Poll of the Day > you walk into your sister's room and see her like this:

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ZiggiStardust
01/25/18 4:29:14 PM
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TheSlinja
01/25/18 4:30:51 PM
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tell her to get a monitor from this century
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Kyuubi4269
01/25/18 4:31:05 PM
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*unzips*
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RIP_Supa posted...
I've seen some stuff
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helIy
01/25/18 4:32:12 PM
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even green dragons chair is superior to that jank shit she's on
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SusanGreenEyes
01/25/18 4:34:43 PM
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I would assume she's playing World of Warcraft and there was one player who took pleasure in killing the other players.

As a result her and a group of friends were in the woods in the game, killing millions of little creatures to level up enough to take this loser down so that everyone could enjoy the game.

I would be grateful to my sister for thinking of others enough to have to poop in a plastic box and stuff herself with pizza rolls and Hot Pockets so she wouldn't be killed while trying to help everyone.

I would make food for her, then create an account of my own to help her so that one day everyone may be able to enjoy the game without being killed by this psychopath.
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Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken.
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SKARDAVNELNATE
01/25/18 4:42:04 PM
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1) Question reality.
2) Ponder how long I've had a sibling and how I had remained unaware of this for so long.
3) Start searching for other rooms that I had not thought were part of my living space.
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No locked doors, no windows barred. No more things to make my brain seem SKARD.
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ZiggiStardust
01/25/18 4:49:00 PM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
I would assume she's playing World of Warcraft and there was one player who took pleasure in killing the other players.

As a result her and a group of friends were in the woods in the game, killing millions of little creatures to level up enough to take this loser down so that everyone could enjoy the game.

I would be grateful to my sister for thinking of others enough to have to poop in a plastic box and stuff herself with pizza rolls and Hot Pockets so she wouldn't be killed while trying to help everyone.

I would make food for her, then create an account of my own to help her so that one day everyone may be able to enjoy the game without being killed by this psychopath.

this is the best answer, ok?
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aDirtyShisno
01/25/18 4:54:39 PM
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I dont have a sister but Im pretty sure that expression would lead to wincest...
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Troll_Police_
01/25/18 4:58:52 PM
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goddamn it ziggi, not only did i never want to think about her like that, but she is eight months pregnant, so you are seriously fucking me up
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Is this going to be one of those times when you pretend not to have a plan until the last moment? And then turn out to really not have one?
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AbsoluteDenial
01/25/18 4:59:30 PM
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I'd assume she is an imposter who broke into my home. My sister is black and only plays the lowest quality casual RPGs from Big Fish Games.
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ZiggiStardust
01/26/18 9:53:24 AM
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Troll_Police_ posted...
goddamn it ziggi, not only did i never want to think about her like that, but she is eight months pregnant, so you are seriously fucking me up

lmao!!!!

my sister just had her second a few months ago, so i won't be participating in this exercise, ok?
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ss4parrothair
01/26/18 10:00:17 AM
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Ask her if a moth ate her clothes
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Tropic_Sunset
01/26/18 10:08:21 AM
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Ask her when she got married, and why I wasn't invited to the wedding, and then storm out in anger and disgust.
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SusanGreenEyes
01/26/18 10:11:23 AM
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ZiggiStardust posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
I would assume she's playing World of Warcraft and there was one player who took pleasure in killing the other players.

As a result her and a group of friends were in the woods in the game, killing millions of little creatures to level up enough to take this loser down so that everyone could enjoy the game.

I would be grateful to my sister for thinking of others enough to have to poop in a plastic box and stuff herself with pizza rolls and Hot Pockets so she wouldn't be killed while trying to help everyone.

I would make food for her, then create an account of my own to help her so that one day everyone may be able to enjoy the game without being killed by this psychopath.

this is the best answer, ok?

I aim to amuse people, ok? :-)
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Alexandra_Trent
01/26/18 10:14:39 AM
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SusanGreenEyes posted...
I would assume she's playing World of Warcraft and there was one player who took pleasure in killing the other players.

As a result her and a group of friends were in the woods in the game, killing millions of little creatures to level up enough to take this loser down so that everyone could enjoy the game.

I would be grateful to my sister for thinking of others enough to have to poop in a plastic box and stuff herself with pizza rolls and Hot Pockets so she wouldn't be killed while trying to help everyone.

I would make food for her, then create an account of my own to help her so that one day everyone may be able to enjoy the game without being killed by this psychopath.


Well said.
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SusanGreenEyes
01/26/18 10:15:53 AM
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Alexandra_Trent posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
I would assume she's playing World of Warcraft and there was one player who took pleasure in killing the other players.

As a result her and a group of friends were in the woods in the game, killing millions of little creatures to level up enough to take this loser down so that everyone could enjoy the game.

I would be grateful to my sister for thinking of others enough to have to poop in a plastic box and stuff herself with pizza rolls and Hot Pockets so she wouldn't be killed while trying to help everyone.

I would make food for her, then create an account of my own to help her so that one day everyone may be able to enjoy the game without being killed by this psychopath.


Well said.

South Park is so awesome.
The past season wasn't as great though.
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Been a murder, over in Riften. Some old lady who runs an orphanage. Those poor children must be heartbroken.
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FellWolf
01/26/18 10:16:30 AM
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I take off my robe and wizard hat
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SusanGreenEyes
01/26/18 10:22:04 AM
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"We can't trust The Sword of a Thousand Truths to a noob!" Lol
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