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Blue_Dream87
01/17/18 12:26:17 AM
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Coworker wants to take me and she's gonna buy me a lapdance.

It's not exactly the most upscale place.
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MonsterZed
01/17/18 12:26:51 AM
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Why not ask her to give you a lap dance instead and save her the money?
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littlebro07
01/17/18 12:27:27 AM
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MonsterZed posted...
Why not ask her to give you a lap dance instead and save her the money?

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BlackHorse6969
01/17/18 12:28:45 AM
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Bring your credit card and swipe it in their butt cracks
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armandro
01/17/18 12:30:33 AM
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why would she do that?
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Blue_Dream87
01/17/18 12:30:54 AM
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MonsterZed posted...
Why not ask her to give you a lap dance instead and save her the money?


I mean odds are she'll give me one
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Blue_Dream87
01/17/18 12:31:36 AM
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armandro posted...
why would she do that?


Because I've never been to one before? Idk she's weird.
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CarlGrimes
01/17/18 12:31:47 AM
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Wear sweatpants.
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MonsterZed
01/17/18 12:32:01 AM
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Blue_Dream87 posted...
MonsterZed posted...
Why not ask her to give you a lap dance instead and save her the money?


I mean odds are she'll give me one

Then you should save yourself the time and save her the money and just do that.
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Duwstai
01/17/18 12:42:40 AM
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Bring some spare cash so you don't look like a cheapo
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Blue_Dream87
01/17/18 5:30:40 AM
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MonsterZed posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
MonsterZed posted...
Why not ask her to give you a lap dance instead and save her the money?


I mean odds are she'll give me one

Then you should save yourself the time and save her the money and just do that.


She's got money. And what's better than one free lapdance? 2 free lapdances!

Anyways how the hell do I find out if I can touch? Don't wanna be a dweeb and just ask. From what I've heard of this place I'd prolly be the least creepy guy there so I may have more options.
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l0bcity
01/17/18 5:53:08 AM
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Just grab a handful of titty and see what happens
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AbstraktProfSC2
01/17/18 6:33:05 AM
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CarlGrimes posted...
Wear sweatpants.

basketball shorts*
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SSJCAT
01/17/18 6:38:46 AM
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My advice: dont.

Lol I fucking hate strip clubs.
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Darkrobotisback
01/17/18 6:41:58 AM
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Wear a shirt with a semi naked anime chick on it.
All the chicks dig studs
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voldothegr8
01/17/18 6:45:29 AM
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Sounds like she's getting you rev'd up for some later activities, nice!

As for touching the dancers, it all depends on the club and girl. Some make you keep your hands to yourself and others will let you feel about.
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anth0ny
01/17/18 6:52:16 AM
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1: if you're going to try and have a good time then don't go in sober (if you have to go in sober then make it a priority to become not-sober as quickly as possible)

2: don't get kicked out (this is harder than it sounds, but if you do end up getting kicked out maybe you'll luck out and end up with the entire staff thinking you're hilarious)

3: don't bring a guitar (though the staff will tune it for you when you go back for it)
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anth0ny
01/17/18 6:52:49 AM
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what else *thinking*
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