Poll of the Day > i bought a motion activated toilet bowl light today

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helIy
11/22/17 7:14:20 PM
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shits got seven colors and is lit af.

aint gotta turn a light on at night, just walk in and the bowl lights up a neat green

fuck i love walmart clearance
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Mead
11/22/17 7:15:15 PM
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Well shit now I want a toilet light
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MuffinzwOrned
11/22/17 7:15:29 PM
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What happens if you pee on it
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SmokeMassTree
11/22/17 7:15:36 PM
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Trashy
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helIy
11/22/17 7:15:50 PM
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look man, now it's RED!

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darcandkharg31
11/22/17 7:16:34 PM
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But what if you're taking a poop, your butt covers the light.
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JoanOfArcade
11/22/17 7:16:49 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Trashy

Helly thought pressboard looked better than actual flooring so yeah trash lol
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helIy
11/22/17 7:19:06 PM
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plywood is aesthetically pleasing and a functional flooring choice

pressboard is not plywood, it's sawdust boards and it's shit. don't use it for anything

wait, no, pressboard is literally construction paper.
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JoanOfArcade
11/22/17 7:22:34 PM
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helIy posted...
plywood is aesthetically pleasing and a functional flooring choice

pressboard is not plywood, it's sawdust boards and it's shit. don't use it for anything

Except for the floors and walls of your trailer am i rite? Or did you not have a trailer like you don't have a wife and kid?
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helIy
11/22/17 7:23:55 PM
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what?

yes, i had plywood flooring when i had a trailer. it looked neat af.

do you have a point here, or are you just jealous that my toilet lights up and yours dont
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JoanOfArcade
11/22/17 7:32:49 PM
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You had pressboard and played it off like it was am aesthetic choice
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helIy
11/22/17 7:34:28 PM
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pressboard is paper, boogie. like the cover of rule of paper? that's pressboard

i had plywood

i like how plywood looks

you're thinking of particleboard, which is trash compressed sawdust that i would never use because it's trash
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Firewood18
11/22/17 7:47:27 PM
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How long did it take to install?
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helIy
11/22/17 7:48:41 PM
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like two seconds

i lifted the seat and just attached it, it's designed like those toilet bowl cleaner clip things
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Mead
11/22/17 8:35:59 PM
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did you wash your hands after
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SmokeMassTree
11/22/17 8:37:57 PM
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How do you clean it tho

I bet it's going to make your bathroom smell worse. Even the little bit of heat it gives off will make any pee or poop @TheWorstPoster splatter smell worse
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slacker03150
11/22/17 8:56:27 PM
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I have one, they are great, now round off your bathroom upgrades with a squatty potty and a bidet.
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mipond
11/22/17 9:39:22 PM
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I think I saw those on shark tank
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Krazy_Kirby
11/22/17 10:49:16 PM
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you have to see to know where your toilet is? after living somewhere for more than a few days you should know where it is. not like it moves around
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Mead
11/22/17 10:50:57 PM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
you have to see to know where your toilet is? after living somewhere for more than a few days you should know where it is. not like it moves around


If you arent walking around your entire house with your eyes closed at all times wtf are you even doing with your life, I mean you live there you should just know where shit is
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helIy
11/22/17 11:24:51 PM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
How do you clean it tho

I bet it's going to make your bathroom smell worse. Even the little bit of heat it gives off will make any pee or poop @TheWorstPoster splatter smell worse

its a itty bitty led

Krazy_Kirby posted...
you have to see to know where your toilet is? after living somewhere for more than a few days you should know where it is. not like it moves around


yeah, let me just stand in a pitch black bathroom in the general vicinity of where the toilet is and start pissing

its so you don't gotta turn a bright ass eye destroying light on at night
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ferko420
11/22/17 11:56:28 PM
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Its an illumibowl, as funded by the TV show shark tank, quality.
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helIy
11/23/17 12:27:48 AM
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oh shit it was on shark tank

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12I6kP__O7k

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Krazy_Kirby
11/23/17 6:09:23 AM
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helIy posted...
SmokeMassTree posted...
How do you clean it tho

I bet it's going to make your bathroom smell worse. Even the little bit of heat it gives off will make any pee or poop @TheWorstPoster splatter smell worse

its a itty bitty led

Krazy_Kirby posted...
you have to see to know where your toilet is? after living somewhere for more than a few days you should know where it is. not like it moves around


yeah, let me just stand in a pitch black bathroom in the general vicinity of where the toilet is and start pissing

its so you don't gotta turn a bright ass eye destroying light on at night


press front or side of leg lightly against side of bowl. problem solved
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SmokeMassTree
11/23/17 6:19:01 AM
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Light destroys your eyes?
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Blaqthourne
11/23/17 8:08:38 AM
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Nah, just his ass eye.
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Sarcasthma
11/23/17 8:13:31 AM
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Krazy_Kirby posted...
you have to see to know where your toilet is? after living somewhere for more than a few days you should know where it is. not like it moves around

I hope you clean your toilet regularly.
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helIy
11/23/17 10:54:12 AM
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SmokeMassTree posted...
Light destroys your eyes?

when you eyes are accustomed to the dark, shining very bright harsh white light into them is painful. also doing that wakes you up more than if you just kept it dark
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SmokeMassTree
11/23/17 4:56:38 PM
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Nah

You're buying into the hype. It's cool if you want a trashy toilet light man.
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helIy
11/23/17 5:23:03 PM
#30:


yes

turning on very bright lights after i've been asleep in a pitch black room for hours is buying into the hype

i think you're just jealous that my toilet lights up and yours doesn't
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SunWuKung420
11/23/17 5:31:17 PM
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Peeing in the dark is only for pros. Helly clearly isn't one. He might has well just sit down.
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helIy
11/23/17 5:32:28 PM
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i do occasionally sit
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Sarcasthma
11/23/17 5:39:44 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Peeing in the dark is only for pros. Helly clearly isn't one. He might has well just sit down.

*as
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