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Kitt
09/28/17 5:47:59 PM
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MikeArmstrong
09/28/17 5:49:09 PM
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Someone should make one.
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kuwab0
09/28/17 5:49:56 PM
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They think they catch him at the end but it's really his body pillow
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MikeArmstrong
09/28/17 5:50:50 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
They think they catch him at the end but it's really his body pillow

*neckbeard teleports behind them*
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StucklnMyPants
09/28/17 5:51:30 PM
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While you were busy watching movies with your boyfriend, I was studying the blade.
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averagejoel
09/28/17 5:52:58 PM
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StucklnMyPants posted...
While you were busy watching movies with your boyfriend, I was studying the blade.

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HypnoCoosh
09/28/17 5:53:00 PM
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Would watch
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Kanaya413
09/28/17 6:14:36 PM
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kuwab0 posted...
They think they catch him at the end but it's really his body pillow

ME
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darkphoenix181
09/28/17 6:16:26 PM
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in one scene his beard elongates and extends like tenctacles removing the guns from their hands..............as well as other things....
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GiftedACIII
09/28/17 6:57:42 PM
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The Final is about a bunch of social outcasts and nerds abducting and torturing a bunch of jocks, cheerleaders, and popular people.
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Syko_Darksyde
09/28/17 6:58:49 PM
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MikeArmstrong posted...
Someone should make one.

This. And that someone is me.
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Bagamak
09/28/17 7:00:49 PM
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in the movie Most Likely to Die

the killer ends up being a neckbeard out for revenge on the kids that were cooler in school. he doesn't have a katana though
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RickyTheBAWSE
09/28/17 7:01:09 PM
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it would be funny at first, then get gradually more offensive as people start realizing they've got plenty in common with the Neckbeard Slasher.

trying to recreate Dark Souls executions and shit, lol.
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mario2000
09/28/17 7:04:37 PM
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fund thus but the killer's name has to be Kairo Seijuro
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Kitt
09/28/17 11:19:35 PM
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GiftedACIII posted...
The Final is about a bunch of social outcasts and nerds abducting and torturing a bunch of jocks, cheerleaders, and popular people.

I remember that. The black guy saved the day.
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Questionmarktarius
09/28/17 11:20:40 PM
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Isn't this pretty much the plot to Highlander?
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Syntheticon
09/28/17 11:31:09 PM
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Not that I can think of but it would make a good movie.
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Darmik
09/28/17 11:34:18 PM
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"Dorito crumbs and facial hair were left on the murder scene"
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Tyrannosaurus
09/28/17 11:36:48 PM
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The only way to defeat him is to remove the fedora, destroy it, then decapitate him with his katana.
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3khc
09/28/17 11:38:29 PM
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Plot Twist: He's also a wizard. The virginity legend is true.
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Darmik
09/28/17 11:40:00 PM
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The slow walking and heavy breathing isn't something the killer does to intimidate his victims. It's because he's out of breath.
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TheMikh
09/28/17 11:41:35 PM
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MikeArmstrong posted...
Someone should make one.

I know an independent director that would probably do it.
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Kitt
09/29/17 6:05:57 AM
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kuwab0 posted...
They think they catch him at the end but it's really his body pillow

Darmik posted...
"Dorito crumbs and facial hair were left on the murder scene"

Tyrannosaurus posted...
The only way to defeat him is to remove the fedora, destroy it, then decapitate him with his katana.

Darmik posted...
The slow walking and heavy breathing isn't something the killer does to intimidate his victims. It's because he's out of breath.

Lmao, these are all great.
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Turbam
09/29/17 6:08:34 AM
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RickyTheBAWSE posted...
the Neckbeard Slasher.

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Kanaya413
09/29/17 6:36:18 AM
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3khc posted...
Plot Twist: He's also a wizard. The virginity legend is true.

Someone please make this movie omfg
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Kitt
09/29/17 11:19:38 AM
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Turbam posted...
RickyTheBAWSE posted...
the Neckbeard Slasher.

Tagline: "While you were watching horror movies, he studied the blade."
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