Current Events > Scenario: A fat white guy stomps up to you and says "SPEAK AMERICAN!"

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LightningAce11
10/03/17 6:04:04 PM
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What do you do?
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chill02
10/03/17 6:04:30 PM
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Ave, true to Caesar.
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CelestialVoices
10/03/17 6:05:01 PM
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GiftedACIII
10/03/17 6:05:53 PM
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KnightofShikari
10/03/17 6:06:06 PM
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ThePieReborn
10/03/17 6:06:20 PM
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Cheerio, luv.
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DK9292
10/03/17 6:08:34 PM
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*Glasgow kiss*
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gguirao
10/03/17 6:12:43 PM
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Tell him to fuck off.
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boxington
10/03/17 6:13:53 PM
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Amazon_Shampoo
10/03/17 6:14:50 PM
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Throw money at him.
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Yaridovich
10/03/17 6:15:32 PM
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Talk about backseat fishing
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iPhone_7
10/03/17 6:16:08 PM
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Omelette Du Fromage?
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CADE FOSTER
10/03/17 6:16:40 PM
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I would kindly ask him what this language is cuz i never heard anyone speak american
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Offworlder1
10/03/17 6:17:06 PM
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My reply is to smile and say "cock shot" before kicking him in the balls.
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CADE FOSTER
10/03/17 6:18:00 PM
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Mistere Man
10/03/17 6:30:14 PM
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iPhone_7 posted...
Omelette Du Fromage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOuzytkHGA

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Baneseeker
10/03/17 6:31:21 PM
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Nani!?
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Squidkids
10/03/17 6:35:08 PM
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say:

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Alucard188
10/03/17 6:35:33 PM
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Ask him where the nearest McDonalds is.
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Squidkids
10/03/17 6:35:46 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
Omelette Du Fromage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOuzytkHGA

it is omelette Au fromage
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littlebro07
10/03/17 6:36:01 PM
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Laserion
10/03/17 6:36:27 PM
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In what land is this happening?
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Kaname_Madoka
10/03/17 6:36:40 PM
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Tell him to back to america
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Mistere Man
10/03/17 6:44:06 PM
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Squidkids posted...
Mistere Man posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
Omelette Du Fromage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOuzytkHGA

it is omelette Au fromage

Maybe in correct French, but this isn't about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW3-9gdjYA

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pinky0926
10/03/17 6:45:32 PM
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I'd laugh in her face and tell her to jog on in the most posh british accent I can summon.
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eston
10/03/17 6:46:54 PM
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_OujiDoza_
10/03/17 6:48:21 PM
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chill02 posted...

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Marmitecashews
10/03/17 6:50:19 PM
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I would smugly speak English.
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Tony_Biggie_Pun
10/03/17 6:51:23 PM
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Yooo Wth there's emojis on GameFaqs now?
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lowtides
10/03/17 6:51:55 PM
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Pull down my pants and tell him to kiss my a** b****
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Squidkids
10/03/17 6:52:13 PM
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Mistere Man posted...
Squidkids posted...
Mistere Man posted...
iPhone_7 posted...
Omelette Du Fromage?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXOuzytkHGA

it is omelette Au fromage

Maybe in correct French, but this isn't about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nW3-9gdjYA

i wish all i could say is
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Mistere Man
10/03/17 7:25:52 PM
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It being spelled wrong was part of the joke. Dexter even wrote on a test it as Du instead of Au. So in the joke it is Omelette DU fromage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLc-OJdZ9M0


1:44

Au is correct French but this is about something else so please keep your baka insults to yourself when you are the one not understanding the joke.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6SAS-o6J1o

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