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KazumaKiryu
01/16/18 11:20:52 AM
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He's very out of shape and had a great fall, resulting in at least a torn ACL. He's now expecting he'll need surgery and will be off work and have no income, so he's saying he'll probably have to go back to living with his parents.

My other roommate is his cousin, and he's not gonna stick around if the other one moves out. So suddenly I'll be left with nothing and I can't afford my mortgage on my own.
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TheDarkCircle
01/16/18 11:22:30 AM
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what do you mean "at least" a torn ACL?

What's more than that? Ripping your leg off?
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MAGA_2020
01/16/18 11:22:41 AM
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How didyou get the mortgage in the firstplace then?
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eston
01/16/18 11:23:12 AM
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So you bought a house that you can't pay the mortgage on without having a roommate?

That was not smart.
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KazumaKiryu
01/16/18 11:23:51 AM
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MAGA_2020 posted...
How didyou get the mortgage in the firstplace then?


Because my parents are in it too but they don't pay it.

TheDarkCircle posted...
what do you mean "at least" a torn ACL?

What's more than that? Ripping your leg off?


Well there's danger of his arteries being cut off or something, idk.
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Stupid Pirate Guy
01/16/18 11:24:05 AM
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Tell the cousin to help find replacements or he can't leave.
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KamenRiderBlade
01/16/18 11:24:35 AM
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Start searching for replacements.
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Giant_Aspirin
01/16/18 11:24:40 AM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
So suddenly I'll be left with nothing and I can't afford my mortgage on my own.


you shouldn't have taken out a mortgage you can't afford on your own.

i knew i was going to have a roommate and bought a house that i could afford without one being there. that way, any money i do get in rent is considered extra and i apply it towards the principle each month.

edit: are your roommates Hoth and Franklin?
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ExtremeLuchador
01/16/18 11:27:53 AM
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You can live your life without an ACL. He's not an athlete.
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iamintents
01/16/18 11:29:56 AM
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boot their broke dick asses
get new roommates
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C7D
01/16/18 11:30:45 AM
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I guess its a good thing that you were smart and took first and last months rent when you rented out huh?
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KazumaKiryu
01/16/18 11:32:01 AM
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C7D posted...
I guess its a good thing that you were smart and took first and last months rent when you rented out huh?


Yeah right
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C7D
01/16/18 11:33:03 AM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
C7D posted...
I guess its a good thing that you were smart and took first and last months rent when you rented out huh?


Yeah right


You live some. You learn some. You dont make that mistake again.
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Turbam
01/16/18 11:33:48 AM
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Seduce the cousin
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0AbsoluteZero0
01/16/18 11:43:31 AM
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Couldnt have happened to a better person... LOL
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