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SaccharineSmile
12/10/17 5:54:35 PM
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Girlfriend/boyfriend is good enough, easier to quit that too at any moment
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Disrespector
12/10/17 5:55:18 PM
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POINT MARRlED
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lamegimmickbro
12/10/17 5:56:00 PM
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Have some morals.
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Puglia77
12/10/17 5:57:27 PM
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Offworlder1
12/10/17 5:57:50 PM
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This is a lame gimmick bro.
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DocileOrangeCup
12/10/17 5:59:05 PM
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Pepys Monster
12/10/17 6:21:05 PM
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SaccharineSmile posted...
easier to quit that too at any moment

Exactly, it's easier for the woman to leave you. If a woman is willing to marry you, it means that you're a truly desirable male.
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Offworlder1
12/10/17 6:22:53 PM
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@Pepys_Monster

It means she wants you to take care of her, to be her provider until she decides that she wants someone better and divorce rapes you.

Shes not your woman, its just your turn.
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Ninja-Yatsu
12/10/17 6:26:37 PM
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Symbolic of your powerful emotional connection and dedication of eachother, displaying openly that you are truly in love.
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prince_leo
12/10/17 6:45:19 PM
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r4X0r
12/10/17 6:47:12 PM
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Pepys Monster posted...
SaccharineSmile posted...
easier to quit that too at any moment

Exactly, it's easier for the woman to leave you. If a woman is willing to marry you, it means that you're a truly desirable male.


It doesn't mean you're truly desired. All it means is that she truly desired to get married.
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Golden_Key33
12/10/17 6:48:28 PM
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Tax breaks, duh.
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R0N1N187
12/10/17 6:50:48 PM
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All i hear from married couples are tax breaks but in reality, marriage benefits the woman more because she gets half of whatever the husbands own without having to do any work.
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Annihilated
12/10/17 6:54:30 PM
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There are very real tax benefits for marriage as well as living longer, making more money, saving on expenses, and overall married couples have the lowest chance of staying in poverty across all ethnicities.
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sLaCkEr408___RJ
12/10/17 7:01:03 PM
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R0N1N187 posted...
All i hear from married couples are tax breaks but in reality, marriage benefits the woman more because she gets half of whatever the husbands own without having to do any work.

And pre nups sound like expecting failure.
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_Near_
12/10/17 7:01:51 PM
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tax break
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mattnd2007
12/10/17 7:11:28 PM
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so you can get screwed over in divorce
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