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OctilIery
01/14/18 6:50:12 PM
#101:


I saw this earlier, and goddamn this was great. Can't even complain about him going right to shooting when there were two people with guns. If anything, he was reckless with his own safety.
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 6:50:21 PM
#102:


KingCrabCake posted...
Nope the definition is correct. The legal definition is correct. Youre just trolling.

I agree that it is correct, I just think it should be changed. Learn to fucking read

Offworlder1 posted...
No the definition should not be changed, and it was made that way for a reason, there are way more important things to fight for or care about. The fact your so hung up on this is trolling or stupidity, pick one.

Why shouldn't we fix issues?
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 6:50:42 PM
#103:


OctilIery posted...
I saw this earlier, and goddamn this was great. .

Citation needed lol
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OctilIery
01/14/18 6:51:45 PM
#104:


KingCrabCake posted...
OctilIery posted...
I saw this earlier, and goddamn this was great. .

Citation needed lol

Citation needed that I saw it earlier today? It was on reddit.
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 6:52:31 PM
#105:


Darklit_Minuet posted...

I agree that it is correct, I just think it should be changed. Learn to fucking read

Why shouldn't we fix issues?


I can read fine, pineapple. I guess we should change the definition of jogging too. Cause why not?

And there's no issue...so theres nothing to fix.

#stoptrolling2018
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 6:53:55 PM
#106:


KingCrabCake posted...
I can read fine, pineapple. I guess we should change the definition of jogging too. Cause why not?

If you tried to use jogging in a sense that didn't include jogging, I'd agree with wanting it to be changed
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Offworlder1
01/14/18 6:54:56 PM
#107:


This is a non issue though, only a snowflake or someone who is feelings over facts would consider this an issue that needs changing.

@Darklit_Minuet
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 6:56:07 PM
#108:


Offworlder1 posted...
This is a non issue though, only a snowflake or someone who is feelings over facts would consider this an issue that needs changing.

I'm the one on the side of facts lmao. You only care about your feelings
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 6:56:53 PM
#109:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
I can read fine, pineapple. I guess we should change the definition of jogging too. Cause why not?

If you tried to use jogging in a sense that didn't include jogging, I'd agree with wanting it to be changed


But im using your logic
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 6:57:34 PM
#110:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
This is a non issue though, only a snowflake or someone who is feelings over facts would consider this an issue that needs changing.

I'm the one on the side of facts lmao.


You just admitted that its legally correct and by literal definition it is correct...
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OctilIery
01/14/18 6:58:44 PM
#111:


Someone update me on this conversation I don't have time to read the topic
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thronedfire2
01/14/18 6:59:07 PM
#112:


OctilIery posted...
Someone update me on this conversation I don't have time to read the topic


Not even worth it
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Offworlder1
01/14/18 6:59:18 PM
#113:


Game set and match topic creator, cant believe that baiting worked on Dark, you played yourself Dark.
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 6:59:52 PM
#114:


KingCrabCake posted...
You just admitted that its legally correct and by literal definition it is correct...

The law isn't always right. Hence why weed is being legalized
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gnomefromnome
01/14/18 7:01:06 PM
#115:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
You realize that they made namecalling like that against the rules with the recent change, right?


You're aware trolling is against the rules too?

Yes. And having an opinion that you disagree with is not trolling, as much as you'd like to believe it was

Darklit_Minuet posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
This is a non issue though, only a snowflake or someone who is feelings over facts would consider this an issue that needs changing.

I'm the one on the side of facts lmao. You only care about your feelings

Wait, you said it was your opinion, not fact lmao
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Wasssup Now
01/14/18 7:01:35 PM
#116:


Lol @ fake gun is not armed robbery guy!! Might as well just use a real gun and not have ammo in it. No one's in danger right
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 7:01:43 PM
#117:


Opinions can be factual, opinions can also be wrong. If in your opinion the world is flat, your opinion is wrong
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:01:45 PM
#118:


@OctilIery posted...
Someone update me on this conversation I don't have time to read the topic

@Darklit_Minuet thinks the robbers are innocent til proven guilty and shouldnt have been shot and he wants to change the definition of armed robbery
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 7:02:10 PM
#119:


Wasssup Now posted...
Lol @ fake gun is not armed robbery guy!! Might as well just use a real gun and not have ammo in it. No one's in danger right

It's almost like you didn't read the topic at all. I don't care if they get punished harder for it, they just shouldn't use the term armed robbery
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:02:39 PM
#120:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
You just admitted that its legally correct and by literal definition it is correct...

The law isn't always right. Hence why weed is being legalized


Hey

Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Nope the definition is correct. The legal definition is correct. Youre just trolling.

I agree that it is correct, I just think it should be changed. Learn to fucking read


Keep trolling
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 7:02:45 PM
#121:


KingCrabCake posted...
@OctilIery posted...
Someone update me on this conversation I don't have time to read the topic

@Darklit_Minuet thinks the robbers are innocent til proven guilty and shouldnt have been shot and he wants to change the definition of armed robbery

I wouldn't care if they were shot or not. It just shouldn't be named armed robbery. As I said SIX TIMES IN THIS FUCKING TOPIC, I am in no way defending these assholes.
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 7:03:12 PM
#122:


KingCrabCake posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
You just admitted that its legally correct and by literal definition it is correct...

The law isn't always right. Hence why weed is being legalized


Hey

Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Nope the definition is correct. The legal definition is correct. Youre just trolling.

I agree that it is correct, I just think it should be changed. Learn to fucking read


Keep trolling

Being right and being legally correct are two different things. The law can be wrong
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gnomefromnome
01/14/18 7:03:49 PM
#123:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
Opinions can be factual, opinions can also be wrong. If in your opinion the world is flat, your opinion is wrong

So,you agree youre wrong?

Its a step in the right direction!
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:04:10 PM
#124:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
Wasssup Now posted...
Lol @ fake gun is not armed robbery guy!! Might as well just use a real gun and not have ammo in it. No one's in danger right

It's almost like you didn't read the topic at all. I don't care if they get punished harder for it, they just shouldn't use the term armed robbery

Even though in every definition possible its armed robbery
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 7:04:12 PM
#125:


gnomefromnome posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
Opinions can be factual, opinions can also be wrong. If in your opinion the world is flat, your opinion is wrong

So,you agree youre wrong?

Its a step in the right direction!

I'm legally wrong but morally right
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 7:04:32 PM
#126:


KingCrabCake posted...
Even though in every definition possible its armed robbery

Not in the definition that lists armed as equipped with an actual weapon
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:04:46 PM
#127:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
You just admitted that its legally correct and by literal definition it is correct...

The law isn't always right. Hence why weed is being legalized


Hey

Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Nope the definition is correct. The legal definition is correct. Youre just trolling.

I agree that it is correct, I just think it should be changed. Learn to fucking read


Keep trolling

Being right and being legally correct are two different things. The law can be wrong

But its not here
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gnomefromnome
01/14/18 7:05:09 PM
#128:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
gnomefromnome posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
Opinions can be factual, opinions can also be wrong. If in your opinion the world is flat, your opinion is wrong

So,you agree youre wrong?

Its a step in the right direction!

I'm legally wrong but morally right

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thronedfire2
01/14/18 7:05:29 PM
#129:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Even though in every definition possible its armed robbery

Not in the definition that lists armed as equipped with an actual weapon


Anything can be a weapon if you use it as one. If they went in there with baseball bats instead would you not consider that armed robbery? Baseball bats are toys
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:05:44 PM
#130:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Even though in every definition possible its armed robbery

Not in the definition that lists armed as equipped with an actual weapon


weapon
wepn/Submit
noun
a thing designed or used for inflicting bodily harm or physical damage

Which is what they were using the toy gun for.

Check mate
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 7:05:50 PM
#131:


KingCrabCake posted...
But its not here

Punishment-wise, it's not wrong. Definition-wise, it is.

I suggested the perfect compromise and making a fake armed robbery charge that's in every way identical to real armed robbery except for the terminology
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OctilIery
01/14/18 7:06:06 PM
#132:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
@OctilIery posted...
Someone update me on this conversation I don't have time to read the topic

@Darklit_Minuet thinks the robbers are innocent til proven guilty and shouldnt have been shot and he wants to change the definition of armed robbery

I wouldn't care if they were shot or not. It just shouldn't be named armed robbery. As I said SIX TIMES IN THIS FUCKING TOPIC, I am in no way defending these assholes.

It doesn't matter if it's real or not. Anything they're using to intimidate and threaten is a weapon, and makes the incident more traumatic. It's armed robbery.
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:06:46 PM
#133:


thronedfire2 posted...
Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Even though in every definition possible its armed robbery

Not in the definition that lists armed as equipped with an actual weapon


Anything can be a weapon if you use it as one. If they went in there with baseball bats instead would you not consider that armed robbery? Baseball bats are toys

He would want it changed to Bat Robbery
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:07:13 PM
#134:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
But its not here

. Definition-wise, it is.


Nope
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 7:07:52 PM
#135:


KingCrabCake posted...
weapon
wepn/Submit
noun
a thing designed or used for inflicting bodily harm or physical damage

Which is what they were using the toy gun for.

The toy was neither designed nor used for inflicting bodily harm or physical damage. No damage was done.
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Link HT
01/14/18 7:13:45 PM
#136:


Both sides of this argument are being dense for the sake of winning the argument.

Thieves commonly use fake guns because they have zero intention of actually harming someone and because they'll get more lenient sentencing when caught. That being said, nobody involved in this situation knew the guns were fake and everybody acted accordingly: assume they are real.

The security guard did the right thing in shooting them because they were pointing something he assumed was a real gun both at the cashier and himself. He also stopped shooting once the criminals were incapacitated. 10/10 job as far as I'm concerned.

That being said, it's true that neither the cashier or the guard were in any real danger, because the thieves didn't have any fucking guns. It's not difficult to see this, so why is everyone being so purposefully dense?
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OctilIery
01/14/18 7:14:46 PM
#137:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
weapon
wepn/Submit
noun
a thing designed or used for inflicting bodily harm or physical damage

Which is what they were using the toy gun for.

The toy was neither designed nor used for inflicting bodily harm or physical damage. No damage was done.

a means of gaining an advantage or defending oneself in a conflict or contest.

Better definition.
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:16:24 PM
#138:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
weapon
wepn/Submit
noun
a thing designed or used for inflicting bodily harm or physical damage

Which is what they were using the toy gun for.

The toy was neither designed nor used for inflicting bodily harm or physical damage. No damage was done.


Mental and emotional damage is a thing. Clerk clearly showed both

You going for the super trifecta of Ls
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:17:38 PM
#139:


Link HT posted...
Both sides of this argument are being dense for the sake of winning the argument.

Thieves commonly use fake guns because they have zero intention of actually harming someone and because they'll get more lenient sentencing when caught. That being said, nobody involved in this situation knew the guns were fake and everybody acted accordingly: assume they are real.

The security guard did the right thing in shooting them because they were pointing something he assumed was a real gun both at the cashier and himself. He also stopped shooting once the criminals were incapacitated. 10/10 job as far as I'm concerned.

That being said, it's true that neither the cashier or the guard were in any real danger, because the thieves didn't have any fucking guns. It's not difficult to see this, so why is everyone being so purposefully dense?


Im being "dense" cause a pineapple wants to change definitions to fit his trolling aspect.

Also the only reason we know no one was in danger was because of a thing called hindsight
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Offworlder1
01/14/18 7:20:13 PM
#140:


Just close this topic, the inmates are trying to take over the asylum.
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:21:18 PM
#142:


Offworlder1 posted...
Just close this topic, the inmates are trying to take over the asylum.


We need to change the definition of asylum
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 7:21:27 PM
#143:


OctilIery posted...
a means of gaining an advantage or defending oneself in a conflict or contest.

So steroids are weapons?

KingCrabCake posted...
Mental and emotional damage is a thing. Clerk clearly showed both

Your definition CLEARLY said physical damage. Mental and emotional damage can be caused by anything, including words, would you consider words weapons?
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:22:22 PM
#144:


Darklit_Minuet posted...
OctilIery posted...
a means of gaining an advantage or defending oneself in a conflict or contest.

So steroids are weapons?

KingCrabCake posted...
Mental and emotional damage is a thing. Clerk clearly showed both

Your definition CLEARLY said physical damage. Mental and emotional damage can be caused by anything, including words, would you consider words weapons?


Im changing the definition of physical
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Darklit_Minuet
01/14/18 7:22:59 PM
#145:


KingCrabCake posted...
Im changing the definition of physical

So you're just trolling at this point. Got it
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DezDroppedFreak
01/14/18 7:23:58 PM
#146:


I laughed way more at "Mine's real!" than I probably should have
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Link HT
01/14/18 7:24:34 PM
#147:


KingCrabCake posted...
Also the only reason we know no one was in danger was because of a thing called hindsight

Everyone knows that and I mentioned in my post how everyone acted accordingly by assuming they were real. Hindsight or not, it's the absolute truth.
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KingCrabCake
01/14/18 7:27:48 PM
#148:


Link HT posted...
KingCrabCake posted...
Also the only reason we know no one was in danger was because of a thing called hindsight

Everyone knows that and I mentioned in my post how everyone acted accordingly by assuming they were real. Hindsight or not, it's the absolute truth.


Yes its the truth but basically an irrelevant truth
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OpShaft
01/14/18 7:41:55 PM
#149:


Lol nice
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Forlorn_Ass
01/15/18 2:58:59 PM
#150:


Thank god the security guard isn't white, CNN would have had a field day.
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