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CruelBuffalo
01/23/18 2:18:12 PM
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Im not
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redeadlink
01/23/18 2:19:22 PM
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square, square, triangle the game
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Polycosm
01/23/18 2:20:49 PM
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Which one are we talking about, now? Because Dad of War looks great to me.
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CruelBuffalo
01/23/18 2:30:38 PM
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Polycosm posted...
Which one are we talking about, now? Because Dad of War looks great to me.

That one. Its the most blatant male masculinity masterbation Ive seen lol
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sylverlolol
01/23/18 2:34:01 PM
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is this babby's first tumblr post or what
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Anisoptera
01/23/18 2:34:34 PM
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So far the only game play shown is walking in the woods with the son
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CapnMuffin
01/23/18 2:35:31 PM
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0% chance this topic is about the combat
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Romulox28
01/23/18 2:36:43 PM
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Anisoptera posted...
So far the only game play shown is walking in the woods with the son

every male fantasy is to be a single dad
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TheCyborgNinja
01/23/18 2:37:57 PM
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The fact it has basically become another fucking "Sony game" turned me off. Other than Gran Turismo, which they ruined with Sport, they only have one basic formula. Innovation died the day the Xbox One announcement blew it.
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MarqueeSeries
01/23/18 2:42:50 PM
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Do you mean "God of Horizon: Zero War"?

Cause that's how it looks
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Romulox28
01/23/18 2:45:48 PM
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TheCyborgNinja posted...
The fact it has basically become another fucking "Sony game" turned me off. Other than Gran Turismo, which they ruined with Sport, they only have one basic formula. Innovation died the day the Xbox One announcement blew it.

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Veggeta_MAX
01/23/18 2:46:41 PM
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Because the old spamfest crammed with QTE was any better.
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Mr_Biscuit
01/23/18 2:48:49 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The fact it has basically become another fucking "Sony game" turned me off. Other than Gran Turismo, which they ruined with Sport, they only have one basic formula. Innovation died the day the Xbox One announcement blew it.

jmpZip6

Its definitely notable (Nintendo certainly has the most variety in their big exclusives), but say what you will, those are a bunch of GREAT games in that pic.

Might be only one type of great but still.
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Veggeta_MAX
01/23/18 2:49:40 PM
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Can we not complain about everything just this once?
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UnfairRepresent
01/23/18 2:50:56 PM
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It makes me kinda sad.

God of War was really fun as just a hack and slash video game with some fun to it.

Trying to make it an emotional story driven game is crazy
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MC_BatCommander
01/23/18 2:51:00 PM
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Have you never played the previous games or what
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Veggeta_MAX
01/23/18 2:51:32 PM
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Veggeta_MAX posted...
Can we not complain about everything just this once?

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ManSpread
01/23/18 2:51:41 PM
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Romulox28 posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The fact it has basically become another fucking "Sony game" turned me off. Other than Gran Turismo, which they ruined with Sport, they only have one basic formula. Innovation died the day the Xbox One announcement blew it.

jmpZip6

w5jAjRe
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MC_BatCommander
01/23/18 2:51:55 PM
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ManSpread posted...
Romulox28 posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The fact it has basically become another fucking "Sony game" turned me off. Other than Gran Turismo, which they ruined with Sport, they only have one basic formula. Innovation died the day the Xbox One announcement blew it.

jmpZip6

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LOL
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BLAKUboy
01/23/18 2:52:34 PM
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Mr_Biscuit posted...
those are a bunch of GREAT games in that pic.

I don't even know what 3 and 4 are. And I'm just assuming 1 is Uncharted.
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BLAKUboy
01/23/18 2:53:41 PM
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ManSpread posted...
w5jAjRe

This should really have Scalebound covering like a third of one of the frames.
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Patchwork
01/23/18 2:55:10 PM
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Would buy if I had a PS4. Microsoft could make another Ryse game, though, and I'd be satisfied
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Zodd3224
01/23/18 2:59:07 PM
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What's wrong with male fantasy? Dont hate.
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Mr_Biscuit
01/23/18 3:03:52 PM
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BLAKUboy posted...
Mr_Biscuit posted...
those are a bunch of GREAT games in that pic.

I don't even know what 3 and 4 are. And I'm just assuming 1 is Uncharted.

My b, I didnt know what 4 was but thought 3 was TLoU.
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BLAKUboy
01/23/18 3:16:48 PM
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Part of me does assume 3 and 4 are just some games Sony shows at E3 every year with seemingly no intention of actually releasing. They keep making more of those.
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CruelBuffalo
01/23/18 3:45:06 PM
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Zodd3224 posted...
What's wrong with male fantasy? Dont hate.


Nothing wrong with it lol. Just calling a spade a spade
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sylverlolol
01/23/18 3:49:08 PM
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ManSpread posted...
Romulox28 posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The fact it has basically become another fucking "Sony game" turned me off. Other than Gran Turismo, which they ruined with Sport, they only have one basic formula. Innovation died the day the Xbox One announcement blew it.

jmpZip6

w5jAjRe

lmao

got em
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Samurontai
01/23/18 3:54:37 PM
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ManSpread posted...
Romulox28 posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The fact it has basically become another fucking "Sony game" turned me off. Other than Gran Turismo, which they ruined with Sport, they only have one basic formula. Innovation died the day the Xbox One announcement blew it.

jmpZip6

w5jAjRe


Fucking dead lmao
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Zodd3224
01/23/18 4:13:28 PM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
What's wrong with male fantasy? Dont hate.


Nothing wrong with it lol. Just calling a spade a spade


Me man, like smashy smashy
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BlueBoy675
01/23/18 4:16:11 PM
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Dad of War looks like yet another Last of Us inspired walkie talkie muh feelz game. This genre is getting played out
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RebelElite791
01/24/18 12:00:41 AM
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I'm pretty sure in one of the teasers there was some combat shown that was very much like the old ones.

ManSpread posted...
Romulox28 posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The fact it has basically become another fucking "Sony game" turned me off. Other than Gran Turismo, which they ruined with Sport, they only have one basic formula. Innovation died the day the Xbox One announcement blew it.

jmpZip6

w5jAjRe

God damn.
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KazumaKiryu
01/24/18 12:16:09 AM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Polycosm posted...
Which one are we talking about, now? Because Dad of War looks great to me.

That one. Its the most blatant male masculinity masterbation Ive seen lol


People call me a troll yet there are users actually typing shit like this unironically.
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DocileOrangeCup
01/24/18 12:18:32 AM
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See this is why I fucking hate video games, it appeals to the male fantasy
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BignutzisBack
01/24/18 12:18:48 AM
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Darmik
01/24/18 12:20:48 AM
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I'm waiting for reviews. Seems a bit uninspired but hopefully it surprises me.
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Dash_Harber
01/24/18 12:22:19 AM
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I never really cared for God of War, but now for some reason I feel personally offended by the fact that they are using Norse Mythology now. I'm not even sure why.
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Behaviorism
01/24/18 12:22:34 AM
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BignutzisBack
01/24/18 12:23:23 AM
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Dash_Harber posted...
I never really cared for God of War, but now for some reason I feel personally offended by the fact that they are using Norse Mythology now. I'm not even sure why.


As a Norwegian I am proud you should be too if you are
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DocileOrangeCup
01/24/18 12:24:32 AM
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BignutzisBack posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
I never really cared for God of War, but now for some reason I feel personally offended by the fact that they are using Norse Mythology now. I'm not even sure why.


As a Norwegian I am proud you should be too if you are

You're Norwegian? I thought you had a German Shepard
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pegusus123456
01/24/18 12:24:36 AM
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UnfairRepresent posted...
Trying to make it an emotional story driven game is crazy

In complete fairness, the first one's story is kind of an emotional one. It's only the sequels that get kind of goofy.
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Dash_Harber
01/24/18 12:25:44 AM
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BignutzisBack posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
I never really cared for God of War, but now for some reason I feel personally offended by the fact that they are using Norse Mythology now. I'm not even sure why.


As a Norwegian I am proud you should be too if you are


Offended is probably the wrong word. I guess I'm bracing myself for the cavalcade of assholes thinking that they are now experts in Norse Mythology because they played through the campaign on easy, or something.
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BignutzisBack
01/24/18 12:25:48 AM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
I never really cared for God of War, but now for some reason I feel personally offended by the fact that they are using Norse Mythology now. I'm not even sure why.


As a Norwegian I am proud you should be too if you are

You're Norwegian? I thought you had a German Shepard


I am half Norwegian a quarter German and then a bunch of other stuff mixed together for the last 4th
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Asperity
01/24/18 12:25:56 AM
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CruelBuffalo posted...
Polycosm posted...
Which one are we talking about, now? Because Dad of War looks great to me.

That one. Its the most blatant male masculinity masterbation Ive seen lol

Explain
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josifrees
01/24/18 12:28:16 AM
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Samurontai posted...
ManSpread posted...
Romulox28 posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The fact it has basically become another fucking "Sony game" turned me off. Other than Gran Turismo, which they ruined with Sport, they only have one basic formula. Innovation died the day the Xbox One announcement blew it.

jmpZip6

w5jAjRe


Fucking dead lmao

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__aCEr__
01/24/18 12:33:08 AM
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I don't know about this one. This is God of War so I want to play as Kratos rather than the kid...but it looks a lot like escort missions and shit when you're Kratos.

And I don't have a lot of confidence in games that have this kind of development cycle.
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Unquestionable
01/24/18 12:43:30 AM
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Kratos is one of the worst written characters in gaming, which says a lot. Yeah the first game had a bit of depth but after that it became all about just being an angry asshole. The fact they want to inject him into other mythology could work if handled right but my faith isn't very high.
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Ivynn
01/24/18 12:44:20 AM
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RebelElite791 posted...
ManSpread posted...
Romulox28 posted...
TheCyborgNinja posted...
The fact it has basically become another fucking "Sony game" turned me off. Other than Gran Turismo, which they ruined with Sport, they only have one basic formula. Innovation died the day the Xbox One announcement blew it.

jmpZip6

w5jAjRe

God damn.

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pegusus123456
01/24/18 12:44:24 AM
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Unquestionable posted...
my faith isn't very high.

Maybe cuz someone killed all the gods.
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Vita_Aeterna
01/24/18 12:47:59 AM
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BignutzisBack posted...
DocileOrangeCup posted...
BignutzisBack posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
I never really cared for God of War, but now for some reason I feel personally offended by the fact that they are using Norse Mythology now. I'm not even sure why.


As a Norwegian I am proud you should be too if you are

You're Norwegian? I thought you had a German Shepard


I am half Norwegian a quarter German and then a bunch of other stuff mixed together for the last 4th

All Indo-European religions are said to have derived from a common ancestral religion. I actually don't understand why anyone should be offended.
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