Current Events > Your butthole itches immensely and you're standing up in a super crowded subway

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Touch
11/22/17 12:25:31 PM
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You have 30 minutes until you get off

What do
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
11/22/17 12:27:03 PM
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if itches then it itches... lean on the door and scratch your ass act like you looking for something in your back pocket idk.
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KILBOTz
11/22/17 12:31:31 PM
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spread my cheeks and rub it on something.
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zDonKEY_K0ngz
11/22/17 12:33:30 PM
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reach down there and itch it, idagf. who cares what people think, i'm not gonna endure 30 minutes of excruciating torture just to avoid disgusting other people.
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
11/22/17 12:34:31 PM
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zDonKEY_K0ngz posted...
reach down there and itch it, idagf. who cares what people think, i'm not gonna endure 30 minutes of excruciating torture just to avoid disgusting other people.


lmao... I would so put you on worldstar dude haha
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Doe
11/22/17 12:34:39 PM
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Pull your pants all the way down, falling on your knees as you ferociously scratch your bare asshole, moaning out "OOHHH MMYYYY GOOOOOOD" at the top of your lungs.
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seiki
11/22/17 12:34:51 PM
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okay... now that is a question
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Touch
11/22/17 12:37:41 PM
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Doe posted...
Pull your pants all the way down, falling on your knees as you ferociously scratch your bare asshole, moaning out "OOHHH MMYYYY GOOOOOOD" at the top of your lungs.

Lmao
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FLUFFYGERM
11/22/17 12:38:25 PM
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Touch posted...
Doe posted...
Pull your pants all the way down, falling on your knees as you ferociously scratch your bare asshole, moaning out "OOHHH MMYYYY GOOOOOOD" at the top of your lungs.

Lmao

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KazumaKiryu
11/22/17 12:39:06 PM
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Does this happen to other people? I thought it was just me. I have to go back to the bathroom and wipe again because it leaks.
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Touch
11/22/17 12:42:46 PM
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KazumaKiryu posted...
Does this happen to other people? I thought it was just me. I have to go back to the bathroom and wipe again because it leaks.

Happens to me sometimes at work
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Butterfiles
11/22/17 12:43:21 PM
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ask someone else to scratch it
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Offworlder1
11/22/17 12:44:44 PM
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You better scratch your ass and not care what others think like a real man.
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
11/22/17 12:45:06 PM
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what if there's shit under your nail after you scratch your butt hole... how do you hide the smell and the poop under your nail from the masses. do you wipe it with your boxers your shirt pants?
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Weezy_Tha_Don
11/22/17 12:45:35 PM
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ask my lady to finagle the bagel
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ninjarobot_22
11/22/17 12:46:16 PM
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What about a dripping nose and no paper. Wipe with shirt or hands?
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Touch
11/22/17 12:48:11 PM
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ninjarobot_22 posted...
What about a dripping nose and no paper. Wipe with shirt or hands?

Inside of collar. Hands touch way too many things and people
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Miz_iZ_AwSOme_X
11/22/17 12:48:32 PM
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ninjarobot_22 posted...
What about a dripping nose and no paper. Wipe with shirt or hands?

blow my nose I guess is what I usually do when I have no tissue around xD
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SapphireOfChaos
11/22/17 12:55:29 PM
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Fart the itch away.
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Link HT
11/22/17 12:57:35 PM
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Touch posted...
KazumaKiryu posted...
Does this happen to other people? I thought it was just me. I have to go back to the bathroom and wipe again because it leaks.

Happens to me sometimes at work

well, this is the most disgusting thing I'll read all day
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