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Minute 01/27/18 12:53:44 AM #1: |
I'm 21 piece of shit years old, I'ma be 22 in March and people still think I'm 16 at work. I can't grow a beard, my facial hair is too pale and it just looks disgusting my skin is goddamn PERFECT but that makes me look a lot younger I think yeah I need a new haircut but idfk how I would cut it, this like like type 1a babyface there's no escaping this lose weight? yeah in the process dawg its happening give it time, ive lost like 40 pounds in the past year but I've plateaued the past few weeks :\ idk help me ce you're my only hope --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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SuperExcitebike 01/27/18 12:54:11 AM #2: |
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Johnny_Nutcase 01/27/18 12:54:52 AM #4: |
HAHA @ 21 piece of shit years old.... Ohhh that was gold.
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Fishy 01/27/18 12:55:29 AM #5: |
SuperExcitebike posted...
Lmao grow a beard this if you want to be a soyboy work out and get a good diet, your face will lean out in no time. however it also will as you age especially in the next few years so there's that too --- ~Dr. FishyStick| Welcome Back. http://i.imgur.com/z50xS2H.jpg ... Copied to Clipboard!
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ilovuu 01/27/18 12:55:33 AM #6: |
hahahahahaba
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Minute 01/27/18 12:56:02 AM #7: |
SuperExcitebike posted...
Lmao grow a beard I tried, it was pale and splotchy and looked too fuckin neckbeardy. Even after I shaved the neckbeard part. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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REMercsChamp 01/27/18 12:57:10 AM #8: |
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Minute 01/27/18 12:57:34 AM #9: |
Fishy posted...
SuperExcitebike posted...Lmao grow a beard :ok_hand: I bought myself a pull up bar and I've been using that recently, but it fucked up my core and now it hurts to do :\ that was only like 2 days ago that I bought it, I'm thinking I'm just working muscles im not used to working and ill be good tomorrow --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Minute 01/27/18 12:57:53 AM #10: |
REMercsChamp posted...
This is a picture of a 12 year old :[ --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Funkdamental 01/27/18 12:59:21 AM #11: |
Minute posted...
SuperExcitebike posted...Lmao grow a beard The important thing is, at least you realised that. There's too many who don't. --- Slaughterhouse 5 Cattle 0 ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CagingElephants 01/27/18 12:59:37 AM #12: |
You were great in The End of the F***ing World.
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Kamala_Harris 01/27/18 12:59:42 AM #13: |
smoke cigs it's bad for your skin
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LinksLiege 01/27/18 12:59:49 AM #14: |
You already mentioned the main things to do. Do them.
That haircut is something that'd pass in elementary school - not so much in your early 20's. And if you keep up with the weight loss (Fight through the plateau periods, any progress is progress as long as you aren't doing anything dangerous) then your face will shape up. --- This is LinksLiege's signature. It is fantastic. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Lost_All_Senses 01/27/18 1:01:15 AM #15: |
CagingElephants posted...
You were great in The End of the F***ing World. I didn't see that yet but he was in one my favorite Black Mirrors --- There will always be exceptions. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Raikuro 01/27/18 1:01:24 AM #16: |
having the same haircut as the kids from Stranger Things isn't exactly helping
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Minute 01/27/18 1:02:01 AM #17: |
LinksLiege posted...
That haircut is something that'd pass in elementary school - not so much in your early 20's. its a bad angle but tbh im getting the haircut soon, I don't know shit all about what sort of haircut I would get tho, everything I've seen that's """"in fashion"""" seems like it would look outrageous topping my domepiece. --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Patchwork 01/27/18 10:19:38 AM #19: |
You can't change your face, other than leaning it out like others have mentioned. That and a non Mennonite haircut are a good start
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EnragedSlith 01/27/18 10:21:10 AM #20: |
Most 21 year olds look like kids to me. Lift, lose weight, get some clothes and a haircut that doesnt belong on a teenager
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weapon_d00d816 01/27/18 10:25:44 AM #21: |
Lose weight and get a haircut that doesn't look like you had it since you were 16.
Then build muscle (which will also raise your testosterone and help you grow facial hair). --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Minute 01/27/18 10:34:54 PM #22: |
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Are you short? 5'8 or 5'9, so yes EnragedSlith posted... Most 21 year olds look like kids to me. Lift, lose weight, get some clothes and a haircut that doesnt belong on a teenager weapon_d00d816 posted... Lose weight and get a haircut that doesn't look like you had it since you were 16. shit takes time :[ also I got a haircut today, nothing like a fade or anything but at least i don't have a fuckin bowlcut anymore --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masticatingman 01/27/18 11:03:52 PM #24: |
You actually have some lines under your eyes so honestly enjoy the youth comments. Youre young 20s, lol. Thats what girls call a baby.
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Jiek_Fafn 01/27/18 11:09:49 PM #25: |
An eye patch or a cool scar over your eye will make you look tough and worldly.
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Lordgold666 01/27/18 11:10:12 PM #26: |
Since nobody will give you a real answer, allow me
Shave your baby face every few days The hair will eventually grow I dont understand it, but it works Yw --- Xbox GT: l0rdg0ld666 | 3DS FC: 1848-2391-0198 [LXGC] - Lethal Xbox Gaming crew ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Minute 01/27/18 11:11:12 PM #27: |
new haircut, super boring but its more appropriate until I can figure out what the fuck I want to do with this shit --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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TheJBD 01/27/18 11:12:29 PM #28: |
You're 21. You have time.
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Vita_Aeterna 01/27/18 11:16:51 PM #29: |
Good god.
1. Workout. Eat healthier etc. 2. Dress like an adult 3. Pray to Chthulu that you can grow decent facial hair in a few years time. 4. Style your hair so you look like a man, and not a guy still in middle school. --- "Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is STARK." ... Copied to Clipboard!
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glitteringfairy 01/27/18 11:17:51 PM #31: |
New haircut makes you look more mature
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Minute 01/27/18 11:19:06 PM #32: |
Vita_Aeterna posted...
1. Workout. Eat healthier etc. in process Vita_Aeterna posted... 2. Dress like an adult I usually do, I just had this shirt under my work shirt :v Vita_Aeterna posted... 3. Pray to Chthulu that you can grow decent facial hair in a few years time. cthulhu did have some great facial hair Vita_Aeterna posted... 4. Style your hair so you look like a man, and not a guy still in middle school. i got no clue what this means --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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CircleOfManias 01/27/18 11:28:24 PM #34: |
When you're 30 and look 20, you'll consider it a blessing.
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MoistenedYouth 01/27/18 11:30:01 PM #35: |
Minute posted...
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smoke_break 01/27/18 11:30:28 PM #36: |
I don't think there's anything you can do. Just roll with it, man. You have a babyface. You can grow a beard but then you'll just have a babyface with a beard.
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MuayThai85 01/27/18 11:32:42 PM #37: |
Just deal with it, you'll be happy about it when you're older. I have great skin and when I was backpacking around Asia between 27-29 years old people thought I was around 20-21. Now at 32 I look much closer to my age (getting married and having a baby appears to have aged me rapidly in the span of 2 years).
If anything, start growing some facial hair. It'll go a long way towards helping you not look so young. --- How can one person post so much stupid s***? ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Paragon21XX 01/27/18 11:38:39 PM #38: |
Do you even lift?
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Vita_Aeterna 01/27/18 11:48:18 PM #39: |
Obviously you won't ever look anything like Gosling, but an attractive yet simple haircut/style:
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Medussa 01/27/18 11:49:23 PM #40: |
just do a little heel turn...
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billcom6 01/27/18 11:55:42 PM #41: |
lose some weight
new haircut --- Because most days are bad days... --- Steam and XBOX Live: billcom6 My Teams: The Ohio State Buckeyes, New York Yankees, Buffalo Bills, The CBJ, Cavs ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Minute 01/28/18 12:15:47 AM #42: |
Paragon21XX posted...
Do you even lift? no, i have no equipment besides this pull up bar and my running shoes so i mean, i guess i lift myself ????? --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Minute 01/28/18 12:17:45 AM #43: |
also
the facial hair comments my facial hair is pale fuckin blonde, its gross and unnoticeable :\ --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Turbam 01/28/18 12:18:34 AM #44: |
Just draw a beard on with sharpie.
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butthole666 01/28/18 12:18:35 AM #45: |
Lose the "I'm in 7th grade and I play COD and wear DC shoes" haircut tbh
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IfGodCouldDie 01/28/18 12:19:23 AM #46: |
Take a knife and cut from above your eyebrow downwards to about half way down your cheek, the resulting scare should give you a more grizzled look.
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ChewedMint 01/28/18 12:30:14 AM #47: |
Fishy posted...
SuperExcitebike posted...Lmao grow a beard No it won't lol I'm about to turn 24 and everyone still assumes I'm 18. Every single time I tell someone my age they are always astonished. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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weapon_d00d816 01/28/18 7:31:10 AM #48: |
Lordgold666 posted...
Since nobody will give you a real answer, allow me No it doesn't. It doesn't make it grow. Hair is tapered, so when you constantly cut it you're getting the thicker end to come all the way through. So it doesn't create more hair, it slightly thickens what's already there. --- SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Window_Starer 01/28/18 7:40:51 AM #49: |
Do a bunch of meth and ketamine
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MedeaLysistrata 01/28/18 7:55:27 AM #50: |
try wearing dress shirts and khakis
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