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Cotton_Eye_Joe 01/07/18 5:24:45 AM #1:	Why didn't he invent something useful instead? <cite>Cotton_Eye_Joe posted [p:893579516] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>Why didn't he invent something useful instead?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Irony 01/07/18 5:26:07 AM #2:	So that humanity could invent God --- I am Mogar, God of Irony and The Devourer of Topics. http://i.imgtc.com/tHc3mIo.png http://i.imgtc.com/PYxw8Lm.png <cite>Irony posted [p:893579533] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>So that humanity could invent God</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Foppe 01/07/18 5:28:24 AM #3:	Please, dont try to understand Gods big plan, we were just made to help an alien race fight another alien race 2032 years into the future. --- GameFAQs isn't going to be merged in with GameSpot or any other site. We're not going to strip out the soul of the site. -CJayC <cite>Foppe posted [p:893579566] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>Please, dont try to understand Gods big plan, we were just made to help an alien race fight another alien race 2032 years into the future.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 01/07/18 6:04:25 AM #4:	We're just toys for his amusement. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:893580125] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>We're just toys for his amusement.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Rika_Furude 01/07/18 6:11:01 AM #5:	god doesnt exist. why would you believe a god existed? thats like believing santa or the easter bunny --- http://www.imgur.com/oQHLBrx.jpg http://www.imgur.com/ah5IE8D.jpg http://www.imgur.com/USV84z9.jpg http://www.imgur.com/PSjlohO.jpg <cite>Rika_Furude posted [p:893580225] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>god doesnt exist. why would you believe a god existed? thats like believing santa or the easter bunny</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 01/07/18 6:21:02 AM #6:	God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth. --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:893580382] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DoomtheGrav 01/07/18 6:22:57 AM #7:	He wanted to slowly develop consciousness so that he could have some semblance of companionship Same thing you basement dwellers do with your simulation cities. Sad! --- set the controls for the heart of the sun <cite>DoomtheGrav posted [p:893580411] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>He wanted to slowly develop consciousness so that he could have some semblance of companionship Same thing you basement dwellers do with your simulation cities. Sad!</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
pegusus123456 01/07/18 6:32:33 AM #8:	The Preacher comic suggests that God is an insecure manchild who's utterly desperate for love. So he originally created angels which have to love him, but that eventually isn't enough because angels love him just becuase he makes them. So he makes humanity, subjects them to sickness and death and disease and horror and torture, just so he can bask in people loving him despite being subjected to all of that. --- http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif http://i.imgur.com/Er6TT.gif So? I deeded to some gay porn. It doesn't mean anything. - Patty_Fleur <cite>pegusus123456 posted [p:893580555] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>The Preacher comic suggests that God is an insecure manchild who's utterly desperate for love. So he originally created angels which have to love him, but that eventually isn't enough because angels love him just becuase he makes them. So he makes humanity, subjects them to sickness and death and disease and horror and torture, just so he can bask in people loving him despite being subjected to all of that.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spikethedevil 01/07/18 6:41:23 AM #9:	A game of the sims that went wrong? --- A garbage pod!? It's a smegging garbage pod! <cite>spikethedevil posted [p:893580695] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>A game of the sims that went wrong?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
boxington 01/07/18 6:45:17 AM #10:	Foppe posted... Please, dont try to understand Gods big plan, we were just made to help an alien race fight another alien race 2032 years into the future. then why did God create that alien race in the first place?? --- b-bb-box <cite>boxington posted [p:893580758] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote><cite>Foppe posted...</cite> <quote>Please, dont try to understand Gods big plan, we were just made to help an alien race fight another alien race 2032 years into the future.</quote> then why did God create that alien race in the first place??</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BruceWayneJr 01/07/18 6:45:40 AM #11:	DrizztLink posted... God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth. Life, uhhhhhh, finds a way. --- He might be the president, but it's not his country. <cite>BruceWayneJr posted [p:893580768] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote><cite>DrizztLink posted...</cite> <quote>God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth.</quote> Life, uhhhhhh, finds a way.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TurtleInFreedom 01/07/18 6:50:19 AM #12:	He didn't have to invent humanity. God just being himself already has everything created, just by the nature of his being. Everything is contingent to his being. <cite>TurtleInFreedom posted [p:893580844] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>He didn't have to invent humanity. God just being himself already has everything created, just by the nature of his being. Everything is contingent to his being.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
PrettyBoyFloyd 01/07/18 6:56:22 AM #13:	Obviously a God or creator of some sorts exists. I mean things can't be created from nothing. We're all just going by man's interpretation of him or what it is. --- The Evil Republicans - Est.2004 - WoT [Government Destabilizing Branch] <cite>PrettyBoyFloyd posted [p:893580949] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>Obviously a God or creator of some sorts exists. I mean things can't be created from nothing. We're all just going by man's interpretation of him or what it is.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ledbowman 01/07/18 6:56:49 AM #14:	So we wouldn't be lonely. God's life is probably lonely if you think about it. When they come live in Heaven he wouldn't be lonely. --- I wish we all waved <cite>ledbowman posted [p:893580957] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>So we wouldn't be lonely. God's life is probably lonely if you think about it. When they come live in Heaven he wouldn't be lonely.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
BruceWayneJr 01/07/18 7:23:14 AM #15:	There is no god. Religion is a primitive way of describing what science hasn't yet explained. Fools attribute complex ideas to a higher power just like the Greeks attributed weather patterns to Zeus and his children. God is a reflection of humanity, not the other way around, and the modern impression of it is a retelling of a myth that has repeated and morphed throughout history. --- He might be the president, but it's not his country. <cite>BruceWayneJr posted [p:893581392] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>There is no god. Religion is a primitive way of describing what science hasn't yet explained. Fools attribute complex ideas to a higher power just like the Greeks attributed weather patterns to Zeus and his children. God is a reflection of humanity, not the other way around, and the modern impression of it is a retelling of a myth that has repeated and morphed throughout history.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ledbowman 01/07/18 7:29:16 AM #16:	BruceWayneJr posted... There is no god. Religion is a primitive way of describing what science hasn't yet explained. Fools attribute complex ideas to a higher power just like the Greeks attributed weather patterns to Zeus and his children. God is a reflection of humanity, not the other way around, and the modern impression of it is a retelling of a myth that has repeated and morphed throughout history. Religion = --- I wish we all waved <cite>ledbowman posted [p:893581508] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote><cite>BruceWayneJr posted...</cite> <quote>There is no god. Religion is a primitive way of describing what science hasn't yet explained. Fools attribute complex ideas to a higher power just like the Greeks attributed weather patterns to Zeus and his children. God is a reflection of humanity, not the other way around, and the modern impression of it is a retelling of a myth that has repeated and morphed throughout history.</quote> Religion = </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DocileOrangeCup 01/07/18 7:32:53 AM #17:	God invented humanity so Duckbear wouldn't be alone --- https://i.imgtc.com/usDFlRA.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/GSrk8Nh.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/yo9VSX9.jpg https://i.imgtc.com/BnnNepT.jpg https://tinyurl.com/Cornboard <cite>DocileOrangeCup posted [p:893581581] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>God invented humanity so Duckbear wouldn't be alone</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativerealms 01/07/18 8:23:49 AM #18:	He wanted to see what would happen with billions of years of mutations and natural selection. --- No sig. <cite>creativerealms posted [p:893582508] in Why did Go... [t:76176481]...</cite> <quote>He wanted to see what would happen with billions of years of mutations and natural selection.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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