Current Events > This woman asks you to impregnate her. No questions asked. Do you do it?

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TullyBlanchard
09/28/17 7:33:54 AM
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Sure why not.
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Robin_Dude
09/28/17 7:44:00 AM
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Elbows too rounded. 2/10 wood not berry.
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apocalyptic_4
09/28/17 7:57:13 AM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Maybe if her oversized tits weren't so floppy.


Yes large natural breast tend to be floppy.

Are you serious?!?
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Kelystic
09/28/17 7:58:44 AM
#54:


is that melissa debling?
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ssj3vegeta2
09/28/17 8:28:59 AM
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TullyBlanchard
09/28/17 1:29:49 PM
#56:


*looks at her nude pics and videos*

MAMMA MIA
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Mist_Turnips
09/28/17 1:31:23 PM
#57:


Can I impregnate her tits?
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TullyBlanchard
09/28/17 1:32:17 PM
#58:


Kelystic posted...
is that melissa debling?

yep.
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/28/17 2:09:26 PM
#59:


I don't want to produce biological offspring, even if I forfeit all parental rights or whatever and never have to see or pay for the kid. I still don't want to do that.
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Mal_Fet
09/28/17 2:10:56 PM
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Only if she has more money than me.
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smoliske
09/28/17 4:10:50 PM
#61:


ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I don't want to produce biological offspring, even if I forfeit all parental rights or whatever and never have to see or pay for the kid. I still don't want to do that.


Are you that ugly?
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DoubleOSnake
09/28/17 4:14:10 PM
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tc did you say if you're financially responsible for the child? Of course this is very important
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ImTheMacheteGuy
09/28/17 4:30:53 PM
#63:


smoliske posted...
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
I don't want to produce biological offspring, even if I forfeit all parental rights or whatever and never have to see or pay for the kid. I still don't want to do that.


Are you that ugly?


Not at all. I don't want kids of my own and I don't want to be responsible for a biological child out there growing up feeling abandoned by a parent who literally didn't want them to exist and created them for such a trivial reason.
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geshkigal
09/28/17 4:39:59 PM
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Lightweight looks like Kaley Cuoco in the first pic.
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spikethedevil
09/28/17 4:41:50 PM
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_Deuce_ posted...
DontBugJeff posted...
Vagina is vagina, but fatherhood is an 18 year sentence.


Lol at thinking being a parent ends when they get to 18.
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