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Vaati_Reborn
01/07/18 9:30:47 AM
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regular mayo no fancy shit



my moms always putting fucking mayo on the following foods:

burgers
cheesesteaks
hot dogs
sausages

it makes me sick and I call her out every single time she does it. but am I the weird one?
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boxington
01/07/18 9:31:28 AM
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as long as it tastes good
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pieisthebest
01/07/18 9:31:33 AM
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It's pretty great on burgers, but I personally wouldn't put it on those other three at all.
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thronedfire2
01/07/18 9:31:57 AM
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It's never acceptable to put mayo on any food
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josifrees
01/07/18 9:32:37 AM
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thronedfire2 posted...
It's never acceptable to put mayo Anywhere but in the trash


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MrNintendo1213
01/07/18 9:35:18 AM
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So literally every time you've ever bought a burger somewhere decent, you ask for no mayo? Because that's standard procedure bruh.
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Anony1125
01/07/18 9:36:06 AM
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I work at a diner, and it's pretty amazing how quickly we go through mayonnaise. People order a burger and fries and want two sides of mayonnaise so they can put one on the burger and dip their fries in the other. Mmmmayonaise.
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weapon_d00d816
01/07/18 9:38:21 AM
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Yes for burgers, no for the other stuff.
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creativeme
01/07/18 9:40:23 AM
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burger is fine although i prefer ketchup and mustard but i don't mind mayo. never tried or even seen it on the other 3. that just sounds weird.
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Millennials
01/07/18 9:42:43 AM
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Eat it if you like it, don't eat it if you don't. If you've got some extreme aversion to it, speak up. It's not that hard. I really don't know why people become such petulant children about this.
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Vaati_Reborn
01/07/18 9:42:47 AM
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MrNintendo1213 posted...
So literally every time you've ever bought a burger somewhere decent, you ask for no mayo? Because that's standard procedure bruh.

never in my life had mayo on a burger I've ordered. but probably never been do a "decent" place either. if I ordered a burger anywhere and they put mayo on it I'd send it back asap

Anony1125 posted...
I work at a diner, and it's pretty amazing how quickly we go through mayonnaise. People order a burger and fries and want two sides of mayonnaise so they can put one on the burger and dip their fries in the other. Mmmmayonaise.

a literal crime against french fries what the fuck
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thronedfire2
01/07/18 9:44:05 AM
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Yeah I've never heard of any decent place putting mayo on a burger by default unless it says it on the menu. It's only fast food places that do that
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boxington
01/07/18 9:44:37 AM
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mayo is decent on fries.

I haven't tried it on the rest.
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FigureOfSpeech
01/07/18 9:48:10 AM
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Millennials posted...
Eat it if you like it, don't eat it if you don't. If you've got some extreme aversion to it, speak up. It's not that hard. I really don't know why people become such petulant children about this.

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thronedfire2
01/07/18 9:49:23 AM
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FigureOfSpeech posted...
Millennials posted...
Eat it if you like it, don't eat it if you don't. If you've got some extreme aversion to it, speak up. It's not that hard. I really don't know why people become such petulant children about this.


My hatred of mayonnaise is the one thing I'm still passionate about. Just let me have it :(
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Vaati_Reborn
01/07/18 2:58:55 PM
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afternoon curiosity bump
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chill02
01/07/18 2:59:21 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
It's never acceptable to put mayo on any food

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Paper_Okami
01/07/18 2:59:45 PM
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Zurkon posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
It's never acceptable to put mayo on any food

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ThyCorndog
01/07/18 3:00:13 PM
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mixing ketchup and mayo makes good sauce for burgers and fries
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Kaname_Madoka
01/07/18 3:04:41 PM
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It could be decent on a burger but bleh at the rest
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Freddie_Mercury
01/07/18 3:10:07 PM
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chill02 posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
It's never acceptable to put mayo on any food

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FightingGames
01/07/18 3:11:47 PM
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mayo is only acceptable on the BK whopper and tuna salad
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Bluebomber182
01/07/18 3:13:55 PM
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yeah mayo goes with everything
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Vaati_Reborn
01/07/18 3:17:15 PM
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Bluebomber182 posted...
yeah mayo goes with everything

get out
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Bluebomber182
01/07/18 3:32:46 PM
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mayo on a hot fudge sundae yum yum
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_OujiDoza_
01/07/18 3:44:42 PM
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
cheesesteaks
hot dogs
sausages

Your mom should be arrested.
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Vaati_Reborn
01/07/18 3:55:29 PM
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_OujiDoza_ posted...
Vaati_Reborn posted...
cheesesteaks
hot dogs
sausages

Your mom should be arrested.


she really should.

Seriously. One time my mom was like yo split a cheesestake with me and I was like okay sure, y'know cause normal sensible people don't put mayo on a cheesesteak. It tasted so goddamn bad. Mayo does not belong on warm foods, or meat, or really anything that's not egg or tuna salad.
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uwnim
01/07/18 4:40:09 PM
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I put mayo on hamburgers and hot dogs unless I am using Barbecue sauce instead or there isn't any.
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GeneralZhao
01/07/18 4:41:24 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Yes for burgers, no for the other stuff.

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Solid Snake07
01/07/18 4:43:11 PM
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most people put mayo on their burger weirdo
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DocileOrangeCup
01/07/18 4:45:51 PM
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_OujiDoza_
01/07/18 5:08:51 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Oh my God, TC. You think your mom is gross? Huh? My mom PUTS MAYO IN HER FUCKING SPAGHETTI.

Damn....
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Vaati_Reborn
01/07/18 5:47:49 PM
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DocileOrangeCup posted...
Oh my God, TC. You think your mom is gross? Huh? My mom PUTS MAYO IN HER FUCKING SPAGHETTI.

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Xelltrix
01/07/18 5:48:37 PM
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I always put mayo on my burgers. Sounds gross on the rest of that list, though.
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UrCa1988
01/07/18 5:53:19 PM
#37:


Mayo on burgers/sandwiches is necessary because either the lettuce, tomato, or patty are wet/juicy enough to give you a soggy bun (which should optimally be toasted). In order to retain that toasty bun for as long as possible, the layer of oily mayo keeps them from seeping into the bun and leading to preemptive sog.
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Jiek_Fafn
01/07/18 5:53:43 PM
#38:


Mayo on a burger is good as long as there's also ketchup on it. For some reason those two work well together.

I've had it on a cheese steak before but I never felt that it added much to the sandwich. Usually the grease and whatever else on there is enough extra flavor imo.
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MrBobGray
01/07/18 5:55:01 PM
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What the fuck?
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glitteringfairy
01/07/18 5:56:50 PM
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I love mayonnaise. I'll get a sub from somewhere and take it home and actually dip the sandwich in mayo. they never put enough on it
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EverDownward
01/07/18 6:01:29 PM
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A thin layer of mayo on a toasted hamburger bun along with the other usual suspects if fucking delicious.
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giantblimpN7
01/07/18 6:02:47 PM
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Vaati_Reborn posted...
Is it acceptable to put mayonnaise

No
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DocileOrangeCup
01/07/18 6:15:08 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
I love mayonnaise. I'll get a sub from somewhere and take it home and actually dip the sandwich in mayo. they never put enough on it

Are you sure you want to stop following this user?
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_OujiDoza_
01/07/18 6:16:56 PM
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glitteringfairy posted...
I love mayonnaise. I'll get a sub from somewhere and take it home and actually dip the sandwich in mayo. they never put enough on it

You seem like the type...
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ThyCorndog
01/07/18 6:21:26 PM
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just had some fries with mayo+ketchup mixed together
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LinksLiege
01/07/18 6:22:17 PM
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thronedfire2 posted...
It's never acceptable to put mayo on any food

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Vaati_Reborn
01/07/18 6:24:35 PM
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UrCa1988 posted...
Mayo on burgers/sandwiches is necessary because either the lettuce, tomato, or patty are wet/juicy enough to give you a soggy bun (which should optimally be toasted). In order to retain that toasty bun for as long as possible, the layer of oily mayo keeps them from seeping into the bun and leading to preemptive sog.


I fucking hate toasted bread, like I need my shit barely toasted if I can look at it and tell it was toasted it's too toasty for me. My mom on the other hand likes her bread burnt basically, another thing I heckle her about.

glitteringfairy posted...
I love mayonnaise. I'll get a sub from somewhere and take it home and actually dip the sandwich in mayo. they never put enough on it

free will was a mistake x2
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IfGodCouldDie
01/07/18 6:32:28 PM
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What shitty poll options.
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Nightmare_Luna
01/07/18 6:34:09 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Yes for burgers, no for the other stuff.

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0TiamaT0
01/07/18 6:41:18 PM
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Burger - By itself or mixed with ketchup or steak sauce.

Cheese Steak - This would be a sacrilege.

Hot Dog - Mixed with ketchup.

Sausage - No
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