Poll of the Day > Give me pick up lines for Tinder

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St_Kevin
10/14/17 5:25:26 PM
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Do eet
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WhiskeyDisk
10/14/17 5:58:24 PM
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Nice shoes. Let's fuck.
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Doctor Foxx
10/14/17 5:59:30 PM
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Hey sup
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LtCommanderData
10/14/17 6:00:19 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
Nice shoes. Let's fuck.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubLwkPcV3OI
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joemodda
10/14/17 6:03:48 PM
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Some low effort CSGO pickup lines you can try

http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=1163371210
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St_Kevin
10/14/17 6:29:16 PM
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https://imgur.com/a/OXYR7
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Ashwoo
10/14/17 6:36:21 PM
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Are you a cigarette?

Cause you're smokin'.... and I want my lips on your butt.
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JOExHIGASHI
10/14/17 6:45:02 PM
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Is your refrigerator running?

Then you better go catch it
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wwinterj25
10/14/17 6:54:37 PM
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Do you wipe front to back or back to front?
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WhiskeyDisk
10/14/17 7:14:40 PM
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If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Thanksgiving, could I spend a little time between the holidays?
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joemodda
10/14/17 7:15:07 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
Do you wipe front to back or back to front?


Lmao this is a good one
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AwesomeTurtwig
10/14/17 7:16:55 PM
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"Is 7355608 your number 'cause you blow me"

I like it
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St_Kevin
10/14/17 8:30:25 PM
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Ashwoo posted...
Are you a cigarette?

Cause you're smokin'.... and I want my lips on your butt.


https://imgur.com/a/jluHf
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gustavethesteel
10/14/17 8:31:15 PM
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Hey guh, let me pee in yo butt.
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Ogurisama
10/14/17 8:32:19 PM
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St_Kevin posted...
Ashwoo posted...
Are you a cigarette?

Cause you're smokin'.... and I want my lips on your butt.


https://imgur.com/a/jluHf

Smooth
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St_Kevin
10/14/17 8:35:16 PM
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AwesomeTurtwig posted...
"Is 7355608 your number 'cause you blow me"

I like it


I don't get it
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gravy
10/14/17 8:47:10 PM
#18:


Say "hey :) how's it going?"
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St_Kevin
10/14/17 9:21:28 PM
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Ogurisama posted...
St_Kevin posted...
Ashwoo posted...
Are you a cigarette?

Cause you're smokin'.... and I want my lips on your butt.


https://imgur.com/a/jluHf

Smooth


This laura girl says I have prospects for Tinder. Saying she doesn't even have a criminal record.

I responded back with you don't get a criminal record for killer looks.
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TheWorstPoster
10/14/17 9:54:24 PM
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I am not ICOYAR. Therefore you should love me.
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FinalXemnas
10/14/17 10:04:06 PM
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"You actually swiped right?"
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Runner_style
10/14/17 10:09:01 PM
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You must be a calcium and magnesium deficency because you're making me stiff.
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jmikla
10/15/17 12:31:03 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Thanksgiving, could I spend a little time between the holidays?

Is Halloween a holiday where you're from? If so, where you from?
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WhiskeyDisk
10/15/17 1:02:09 AM
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jmikla posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
If your left leg was Halloween and your right leg was Thanksgiving, could I spend a little time between the holidays?

Is Halloween a holiday where you're from? If so, where you from?


What would you call Halloween then?
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wwinterj25
10/15/17 1:12:14 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
What would you call Halloween then?


It's just a celebrated day for us in the UK. Just as Bonfire night, New Years and Valentine's Day. The only "holiday" times we have are Easter and Christmas and that's mostly due to the kids breaking up from school. Although some workplaces do get time off too.

On a side note: I always find it strange when folk dress up as anything other than Spooky stuff at Halloween. It seems like those folk have missed the point.
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TheCyborgNinja
10/15/17 1:16:21 AM
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"Penis lol"
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WhiskeyDisk
10/15/17 1:39:31 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
On a side note: I always find it strange when folk dress up as anything other than Spooky stuff at Halloween. It seems like those folk have missed the point.


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samhain
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wwinterj25
10/15/17 2:08:23 AM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samhain


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween

What's your point?
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WhiskeyDisk
10/15/17 2:36:15 AM
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wwinterj25 posted...
WhiskeyDisk posted...
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Samhain


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halloween

What's your point?


My point is, among other things, is that the point is to confuse the disenfranchised dead, not try and out spooky them as such. Dafuq does a 17th century farmer understand about Hello Kitty or Spiderman?
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St_Kevin
10/15/17 8:28:48 PM
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Ashwoo posted...
Are you a cigarette?

Cause you're smokin'.... and I want my lips on your butt.


You know this actually ****ing worked! XD

Good show man. :)
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