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Xell if we lose today cos of Bortles you gonna find his corpse outside your place
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If you win, you're still going to trash talk Bortles so what's the point?
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MegaTech posted...

Wonder how hungover Avi is today O.O

Surprisingly not very
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Can we just make Bortles our FB?
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I got approved to bill for overtime

I worked like literally non-stop today from 4PM to 12:30AM, all overtiiiiiiiime payyyyy
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They better. That is slave labor boy.
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Still too cold
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Back in the 70s here so I can start going to the pool again.
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Xell. Silencio.
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Schools are closing mid day for freezing rain here. Even the university of Maryland closed wtf
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dragnmaninferno posted...

Xell. Silencio.

For what reason? Maybe you should move somewhere warmer.

But legit, I wonder how people can stand swimming up north in the cold if they actually do.
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Xelltrix posted...

But legit, I wonder how people can stand swimming up north in the cold if they actually do.

i don't think most of them do.

some are crazy, though

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coney_Island_Polar_Bear_Club
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Yikes. I know some people will use bodysuits to help but imagine doing that in just regular old trunks or a speedo. Ow.
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Speedos should be illegal.
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I bet my ass looks good in them
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MegaTech posted...

I bet my ass looks good in them

It would eat them
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Now Im curious about butt Islam boys.

MegaTech posted...

I bet my ass looks good in them

ffs
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Sorry Xell, I know it's awkward to be fully erect at work. My bad.
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Such a bottom.
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I was assessed into a vers top actually.
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WOW
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I don't think you'd be as infatuated with your own butt as you are if that were true.
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You underestimate my narcissistic gamefaqs persona.
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MegaTech posted...

You underestimate my narcissistic gamefaqs persona.

you and avi are perfect for each other
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They really are.
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MT is literally just straight black Avi
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Questionably straight per his own words.
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if MT ever hooks up with another guy and its not avi

lols
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MT is the kinda dude to catch you peeping then offer a better view.
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Just seen what the youngest from My Wife and Kids looks like now.

Lord have mercy.
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BatmanVonDoom posted...

MT is the kinda dude to catch you peeping then offer a better view.

Hehe
BatmanVonDoom posted...

Just seen what the youngest from My Wife and Kids looks like now.

Lord have mercy.

Oh fuck yes dude. She is immaculate.
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Xelltrix posted...

I don't think you'd be as infatuated with your own butt as you are if that were true.

MT the Power Bottom
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For real though, you guys should give fortnite a try, it's free. I've been hooked on it for the past week.
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Wuzzat
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An MMO I believe.
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it's a battle royale type game.
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It's like pubg and that new genre of third person shooter. I'd give it a shot
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i'm down to try it and rage when i get killed
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download it and we can try it out, they have solo, duo and squad(4).
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So this is the black girl from my megasmug pic. We hung out at MAG and she personally invited me to her album release party. Didn't realize she was a professional singer. Weebs come in all forms i swear.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mNX5LnPof2Y
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Sup guys
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Hi
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I literally only work now
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Well. You are getting that money.
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I don't even know who Avi is anymore. Btw Avi, I need you to be free all of Saturday so I don't get drugged or something. Going to hang out with the girl that hits me up literally every week since we met. You're coming with me.
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oh snap MT is doing some #BUTTSLAMMING this weekend
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Not with her! She really likes me. I just wanna be friends. She keeps inviting me to stuff and I've been busy.
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Uh oh. Careful. She may feel you are leading her on.
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Nah I straight up told her that the same night. I just thought they were cool. So I was like yeah, Avi and I can hang with you guys.
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