Current Events > Grown man claims to be a "9-year-old trapped in an adult's body"

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zH0mPfR
01/26/18 7:07:51 PM
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http://archive.is/vzAxj

A Chicago man accused of sexually assaulting three young girls told prosecutors he considered himself a boy in a man's body, according to Cook County court documents.
Joseph Roman, 38, is charged with predatory criminal sexual assault stemming from repeated attacks on three girls who were 6 to 8 years old at the time, according to prosecutors. Roman was a friend of the girls' families at the time of the attacks between 2015 and January of this year.

During a hearing Wednesday, prosecutors said Roman admitted to some of the attacks and told Chicago police "he is a 9-year-old trapped in an adult's body." He was ordered held without bail.

Prosecutors said the attacks began when the family of one of the girls moved into Romans home for 10 weeks. Roman is accused of regularly assaulting her between August 2015 and December 2017 while the other family members were sleeping. The girl was 6 when the assaults began.

In October 2016, Roman is accused of assaulting an 8-year-old girl while her family stayed with him for 10 weeks. Her mother worked a night shift, and Roman would help take care of the children, prosecutors said. One attack occurred while two younger children were in the room watching a video on a cellphone, prosecutors said.

The attacks continued after the family moved out, prosecutors said.

Between January 2017 and January of this year, Roman allegedly assaulted another 6-year-old girl while she slept in his home, prosecutors said. The girl's family, and the family of one of the other victims, confronted Roman after an attack Jan. 6.
Roman was taken into custody and made a video admission Monday...


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Vegy
01/26/18 7:08:34 PM
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metralo
01/26/18 7:09:16 PM
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you just made this shitty fucking topic
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zH0mPfR
01/26/18 7:34:19 PM
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metralo posted...
you just made this shitty fucking topic


You sure are smart!
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creativerealms
01/26/18 7:36:25 PM
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Well our president is a twelve year old trapped in a seventh year old body. It's pretty common.
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Movolo
01/26/18 7:41:52 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Well our president is a twelve year old trapped in a seventh year old body. It's pretty common.


Yawn
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Axiom
01/26/18 7:43:32 PM
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metralo posted...
you just made this shitty fucking topic

Probably got modded for suggesting liberalism is the cause of it. Should've just banned his ass since it's inevitable anyway
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Muffinz0rz
01/26/18 7:43:57 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Well our president is a twelve year old trapped in a seventh year old body. It's pretty common.

This topic actually took longer than I expected before becoming about trump
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eston
01/26/18 7:45:44 PM
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What's up with these people coming to stay with him for 10 weeks at a time
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Kazi1212
01/26/18 7:47:40 PM
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I learned from liberals not to be a bigot and accept people when someone says they identify as something because its the ethical thing to do. But I have mixed feelings here, one hand I dont want to be a bigot, but I dont want this child/man going unpunished either
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clearaflagrantj
01/26/18 7:48:03 PM
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CaitSith posted...
Old

No, young actually, so he claims
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clearaflagrantj
01/26/18 7:48:50 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
I learned from liberals not to be a bigot and accept people when someone says they identify as something because its the ethical thing to do. But I have mixed feelings here, one hand I dont want to be a bigot, but I dont want this child/man going unpunished either

He can identify as whatever he wants, age doesn't matter, you cannot sexually violate children.
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SomeGuyPosting
01/26/18 7:49:05 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Well our president is a twelve year old trapped in a seventh year old body. It's pretty common.

And yet he beat the Democratic party candidate in the election
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masticatingman
01/26/18 7:49:10 PM
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Im sure this personality disorder will only have positive consequences. :/
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SomeGuyPosting
01/26/18 7:50:10 PM
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Kazi1212 posted...
I learned from liberals not to be a bigot and accept people when someone says they identify as something because its the ethical thing to do. But I have mixed feelings here, one hand I dont want to be a bigot, but I dont want this child/man going unpunished either


#metoo man. I feel like he should be on death row but i dont want to be sued either
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flussence
01/26/18 7:50:43 PM
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If he didn't want to get arrested then maybe he shouldn't have been an adult trapped in another 6 year old's body
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ImTheMacheteGuy
01/26/18 8:06:16 PM
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Roman: "I'm a 9 year old trapped inside an adult body! PLZ DON'T HURT ME!"

Fellow prison inmate: "Well shit... I can't rape, beat or kill you now because that would be really hypocritical, considering I'm attacking you for preying on children but you identify as a child, so I would be committing the same crimes against you that I am inclined to attack you for committing. This is quite the conundrum... I will leave you alone for now... but I've got my eye on you..." *walks away*

Roman: Yes! *pumps fist* Next step?... Get paroled ;)

(later that day...)

Parole board: Fuck you, scumbag. DENIED. Next hearing in 90 years...

Roman: :(... Fucking assholes...

Fellow prison inmate: !!! Wait a minute! 9 year olds don't call people "fucking assholes." *cracks knuckles and motions to other inmates*

Roman: *very nervous gulp*
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Dat_Cracka_Jax
01/27/18 7:34:34 AM
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clearaflagrantj posted...
Kazi1212 posted...
I learned from liberals not to be a bigot and accept people when someone says they identify as something because its the ethical thing to do. But I have mixed feelings here, one hand I dont want to be a bigot, but I dont want this child/man going unpunished either

He can identify as whatever he wants, age doesn't matter, you cannot sexually violate children.

True. But would you try a nine year old as an adult?
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Turbam
01/27/18 7:35:35 AM
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Why do so many kiddos stay with Roman?!
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knutjob
01/27/18 7:36:46 AM
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Age isn't an identity.
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zH0mPfR
01/27/18 7:38:00 AM
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knutjob posted...
Age isn't an identity.


If you can be an attack helicopter, why not a 9 year old?
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zH0mPfR
01/27/18 6:30:37 PM
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glitteringfairy
01/27/18 6:32:40 PM
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Metro2
01/27/18 6:38:28 PM
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He can be whatever what he wants to be, but assaulting kids is still a no no.
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DarkChozoGhost
01/27/18 6:46:44 PM
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For the record, this man's claims are not legitimate, but transgenderism is legitimate.
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Sad_Face
01/27/18 6:52:41 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Roman: *very nervous gulp*


lol nice touch
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Tupacrulez
01/27/18 6:53:48 PM
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This was only a matter of time.
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bevan306
01/27/18 6:57:44 PM
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my ignore list just got one person higher
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Sami1000
01/27/18 7:00:17 PM
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would be pretty easy to prove false. guy has either mental health disorder, or he came up with that shitty excuse with his soulless lawyer, and i'm leaning towards the latter.
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billcom6
01/27/18 7:01:23 PM
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This would be a great defense except for the fact that 9 year olds don't repeatedly assault children.
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Sami1000
01/27/18 7:02:38 PM
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Metro2 posted...
He can be whatever what he wants to be, but assaulting kids is still a no no.


What defines 9 year old? If you have lived 38 years, you didn't stop mentally at 9, if you did it would be pretty fucking obvious to anyone. So, no he can't be what he wants to be. Having connection to your "inner child" or being "child at heart" is very different from this.
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Prestoff
01/27/18 7:07:42 PM
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billcom6 posted...
This would be a great defense except for the fact that 9 year olds don't repeatedly assault children.


This, it doesn't excuse you of committing a crime.
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Vicious_Dios
01/27/18 7:12:19 PM
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Movolo posted...
creativerealms posted...
Well our president is a twelve year old trapped in a seventh year old body. It's pretty common.


Yawn

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KazumaKiryu
01/27/18 7:13:35 PM
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Is transage a legitimate thing?
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