Current Events > Man finds the World's DEADLIEST SPIDER in his BANANAS!! Are you scared??

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Full Throttle 01/22/18 12:09:09 AM #1:	Does this spider scare you? Yes.... No View Results The world's deadliest spider was found in a packaged bananas from Brazil...and it was the terrifying Brazilian Wandering Spider!! This spider is the deadliest because one bite can KILL YOU within an hour if you don't get anti-venom into your body..it's also an offensive spider as it attacks its prey without hesitation and they don't run like most spiders from ANYTHING...it's also very fast and can crawl up your leg in a matter of seconds. are you afraid of this spider? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/20/16/485A538A00000578-5292241-image-a-76_1516464031604.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/20/16/485A538600000578-5292241-image-m-93_1516465097722.jpg --- call me mrduckbear, sweater monkeys. Everytime a GFAQS User Steps On A Bug, I'll Stop Posting for 24 HOURS I'm an Asian Liberal. RESIST The Alt-Right <cite>Full Throttle posted [p:894540297] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote> Does this spider scare you? Yes.... No View Results The world's deadliest spider was found in a packaged bananas from Brazil...and it was the terrifying Brazilian Wandering Spider!! This spider is the deadliest because one bite can KILL YOU within an hour if you don't get anti-venom into your body..it's also an offensive spider as it attacks its prey without hesitation and they don't run like most spiders from ANYTHING...it's also very fast and can crawl up your leg in a matter of seconds. are you afraid of this spider? http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/20/16/485A538A00000578-5292241-image-a-76_1516464031604.jpg http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2018/01/20/16/485A538600000578-5292241-image-m-93_1516465097722.jpg</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 01/22/18 12:10:40 AM #2:	That is one ugly fucking spider, first pic made me shudder. I have arachnophobia pretty bad, even pics can freak me out. That's like looking Satan in the face. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:894540374] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>That is one ugly fucking spider, first pic made me shudder. I have arachnophobia pretty bad, even pics can freak me out. That's like looking Satan in the face.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 01/22/18 12:15:39 AM #3:	I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_> <cite>Axiom posted [p:894540653] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 01/22/18 12:16:20 AM #4:	Axiom posted... I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_> I know what I'm doing later! --- http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:894540690] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>Axiom posted...</cite> <quote>I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_></quote> I know what I'm doing later!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
twitterfriends 01/22/18 12:18:02 AM #5:	Axiom posted... I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_> wtf I like Brazilian wandering spiders now --- #NotMyPresident #JusticeDemocrats #Neblio #WolfPAC #Bitcoin #WeAre12 #12thMan #Seahawks #Belieber #DENT #UBI #PokemonGo #twitterfriends #MMA #PopularHashtags <cite>twitterfriends posted [p:894540774] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>Axiom posted...</cite> <quote>I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_></quote> wtf I like Brazilian wandering spiders now</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 01/22/18 12:18:22 AM #6:	Axiom posted... I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_> Imagine the viewing at the funeral, laid out in your suit and a massive boner pointing at the ceiling. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:894540787] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>Axiom posted...</cite> <quote>I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_></quote> Imagine the viewing at the funeral, laid out in your suit and a massive boner pointing at the ceiling.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Sami1000 01/22/18 12:19:21 AM #7:	Am i afraid of a spider that doesn't run away but attacks without hesitation, and its likely unknown in my country, so finding anti venom is next to impossible and the venom is so lethal it kills me in an hour? Of course not. --- Can't think any good sig <cite>Sami1000 posted [p:894540836] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>Am i afraid of a spider that doesn't run away but attacks without hesitation, and its likely unknown in my country, so finding anti venom is next to impossible and the venom is so lethal it kills me in an hour? Of course not.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DirkDiggles 01/22/18 12:21:12 AM #8:	Me: --- https://i.imgur.com/akpEP6p.gif https://i.imgur.com/hVRNKNs.gif <cite>DirkDiggles posted [p:894540922] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>Me: </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Vicious_Dios 01/22/18 12:22:43 AM #9:	MabusIncarnate posted... Axiom posted... I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_> Imagine the viewing at the funeral, laid out in your suit and a massive boner pointing at the ceiling. Gives an Open Casket a whole new meaning. --- S / K / Y / N / E Twitch/YouTube/GT: *Adzeta* <cite>Vicious_Dios posted [p:894540980] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Axiom posted...</cite> <quote>I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_></quote> Imagine the viewing at the funeral, laid out in your suit and a massive boner pointing at the ceiling.</quote> Gives an Open Casket a whole new meaning.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 01/22/18 12:23:56 AM #10:	DirkDiggles posted... Me: Judge, jury, and executioner. --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:894541030] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>DirkDiggles posted...</cite> <quote>Me: </quote> Judge, jury, and executioner.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Axiom 01/22/18 12:24:25 AM #11:	OwlRammer posted... Axiom posted... I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_> I know what I'm doing later! Lol his scenario was him fucking girl after girl and not knowing why his dick won't go soft until he finally keels over <cite>Axiom posted [p:894541053] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Axiom posted...</cite> <quote>I remember the 1000 ways to die episode about the guy that got bit by one of these after getting some bananas. Apparently their venom causes guys to have erections that won't go away >_></quote> I know what I'm doing later!</quote> Lol his scenario was him fucking girl after girl and not knowing why his dick won't go soft until he finally keels over</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DevsBro 01/22/18 12:27:48 AM #12:	it's also very fast and can crawl up your leg in a matter of seconds. My super fast car does 0 to 60 in 82 seconds. --- http://backloggery.com/devsbro/sig.gif http://i.imgur.com/kU5vu5N.png Never pepper popcorn <cite>DevsBro posted [p:894541193] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><quote>it's also very fast and can crawl up your leg in a matter of seconds.</quote> My super fast car does 0 to 60 in 82 seconds.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
the_cajun88 01/22/18 12:30:38 AM #13:	OwlRammer posted... I know what I'm doing later! twitterfriends posted... wtf I like Brazilian wandering spiders now You guys are aware that said erection is extremely painful, right? --- http://i.imgur.com/OkvDFD3.jpg http://i.imgur.com/owvpCYR.jpg <cite>the_cajun88 posted [p:894541320] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>I know what I'm doing later!</quote> <cite>twitterfriends posted...</cite> <quote>wtf I like Brazilian wandering spiders now</quote> You guys are aware that said erection is extremely painful, right?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ProtoManSPx 01/22/18 12:40:00 AM #14:	the_cajun88 posted... OwlRammer posted... I know what I'm doing later! twitterfriends posted... wtf I like Brazilian wandering spiders now You guys are aware that said erection is extremely painful, right? How you know <cite>ProtoManSPx posted [p:894541692] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>the_cajun88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>I know what I'm doing later!</quote> <cite>twitterfriends posted...</cite> <quote>wtf I like Brazilian wandering spiders now</quote> You guys are aware that said erection is extremely painful, right?</quote> How you know</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
masticatingman 01/22/18 12:42:58 AM #15:	Probably the worse is those super poisonous spiders in Australia (especially in Sydney? iirc) that will just randomly hide in your shoes. --- 1%ers are cool but check out the .1% - leggo. <cite>masticatingman posted [p:894541828] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>Probably the worse is those super poisonous spiders in Australia (especially in Sydney? iirc) that will just randomly hide in your shoes.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Uncle_Drew 01/22/18 12:44:47 AM #16:	https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbqSwE_tHjs --- R.I.P. Cavs Uncle Drew 2011-2017 <cite>Uncle_Drew posted [p:894541906] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbqSwE_tHjs</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
MabusIncarnate 01/22/18 12:46:03 AM #17:	Uncle_Drew posted... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbqSwE_tHjs That's fuckin hilarious --- Ten million dollars on a losing campaign Twenty million starving and writhing in pain <cite>MabusIncarnate posted [p:894541967] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>Uncle_Drew posted...</cite> <quote> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbqSwE_tHjs</quote> That's fuckin hilarious</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Shotgunnova 01/22/18 12:46:20 AM #18:	Come, Mr. Fireman, and cremate me bananas Six legs, seven legs, eight legs, CRUNCH --- Take me down from the ridge where the summer ends And watch the city spread out just like a jet's flame <cite>Shotgunnova posted [p:894541982] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>Come, Mr. Fireman, and cremate me bananas Six legs, seven legs, eight legs, CRUNCH</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
RebelElite791 01/22/18 12:47:05 AM #19:	MabusIncarnate posted... DirkDiggles posted... Me: Judge, jury, and executioner. He is not Judge Judy and executioner! --- http://i.imgur.com/MS5SvzN.gif https://i.imgur.com/ahQpG57.jpg <cite>RebelElite791 posted [p:894542018] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>MabusIncarnate posted...</cite> <quote><cite>DirkDiggles posted...</cite> <quote>Me: </quote> Judge, jury, and executioner.</quote> He is not Judge Judy and executioner!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 01/22/18 12:47:53 AM #20:	@dolomedes --- http://i.imgur.com/jWVrg9U.gif http://i.imgur.com/g2efUtT.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5dOwhaP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LVdqu8J.gif Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:894542062] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>@dolomedes</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WizardPowers 01/22/18 12:48:25 AM #21:	All bugs need to die Except the cool harmless ones --- http://i.imgur.com/FS3aeNW.png http://i.imgur.com/Hy9IDHK.gif <cite>WizardPowers posted [p:894542086] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>All bugs need to die Except the cool harmless ones</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 01/22/18 12:49:14 AM #22:	WizardPowers posted... All insects need to die Except the cool harmless ones Spiders arent insects. --- http://i.imgur.com/jWVrg9U.gif http://i.imgur.com/g2efUtT.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5dOwhaP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LVdqu8J.gif Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:894542120] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>WizardPowers posted...</cite> <quote>All insects need to die Except the cool harmless ones</quote> Spiders arent insects.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGrindery 01/22/18 12:50:41 AM #23:	I wanna put it in something that it can't get out of and piss on it. <cite>TheGrindery posted [p:894542183] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>I wanna put it in something that it can't get out of and piss on it.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
WizardPowers 01/22/18 12:51:59 AM #24:	sktgamer_13dude posted... WizardPowers posted... All insects need to die Except the cool harmless ones Spiders arent insects. I edited that in like 5 seconds and that was enough time for one of those people to correct it Sheesh --- http://i.imgur.com/FS3aeNW.png http://i.imgur.com/Hy9IDHK.gif <cite>WizardPowers posted [p:894542232] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>sktgamer_13dude posted...</cite> <quote><cite>WizardPowers posted...</cite> <quote>All insects need to die Except the cool harmless ones</quote> Spiders arent insects.</quote> I edited that in like 5 seconds and that was enough time for one of those people to correct it Sheesh</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
sktgamer_13dude 01/22/18 12:53:39 AM #25:	I mean, I hate spiders as much as the next person, but theyre not insects >_> I dont even think theyre even bugs. --- http://i.imgur.com/jWVrg9U.gif http://i.imgur.com/g2efUtT.jpg http://i.imgur.com/5dOwhaP.jpg http://i.imgur.com/LVdqu8J.gif Go Cougs and M's #DI4B <cite>sktgamer_13dude posted [p:894542302] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>I mean, I hate spiders as much as the next person, but theyre not insects >_> I dont even think theyre even bugs.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
voldothegr8 01/22/18 12:55:57 AM #26:	I feel like once a year there's a story about this. --- Oda break tracker 2018- 0 (1) \| THE Ohio State: 11-2 \| Oakland Raiders: 6-10 Super Mario Maker Profile: 1237-0000-0073-02FE <cite>voldothegr8 posted [p:894542394] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>I feel like once a year there's a story about this.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
THREADRIPPER 01/22/18 1:01:52 AM #27:	Full Throttle posted... Brazilian Wandering Spider ~~http://users.content.ytmnd.com/4/5/8/4583d7a5de36e9870b0b6efed270ade3.wav~~ --- "Building the future and keeping the past alive are one and the same thing." -- Snake <cite>THREADRIPPER posted [p:894542587] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>Full Throttle posted...</cite> <quote>Brazilian Wandering Spider</quote> http://users.content.ytmnd.com/4/5/8/4583d7a5de36e9870b0b6efed270ade3.wav</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BlackHorse6969 01/22/18 1:08:07 AM #28:	Bidoof spider --- http://i.imgur.com/dMnyy10.jpg <cite>BlackHorse6969 posted [p:894542807] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>Bidoof spider</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Syntheticon 01/22/18 1:54:21 AM #29:	Don't eat bananas and don't live in Brazil so I'm not too concerned. --- Mod me? You don't even know me! <cite>Syntheticon posted [p:894544550] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>Don't eat bananas and don't live in Brazil so I'm not too concerned.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
008Zulu 01/22/18 2:31:15 AM #30:	As an Australian, I fear no spider. --- Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer. <cite>008Zulu posted [p:894545664] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>As an Australian, I fear no spider.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OwlRammer 01/22/18 2:34:09 AM #31:	the_cajun88 posted... OwlRammer posted... I know what I'm doing later! twitterfriends posted... wtf I like Brazilian wandering spiders now You guys are aware that said erection is extremely painful, right? yeah painful for the girl --- http://i.imgur.com/ji9KF3f.jpg http://i.imgur.com/p3G1Hvd.png http://puu.sh/ovZuS/97325c05b3.jpg http://puu.sh/ovZB2/eeee237f49.jpg <cite>OwlRammer posted [p:894545736] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>the_cajun88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>I know what I'm doing later!</quote> <cite>twitterfriends posted...</cite> <quote>wtf I like Brazilian wandering spiders now</quote> You guys are aware that said erection is extremely painful, right?</quote> yeah painful for the girl</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TheGrindery 01/22/18 8:02:58 AM #32:	OwlRammer posted... the_cajun88 posted... OwlRammer posted... I know what I'm doing later! twitterfriends posted... wtf I like Brazilian wandering spiders now You guys are aware that said erection is extremely painful, right? yeah painful for the girl So you forgot about the so-hard-it-hurts erections from between ages 9 to 12-ish? I sure as hell didn't. If it's worse then God damn. <cite>TheGrindery posted [p:894552601] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote><cite>the_cajun88 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>OwlRammer posted...</cite> <quote>I know what I'm doing later!</quote> <cite>twitterfriends posted...</cite> <quote>wtf I like Brazilian wandering spiders now</quote> You guys are aware that said erection is extremely painful, right?</quote> yeah painful for the girl</quote> So you forgot about the so-hard-it-hurts erections from between ages 9 to 12-ish? I sure as hell didn't. If it's worse then God damn.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Havik 01/22/18 8:26:33 AM #33:	I love spiders. --- haHA look at me I'm a cancerous top-hat wearing f"-Crispy_Mike.* <cite>Havik posted [p:894553304] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>I love spiders.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
mrduckbear 01/22/18 11:21:38 PM #34:	looks like it's a slam dunk YES --- Every time a Gamefaqs User PROVES they Stepped on a Bug, i will STOP Posting for 24 Hours...Beware, this is NOT a good thing to do!! <cite>mrduckbear posted [p:894608394] in Man finds ... [t:76228901]...</cite> <quote>looks like it's a slam dunk YES</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Current Events > Man finds the World's DEADLIEST SPIDER in his BANANAS!! Are you scared?? (+) Yeah! (+)

Current Events > Man finds the World's DEADLIEST SPIDER in his BANANAS!! Are you scared??