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Cheater87
12/03/17 12:04:54 AM
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BilalPowell
12/03/17 12:08:48 AM
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Better add Snow White to the list too. Better ban CPR while we're at it.
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St0rmFury
12/03/17 12:09:07 AM
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She has a point but eh
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youdothat
12/03/17 12:11:01 AM
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Should make the kids play The Wolf Among Us instead
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Ushiromiya
12/03/17 12:12:31 AM
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Jiek_Fafn
12/03/17 12:14:00 AM
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Good thing they didnt teach the old timey version where she gets coma raped.
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Cleo_II
12/03/17 12:14:12 AM
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Aeriis posted...
sleeping beauty was my favorite as a kid and Ive never sexually assaulted anyone =\

LOL same here!

At least Im pretty sure I havent...
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cjsdowg
12/03/17 12:14:18 AM
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Hey the Prince is black... that is pretty cool
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UnholyMudcrab
12/03/17 12:15:20 AM
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Kelystic
12/03/17 12:24:05 AM
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ban everything ever
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prince_leo
12/03/17 12:27:30 AM
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BilalPowell posted...
Better ban CPR while we're at it.

mouth-to-mouth hasn't been recommended for cpr in over a decade
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BilalPowell
12/03/17 12:32:23 AM
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prince_leo posted...
BilalPowell posted...
Better ban CPR while we're at it.

mouth-to-mouth hasn't been recommended for cpr in over a decade

Unconsensual boob touching is though.
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Dash_Harber
12/03/17 12:33:52 AM
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"Righteous" conservative rage aside, it's not exactly the most applicable moral allegory to our modern lives.
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Alucard188
12/03/17 12:34:16 AM
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It's an adaptation of an old fairy tale, and as innocuous as one can get. I guess we're going to retroactively demand things be banned now, huh? This is dumb. Really dumb.
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sktgamer_13dude
12/03/17 12:35:27 AM
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Alucard188 posted...
It's an adaptation of an old fairy tale, and as innocuous as one can get. I guess we're going to retroactively demand things be banned now, huh? This is dumb. Really dumb.

An old fairy tale where she gets coma raped.
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Howl
12/03/17 12:36:20 AM
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Plot twist Disney is making a live action Sleeping Beauty with Bill Cosby as the Prince. They decided 4 years ago to cast him in the hopes that a black Prince would be good PR.
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St0rmFury
12/03/17 12:39:40 AM
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Howl posted...
Plot twist Disney is making a live action Sleeping Beauty with Bill Cosby as the Prince. They decided 4 years ago to cast him in the hopes that a black Prince would be good PR.

Wut
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Donomark
12/03/17 12:46:26 AM
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Sadly, this stuff is getting to the point of self-parody.
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Alucard188
12/03/17 1:57:33 AM
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sktgamer_13dude posted...
Alucard188 posted...
It's an adaptation of an old fairy tale, and as innocuous as one can get. I guess we're going to retroactively demand things be banned now, huh? This is dumb. Really dumb.

An old fairy tale where she gets coma raped.


Exactly. Disney sanitized all the old Grimm's fairy tales for mass consumption. The source material is far worse than what Disney put out. Some people just want to bubble wrap the world.
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ChromaticAngel
12/03/17 2:01:00 AM
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In original Cinderella, the birds and such showing up to help her out with shit is actually canon. The part they cut out of the movie was how at the end, they pecked out the step mom and sisters' eyes.

This was after the sisters cut off chunks of their feet to fit into the glass slipper.
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Chicken_Butt
12/03/17 2:06:46 AM
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New Sleeping Beauty script (agenda friendly ver.): After being kissed by the abusive sex-offender man-pig Phillip, Aurora wakes to find herself trapped in a world of sexual harassment. She plots revenge, teaming with Maleficent to kill the Prince. After the deed is done, Aurora and Maleficent reproduce, giving birth to baby dragon-womyn, and together with their army of man-eating dragons, the two wage war on MANkind, eventually eliminating all disgusting man pigs from the planet. And they all lived happily ever after.
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ChromaticAngel
12/03/17 6:55:37 PM
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iamintents
12/03/17 6:56:50 PM
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this bitch in England is why trump won
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UnfairRepresent
12/03/17 6:59:07 PM
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Ban sleeping
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juicebox4
12/03/17 7:00:45 PM
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why can't anyone ever show spine and tell a ludicrous bitch like this to just shut up?

smdfh
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Prestoff
12/03/17 7:01:19 PM
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Context matters as well.
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ChromaticAngel
12/03/17 7:01:43 PM
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juicebox4 posted...
why can't anyone ever show spine and tell a ludicrous bitch like this to just shut up?

smdfh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0

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creativerealms
12/03/17 7:02:25 PM
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Nothing should be banned from school.
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NeonOctopus
12/03/17 7:03:45 PM
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juicebox4
12/03/17 7:16:49 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
juicebox4 posted...
why can't anyone ever show spine and tell a ludicrous bitch like this to just shut up?

smdfh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEuU64Zt4B0

knew that was coming as soon as I typed the word lol
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/03/17 7:22:48 PM
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Howl posted...
Plot twist Disney is making a live action Sleeping Beauty with Bill Cosby as the Prince. They decided 4 years ago to cast him in the hopes that a black Prince would be good PR.


lol
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/03/17 7:25:03 PM
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Chicken_Butt posted...
New Sleeping Beauty script (agenda friendly ver.): After being kissed by the abusive sex-offender man-pig Phillip, Aurora wakes to find herself trapped in a world of sexual harassment. She plots revenge, teaming with Maleficent to kill the Prince. After the deed is done, Aurora and Maleficent reproduce, giving birth to baby dragon-womyn, and together with their army of man-eating dragons, the two wage war on MANkind, eventually eliminating all disgusting man pigs from the planet. And they all lived happily ever after.


*man-bear-pig
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Kineth
12/03/17 7:26:47 PM
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Sleeping Beauty should be banned for being the worst Disney movie alone.
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ChromaticAngel
12/03/17 7:27:20 PM
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Kineth posted...
Sleeping Beauty should be banned for being the worst Disney movie alone.

It's not even close to the worst Disney movie but I agree they hype it way more than it deserves.
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Skye Reynolds
12/03/17 7:27:39 PM
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Kineth posted...
Sleeping Beauty should be banned for being the worst Disney movie alone.


Oh, hell no. The fight with the dragon alone makes up for any of the film's earlier shortcomings.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
12/03/17 7:29:24 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Kineth posted...
Sleeping Beauty should be banned for being the worst Disney movie alone.


Oh, hell no. The fight with the dragon alone makes up for any of the film's earlier shortcomings.


Nah. I don't even remember that and it I watched it now, it would make me think of the dragon in cuphead and I hate that boss >_<
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blahblahfatbomb
12/03/17 7:29:31 PM
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creativerealms posted...
Nothing should be banned from school.

Drugs for all the kids!!!
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Kineth
12/03/17 7:30:14 PM
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Skye Reynolds posted...
Kineth posted...
Sleeping Beauty should be banned for being the worst Disney movie alone.


Oh, hell no. The fight with the dragon alone makes up for any of the film's earlier shortcomings.


It doesn't make up for all of them.
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Sylph
12/03/17 7:30:27 PM
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Honestly, most of the Disney princess movies are horrible for children if you think about it. Aladdin is about catfishing. Beauty and the Beast is Stockholm syndrome. Ariel is all about giving up your prized possessions and future in a gamble to make someone be interested about you. Cinderella is all about changing yourself to impress a man.
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sylverlolol
12/03/17 7:30:51 PM
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St0rmFury posted...
She has a point

no
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DKFjalfe
12/03/17 7:32:11 PM
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Kineth posted...
Sleeping Beauty should be banned for being the worst Disney movie alone.

Snow White was worse
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ChromaticAngel
12/03/17 7:33:06 PM
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Sylph posted...
Honestly, most of the Disney princess movies are horrible for children if you think about it. Aladdin is about catfishing. Beauty and the Beast is Stockholm syndrome. Ariel is all about giving up your prized possessions and future in a gamble to make someone be interested about you. Cinderella is all about changing yourself to impress a man.


Because they are all adopted from old fairy tales that are basically only one step below mythology in terms of awfulness.

And I don't mean the stories are bad, I mean like...

Medusa, for example, was this amazingly beautiful woman (with legs, the snake body thing was a clash of the titans-ism) and then one day Poseidon decides to rape her inside Athena's temple. This made Athena really really really mad so she punishes.... Medusa.... for being raped.... by turning her hair into snakes and making her face hideous.... and literally doesn't do anything at all to Poseidon.
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blahblahfatbomb
12/03/17 7:33:44 PM
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Sylph posted...
Honestly, most of the Disney princess movies are horrible for children if you think about it. Aladdin is about catfishing. Beauty and the Beast is Stockholm syndrome. Ariel is all about giving up your prized possessions and future in a gamble to make someone be interested about you. Cinderella is all about changing yourself to impress a man.

*looks at the current state of America*

Fuck I knew Walt Disney was evil.
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Fam_Fam
12/03/17 7:34:08 PM
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i mean is nonconsensual kissing ok?
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BilalPowell
12/03/17 7:36:40 PM
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Kineth posted...
Sleeping Beauty should be banned for being the worst Disney movie alone.

Home on the Range exists
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Sylph
12/03/17 7:36:52 PM
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blahblahfatbomb posted...
Sylph posted...
Honestly, most of the Disney princess movies are horrible for children if you think about it. Aladdin is about catfishing. Beauty and the Beast is Stockholm syndrome. Ariel is all about giving up your prized possessions and future in a gamble to make someone be interested about you. Cinderella is all about changing yourself to impress a man.

*looks at the current state of America*

Fuck I knew Walt Disney was evil.

Have you seen the original Mickey Mouse cartoons from the black and white days of it? Those portrayals of people were something else.
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Skye Reynolds
12/03/17 7:39:34 PM
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BilalPowell posted...
Kineth posted...
Sleeping Beauty should be banned for being the worst Disney movie alone.

Home on the Range exists


Pocahontas too
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