Current Events > Bat vs. Knife. Which weapon would win in a fight? >_>

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apolloooo
10/19/17 8:35:02 AM
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MelzezDoor posted...
The bat because it'd be hard to hit and it can inflict rabies if it connects successfully.

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shnangyboos
10/19/17 8:42:42 AM
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There seems to be some idea floating around that as long as you block the bat with your arm as you go in that it's game over, like after the guy hits you he's immobilized. I swear people are imagining a movie scene where you block and come in underneath and stab. The guy with the bat would still be keeping distance while he swung.
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SamuelHayden
10/19/17 9:16:48 AM
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shnangyboos posted...
There seems to be some idea floating around that as long as you block the bat with your arm as you go in that it's game over, like after the guy hits you he's immobilized. I swear people are imagining a movie scene where you block and come in underneath and stab. The guy with the bat would still be keeping distance while he swung.


Not my idea. Of course the bat guy could strike again. But the knife guy won't just stand there and wait for the next swing either.
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scar the 1
10/19/17 9:49:15 AM
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And if he charges at me, I will have ample opportunity to land a heavy, downward swing. If that doesn't hit the head rendering him unconscious, it hits neck or shoulder and still handicaps him. So I would favor the bat man if both fighters are skilled enough. Of course if it's a surprise attack I would favor the knife man, but that's adding extra rules to the hypothetical.
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josifrees
10/19/17 9:51:32 AM
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a Bat isnt very strong it just flies around and eats bugs.
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Perascamin
10/19/17 11:10:57 AM
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If someone is trying to club you, you're not going to just close the distance and tank all of the hits. That's not how real life works.
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utarefson
10/19/17 11:15:16 AM
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Most people would swing a bat at someones head or body, but not me.

One swing of the bat to the legs specifically the knees will bring anyone down. Once they're on the floor its game over.
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KillerKhan420
10/19/17 11:18:37 AM
#58:


Perascamin posted...
If someone is trying to club you, you're not going to just close the distance and tank all of the hits. That's not how real life works.


Oh come on this is the internet, and gamefaqs, where people play grand theft auto and beat up with bats and knives.

Lol unless somebody is hopped up on drugs, you aren't walking through a baseball bat swing. It hits any part it will hurt enough to stop you in your tracks, the only way I'd take the knife is if it's a machete or bowie knife, otherwise baseball bat all day every day
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EnragedSlith
10/19/17 11:24:09 AM
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Looks like CE needs to spend less time arguing about bats and more time studying the blade.
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Musourenka
10/19/17 11:33:15 AM
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Knife. Only because I don't trust my ability to swing a bat with both power and steadiness.
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Squall28
10/19/17 11:33:31 AM
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You don't even need a full swing. If it's a metal bat, even some commitment is doing tons of damage.
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JosefuJustice11
10/19/17 11:38:11 AM
#62:


Uncle_Drew posted...
Bat with time to prep

But for real though the bat. It has reach and can break bones
And I'd love to see all these people here tanking hits from a bat that is breaking bones and still getting a knife slash off lol

This is what I was thinking. If nothing else, the initial force of the impact would be enough to send you falling to the ground while you scream like a little girl.

Another thing I'll point out is the OP never even specified if the blade on the knife was dull or not.

If it's dull it will require more force with your stabs to pierce through the skin and the bat wielder could still kick you in the crotch if the swing happened to miss.
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NeonOctopus
10/19/17 11:39:33 AM
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JosefuJustice11 posted...
Another thing I'll point out is the OP never even specified if the blade on the knife was dull or not.

Both weapons are at peak performance status. Baseball bat is new, the knife is new.
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legend253
10/19/17 11:39:54 AM
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I don't know why this is even a debate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y51WK6eKGV8

Knife had the high ground too....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NUOeXV5Kyg


Plenty more videos out there too
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atomic561
10/19/17 11:48:12 AM
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It should be a bat vs a machete.
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psvitantifail
10/19/17 3:51:55 PM
#66:


legend253 posted...
I don't know why this is even a debate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y51WK6eKGV8

Knife had the high ground too....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NUOeXV5Kyg


Plenty more videos out there too
loook at this knife people this is your fate, BAT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>knife....
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RE_expert44
10/19/17 4:03:53 PM
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God damn. That second guy got turned into a fucking tomato with one swing
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