Current Events > Jurassic Park really needs to go in a different direction.

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DevsBro
01/23/18 4:24:02 PM
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How about...

GIRAFFIC PARK!?

A rich sciency guy opens an amusement park where you can watch giraffes in their natural habitat.
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eston
01/23/18 4:25:10 PM
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D-Lo_BrownTown
01/23/18 4:26:28 PM
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I thought they were going to go in like a Dino Crisis direction with the way Jurassic World ended.

Which, no fucking lie, I'd totally be down for.

Instead now we have this shitty re-tread of The Lost World complete with kid character and plot that makes no fucking sense. Why the fuck do they need to save the dinosaurs? Just clone them again? Or don't? Let nature take it's fucking course god dammit.
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DevsBro
01/23/18 4:37:40 PM
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Exactly as they were 65 mill--er... 65 years ago!
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Darmik
01/23/18 4:38:09 PM
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Robot dinosaurs
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D-Lo_BrownTown
01/23/18 4:44:20 PM
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Like I really can't articulate how fucking dumb I think this movie looks. Or not so much "dumb", but dumb AND boring.

I get it, they need to make a sequel. But like...can't we even try to go in a different direction?

Why not have it turn out that they were trying to weaponize dinosaurs and have them take over a military/research base? And they're trying to escape the base? Or even like...a crew has to go in and clean up the mess?

Why does it always have to be a god damn theme park followed by a "save the dinosaurs" thing?
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Darmik
01/23/18 4:45:36 PM
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Wasn't Jurassic World originally going to be about human/dinosaur hybrids who were soldiers? lol
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Hexenherz
01/23/18 4:46:53 PM
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Darmik posted...
Wasn't Jurassic World originally going to be about human/dinosaur hybrids who were soldiers? lol

The deep state didn't want the truth to get out there
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ToadallyAwesome
01/23/18 4:48:33 PM
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Darmik posted...
Wasn't Jurassic World originally going to be about human/dinosaur hybrids who were soldiers? lol


That would have gone over as well as a hooker farting in church drinking a beer.
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D-Lo_BrownTown
01/23/18 4:48:47 PM
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Like Human/Dino hybrids might be going too far, but even that would be a breath of fresh air compared to this.

I really fucking hate how Fallen Kingdom looks I guess.
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