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Cotton_Eye_Joe
01/15/18 2:12:52 AM
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0IG820a
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Lost_All_Senses
01/15/18 2:13:49 AM
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Where did you come from?
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The_Freecs
01/15/18 2:14:14 AM
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lol
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Kaiganeer
01/15/18 2:14:41 AM
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where did you go
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Kakkeron
01/15/18 2:14:50 AM
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Where did ya go?

Edit: Too slow
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anth0ny
01/15/18 2:14:57 AM
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Where did you go?
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 2:15:39 AM
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I mean.. i'm trying hard here for something positive to say. Maybe try some old spice?
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Pepys Monster
01/15/18 2:16:11 AM
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Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf
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The_Freecs
01/15/18 2:16:19 AM
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is this actually you?
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:16:24 AM
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Goddamn, get a whore if it's legal in your area
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 2:16:57 AM
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The_Freecs posted...
is this actually you?

I need this answer before I proceed.
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:17:08 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


Women don't want men who are dressed like a fuckhead
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Letron_James
01/15/18 2:17:14 AM
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get rich
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Lost_All_Senses
01/15/18 2:20:30 AM
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JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


Women don't want men who are dressed like a fuckhead


You are in for a rude awakening in the future
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anth0ny
01/15/18 2:21:05 AM
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anyone find out where he went
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:22:39 AM
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Lost_All_Senses posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


Women don't want men who are dressed like a fuckhead


You are in for a rude awakening in the future


Bullshit. No women wants a man who is wearing this fucking shirt. I have good fashion sense.
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Garioshi
01/15/18 2:23:10 AM
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where did you come from @Cotton_Eye_Joe
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The_Freecs
01/15/18 2:24:07 AM
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I hope the trajectory of my life changes, because this is where I'm headed if my life continues the way it is now lol.
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gamer167
01/15/18 2:24:40 AM
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Ol Oblivion NPC lookin ass
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masticatingman
01/15/18 2:24:48 AM
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You have a fairly youthful face. Id suggest shaving and getting a buzz cut. Good luck. Dont really have any advice for a straight guy starting out in his 30s. Just realize that most women your age will have gotten around a lot by now pretty standard.
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 2:25:09 AM
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Chicks don't dig dudes that make threads looking for a reply and don't check back once posted.
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Turtlebread
01/15/18 2:25:48 AM
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JeanCocteau posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


Women don't want men who are dressed like a fuckhead


You are in for a rude awakening in the future


Bullshit. No women wants a man who is wearing this fucking shirt.


Guarantee that dude could fuck any girl you want
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:27:19 AM
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Turtlebread posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


Women don't want men who are dressed like a fuckhead


You are in for a rude awakening in the future


Bullshit. No women wants a man who is wearing this fucking shirt.


Guarantee that dude could fuck any girl you want


I wouldn't want any girl who would fuck a guy wearing that

So, I suppose that makes you incorrect
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 2:27:57 AM
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His shirt is literally this important. smh.
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:29:03 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
His shirt is literally this important. smh.


The way a person dresses is very important, it shows character
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anth0ny
01/15/18 2:30:17 AM
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#mabusactuallyreallyliketheshirt
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YellowSUV
01/15/18 2:30:21 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
Attractive women want men who look like this.

PvRbPEf


No way, he needs to pop that collar first.
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 2:31:45 AM
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JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
His shirt is literally this important. smh.


The way a person dresses is very important, it shows character

I can put a cardigan on my dick but that isn't going to change the size of it
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:33:25 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
His shirt is literally this important. smh.


The way a person dresses is very important, it shows character

I can put a cardigan on my dick but that isn't going to change the size of it


You could, but that would be dumb and pointless
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masticatingman
01/15/18 2:33:52 AM
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JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
His shirt is literally this important. smh.


The way a person dresses is very important, it shows character


That dude has a 9/10 or 10/10 face and looks in shape with solid personal grooming. The shirt is non descript and looks like something a well adjusted young adult man would wear.
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:36:12 AM
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masticatingman posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
His shirt is literally this important. smh.


The way a person dresses is very important, it shows character


That dude has a 9/10 or 10/10 face and looks in shape with solid personal grooming. The shirt is non descript and looks like something a well adjusted young adult man would wear.


More like a malajusted young man

Disagree 100%, the shirt is country club nerdy

Also, he looks like a douche, he either needs to fully shave or grow a hell of a beard, not that prepubescent bullshit
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 2:36:13 AM
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JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
His shirt is literally this important. smh.


The way a person dresses is very important, it shows character

I can put a cardigan on my dick but that isn't going to change the size of it


You could, but that would be dumb and pointless

EXACTLY
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:37:43 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
His shirt is literally this important. smh.


The way a person dresses is very important, it shows character

I can put a cardigan on my dick but that isn't going to change the size of it


You could, but that would be dumb and pointless

EXACTLY


Outer clothing is not pointless

I suppose it is with the neckbeard crowd
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 2:39:29 AM
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JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
His shirt is literally this important. smh.


The way a person dresses is very important, it shows character

I can put a cardigan on my dick but that isn't going to change the size of it


You could, but that would be dumb and pointless

EXACTLY


Outer clothing is not pointless

I suppose it is with the neckbeard crowd

How do you still not get it? Why don't you just get it?!

Do you like fish sticks?
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:41:03 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
His shirt is literally this important. smh.


The way a person dresses is very important, it shows character

I can put a cardigan on my dick but that isn't going to change the size of it


You could, but that would be dumb and pointless

EXACTLY


Outer clothing is not pointless

I suppose it is with the neckbeard crowd

How do you still not get it? Why don't you just get it?!

Do you like fish sticks?


Funny, i am thinking the same thing about you

I guess I just have better tastes, no other explanation for our inability to find common ground with this douche
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 2:46:01 AM
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Imagine getting this worked up over a picture of a guy wearing a polo shirt.
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chill02
01/15/18 2:46:32 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine getting this worked up over a picture of a guy wearing a polo shirt.


it's hoth
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kingdrake2
01/15/18 2:48:33 AM
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JeanCocteau posted...
Goddamn, get a whore if it's legal in your area


might as well at that rate, just for the experience.
though trying to woo a girl IRL and the upkeep is debilitating. seen lives get ruined very easily.
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:49:33 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine getting this worked up over a picture of a guy wearing a polo shirt.


Imagine thinking I am worked up

He's just wearing a dumb shirt and I am posting it out

Ironically, you are worked up about me thinking the shirt sucks
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:50:09 AM
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chill02 posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine getting this worked up over a picture of a guy wearing a polo shirt.


it's hoth


Holy shit, talk about not knowing what is going on
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Pepys Monster
01/15/18 2:51:13 AM
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JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine getting this worked up over a picture of a guy wearing a polo shirt.


Imagine thinking I am worked up

He's just wearing a dumb shirt and I am posting it out

Ironically, you are worked up about me thinking the shirt sucks

You said women wouldn't want him because of his shirt. The caption proves otherwise.
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 2:54:12 AM
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I'm wearing the exact same shirt right now, except it's a bit small and my belly overhang is sticking out the bottom and no buttons are buttoned so I can breathe better.
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:54:14 AM
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Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine getting this worked up over a picture of a guy wearing a polo shirt.


Imagine thinking I am worked up

He's just wearing a dumb shirt and I am posting it out

Ironically, you are worked up about me thinking the shirt sucks

You said women wouldn't want him because of his shirt. The caption proves otherwise.


The caption was written by a girl. A sub? Lol, she in high school. She's not a woman. Hasn't developed refined tastes yet.

Care to re-answer?
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:54:35 AM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm wearing the exact same shirt right now, except it's a bit small and my belly overhang is sticking out the bottom and no buttons are buttoned so I can breathe better.


You're bringing sexy back
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MabusIncarnate
01/15/18 2:54:55 AM
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JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm wearing the exact same shirt right now, except it's a bit small and my belly overhang is sticking out the bottom and no buttons are buttoned so I can breathe better.


You're bringing sexy back

XD
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Pepys Monster
01/15/18 2:55:34 AM
#46:


JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine getting this worked up over a picture of a guy wearing a polo shirt.


Imagine thinking I am worked up

He's just wearing a dumb shirt and I am posting it out

Ironically, you are worked up about me thinking the shirt sucks

You said women wouldn't want him because of his shirt. The caption proves otherwise.


The caption was written by a girl. A sub? Lol, she in high school. She's not a woman. Hasn't developed refined tastes yet.

Care to re-answer?

If you're so fashionable, show us some good polos. Maybe you wearing one. Or at least just an example.
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:56:46 AM
#47:


Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine getting this worked up over a picture of a guy wearing a polo shirt.


Imagine thinking I am worked up

He's just wearing a dumb shirt and I am posting it out

Ironically, you are worked up about me thinking the shirt sucks

You said women wouldn't want him because of his shirt. The caption proves otherwise.


The caption was written by a girl. A sub? Lol, she in high school. She's not a woman. Hasn't developed refined tastes yet.

Care to re-answer?

If you're so fashionable, show us some good polos. Maybe you wearing one. Or at least just an example.


Lol, I don't wear fucking polos, are you kidding?
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Pepys Monster
01/15/18 2:57:24 AM
#48:


JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine getting this worked up over a picture of a guy wearing a polo shirt.


Imagine thinking I am worked up

He's just wearing a dumb shirt and I am posting it out

Ironically, you are worked up about me thinking the shirt sucks

You said women wouldn't want him because of his shirt. The caption proves otherwise.


The caption was written by a girl. A sub? Lol, she in high school. She's not a woman. Hasn't developed refined tastes yet.

Care to re-answer?

If you're so fashionable, show us some good polos. Maybe you wearing one. Or at least just an example.


Lol, I don't wear fucking polos, are you kidding?

What's wrong with polos?
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ProtoManSPx
01/15/18 2:58:23 AM
#49:


MabusIncarnate posted...
I'm wearing the exact same shirt right now, except it's a bit small and my belly overhang is sticking out the bottom and no buttons are buttoned so I can breathe better.

Pic of belly
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JeanCocteau
01/15/18 2:58:40 AM
#50:


Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
Pepys Monster posted...
JeanCocteau posted...
MabusIncarnate posted...
Imagine getting this worked up over a picture of a guy wearing a polo shirt.


Imagine thinking I am worked up

He's just wearing a dumb shirt and I am posting it out

Ironically, you are worked up about me thinking the shirt sucks

You said women wouldn't want him because of his shirt. The caption proves otherwise.


The caption was written by a girl. A sub? Lol, she in high school. She's not a woman. Hasn't developed refined tastes yet.

Care to re-answer?

If you're so fashionable, show us some good polos. Maybe you wearing one. Or at least just an example.


Lol, I don't wear fucking polos, are you kidding?

What's wrong with polos?


They don't look good. They are ok if you are purposely trying to not attract women, I guess
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