Current Events > Donald Trump's physical report is out and scored PERFECT on cognitive exam

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KazumaKiryu
01/16/18 4:13:37 PM
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https://www.axios.com/the-presidents-vital-signs-1516135799-003bc77a-cca9-454c-955f-6e8357628a02.html

Jackson said Trump requested a cognitive exam during the session. Trump scored 30/30 on a test of his cognitive ability "The Montreal Cognitive Assessment" which screened for Alzheimer's and dementia, among other illnesses Jackson said. "I have no concerns about his cognitive ability.

Trump is 6'3" and weighs 239 pounds. Jackson said. He added that he discussed a diet plan with the president that would include a smaller amount of carbohydrates and fats. A reasonable goal is for Trump to lose 1015 pounds in the next year, he said. "The president has acknowledged that he'd be healthier if he lost a few pounds."

The president's blood pressure is 122/74, a normal level, and he has a resting heart rate of 68 beats per minute, Jackson said.

Trump's medications: Crestor, Aspirin, Propecia to prevent male pattern hair loss, a multivitamin.
"His cardiac health is excellent."

How is Trump healthy despite his diet and lack of exercise? "He has incredibly good genes. It's just the way God made him."
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ToadallyAwesome
01/16/18 4:14:47 PM
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Sorry but I call bullshit
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Garioshi
01/16/18 4:15:35 PM
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ToadallyAwesome posted...
Sorry but I call bullshit

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Mr_MacPhisto
01/16/18 4:16:19 PM
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The best genes.
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Caution999
01/16/18 4:16:37 PM
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@Giant_Aspirin
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BreezyExcursion
01/16/18 4:16:54 PM
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yo trump is healthier than most of this board
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KILBOTz
01/16/18 4:17:56 PM
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I don't believe he is 239 pounds if he is 6'3". At least 280 of that height is real.
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iamintents
01/16/18 4:18:31 PM
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shockthemonkey posted...
So he has no excuses for sounding like a senile old man? Yikes

this.

mental health is superior to physical
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EndOfDiscOne
01/16/18 4:18:31 PM
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I'm better qualified to judge Trump's health than his own doctor


^What many people think
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Giant_Aspirin
01/16/18 4:19:07 PM
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is this the report where they faked the doctor's signature?
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eston
01/16/18 4:19:43 PM
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armandro
01/16/18 4:19:54 PM
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ImTheMacheteGuy
01/16/18 4:21:16 PM
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Garioshi posted...
ToadallyAwesome posted...
Sorry but I call bullshit

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eston
01/16/18 4:21:35 PM
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DeanAuryn
01/16/18 4:22:37 PM
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Who tested him? Dr Nick Riviera?
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AverageCEgal
01/16/18 4:22:54 PM
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronny_Jackson

He has a degree in marine biology
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COVxy
01/16/18 4:22:59 PM
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If he didn't score well on the MoCA, I would be extremely extremely concerned.

MoCA differentiates extreme conditions of cognitive impairment. You can find a free form online and see for yourself what it looks like. Essentially it's a dementia/no dementia test.
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JustMonika
01/16/18 4:23:26 PM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
How is Trump healthy despite his diet and lack of exercise? "He has incredibly good genes. It's just the way God made him."

lol
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XplodnPnguins92
01/16/18 4:24:01 PM
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wasn't it reported that the same doctor also examined obama?
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creativerealms
01/16/18 4:24:05 PM
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eston posted...
creativerealms posted...
239? Hahahahahaha.

Literally 6'3"

Okay both are true. I thought trump was shorter and fatter for some reason.
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eston
01/16/18 4:24:25 PM
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AverageCEgal posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronny_Jackson

I wonder why Trump opted to keep Obama's appointee instead of bringing in his long-time quack
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Unsugarized_Foo
01/16/18 4:26:08 PM
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creativerealms posted...
eston posted...
creativerealms posted...
239? Hahahahahaha.

Literally 6'3"

Okay both are true. I thought trump was shorter and fatter for some reason.


240 on a 6'3" frame looks a lot thinner
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AverageCEgal
01/16/18 4:26:17 PM
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It's the same marine biologist who looked after obama so if he's a bribe addict for trump then he was one for obama too apparently
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armandro
01/16/18 4:27:49 PM
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AverageCEgal posted...
It's the same marine biologist who looked after obama so if he's a bribe addict for trump then he was one for obama too apparently


I mean like how much would Trump have to pay you?

He could just have been a normal doctor with Obama and taken the money with Trump.
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COVxy
01/16/18 4:29:15 PM
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COVxy posted...
If he didn't score well on the MoCA, I would be extremely extremely concerned.

MoCA differentiates extreme conditions of cognitive impairment. You can find a free form online and see for yourself what it looks like. Essentially it's a dementia/no dementia test.


http://dementia.ie/images/uploads/site-images/MoCA-Test-English_7_1.pdf
https://www.bmc.org/sites/default/files/For_Medical_Professionals/Pediatric_Resources/
Pediatrics__MA_Center_for_Sudden_Infant_Death_Syndrome__SIDS_/Montreal-cognitive-assessment-MoCA.pdf

For reference.
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-Unowninator-
01/16/18 4:29:53 PM
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Garioshi posted...
ToadallyAwesome posted...
Sorry but I call bullshit


I really hope this true, but then again, my hopes rarely come true. :( (Otherwise "He Who Should Not Be President" wouldn't be president.)

DeanAuryn posted...
Who tested him? Dr Nick Riviera?


LOL That sounds very likely.
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KILBOTz
01/16/18 4:30:18 PM
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creativerealms posted...
eston posted...
creativerealms posted...
239? Hahahahahaha.

Literally 6'3"

Okay both are true. I thought trump was shorter and fatter for some reason.


http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/donald-trump-and-ny-jets-quarterback-mark-sanchez-attends-the-limited-picture-id153281776?s=612x612

Mark Sanchez is posted as 6'2. I don't think Trump is even 6' if you don't count an inch and a half of poofed up hair.,
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01/16/18 4:30:54 PM
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ThePrinceFish
01/16/18 4:31:08 PM
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eston posted...
AverageCEgal posted...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ronny_Jackson

I wonder why Trump opted to keep Obama's appointee instead of bringing in his long-time quack

So that when he bribed him it wouldn't look suspicious. Luckily CE is too smart to fall for that one.
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AverageCEgal
01/16/18 4:31:36 PM
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But he's a marine biologist and I dont' think obmaa and trump are fishies
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MrBobGray
01/16/18 4:31:49 PM
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You can be a cognitive dumbass.
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KazumaKiryu
01/16/18 4:34:37 PM
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It's hilarious that you're all so damn brainwashed against him that this report means absolutely nothing to you. It's all just fake, fake report, fake doctor, nothing can be trusted.... fucking grow up and accept that he's the president. God damn.
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AverageCEgal
01/16/18 4:35:12 PM
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But he's not a marine is he
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prince_leo
01/16/18 4:36:17 PM
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KILBOTz posted...
I don't believe he is 239 pounds if he is 6'3". At least 280 of that height is real.

Yeah, this is where I call bs. There's no fucking way a man as tall as he is and as fat as him weighs only 240
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Caution999
01/16/18 4:36:34 PM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
It's hilarious that you're all so damn brainwashed against him that this report means absolutely nothing to you. It's all just fake, fake report, fake doctor, nothing can be trusted.... fucking grow up and accept that he's the president. God damn.


Now they'll believe in fake news.
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Flaming_Fire619
01/16/18 4:37:03 PM
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I mean, I really don't see any reason for Jackson to lie. It's not like was appointed by Trump, and I highly doubt that the doctor to the President is making so little money that he needs to be bribed. And I doubt that he'd have to worry about keeping his job if he gave a bad bill of health.

That said, the MoCA test from what I'm seeing is just...lazy. Like, it's absolutely easy, and if he got anything less than a perfect score I'd be scared. I haven't really bought into the "Trump is mentally unfit" line anyway. What I will say though is that makes all of his Tweets that much more sad. Because this means that a mentally fit person thought it was a good idea to make a thinly veiled penis reference using the nuclear button.
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EndOfDiscOne
01/16/18 4:37:19 PM
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Fake News right
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_Rinku_
01/16/18 4:37:36 PM
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I just can't believe that Trump weighs 239lbs at 6'3". That is right below the line for being classed as obese. Two pounds more or an inch shorter, and you're technically obese. One of those numbers has to be fudged, it's just too unlikely otherwise.
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Romulox28
01/16/18 4:38:21 PM
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liberals are going to be so mad when Trump is the first person to live to 200 years old
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SK8T3R215
01/16/18 4:38:24 PM
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>"Trump should go through a physical with the doctor who did Obama's instead of his own personal doctor!"
>"The results saying he's healthy are fake!"
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HypnoCoosh
01/16/18 4:39:59 PM
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Trumps mere existence is enough to trigger people I swear.
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Pepys Monster
01/16/18 4:40:32 PM
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I guess Trump really is playing 4D chess.
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itachi15243
01/16/18 4:41:40 PM
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I wonder how rich that doctor is right now.

Most normal people get around a 26/30 on a moca, which is normal. Mild Cognitive Impairment is around a 22/30.

Trump didn't even bother making it believable, he had to look like the best
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Giant_Aspirin
01/16/18 4:43:25 PM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
It's hilarious that you're all so damn brainwashed against him that this report means absolutely nothing to you. It's all just fake, fake report, fake doctor, nothing can be trusted....


kinda like how the alt-right dismisses literally anything critical of Trump?

edit: yes, that's exactly what he means and that's exactly why he set that bait and i took it like a fool
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Krojen
01/16/18 4:44:31 PM
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Sky high cholesterol despite taking cholesterol lowering meds. He really is an old man that eats McDonalds every day.
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Caution999
01/16/18 4:44:34 PM
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Posts I've seen on this board:
"The President just says 'fake news' to things he doesn't like or like the sound of!"

*same person*

"What? I'm calling bullshit on this news that his cognitive ability is fine"

DAT PROJECTION
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WaffIeElite
01/16/18 4:44:46 PM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
It's hilarious that you're all so damn brainwashed against him that this report means absolutely nothing to you. It's all just fake, fake report, fake doctor, nothing can be trusted.... fucking grow up and accept that he's the president. God damn.


FAKE NEWS!
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-Unowninator-
01/16/18 4:46:21 PM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
It's hilarious that you're all so damn brainwashed against him that this report means absolutely nothing to you. It's all just fake, fake report, fake doctor, nothing can be trusted.... fucking grow up and accept that he's the president. God damn.

It's hilarious that you're brainwashed into thinking he's a good President. He only won because of Russia. He's also sexist, and racist.
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