Current Events > physically, what's the worst thing about yourself?

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serious answer: thanks to an accident, my right thumb barely functions...
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_Goggalor_ posted...

USANumber1 posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

At least I'm not a fat bitch.

Neither am I. :] Great comeback though.

Choke on that red pill you fucking neckbearded turbo virgin.

Bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

so much sexual tension between you both

get a room and fuck already
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_Goggalor_ posted...

USANumber1 posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

At least I'm not a fat bitch.

Neither am I. :] Great comeback though.

Choke on that red pill you fucking neckbearded turbo virgin.

Bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

You're right, because I bet a fucking troglodite wizard such as yourself would have no problem hitting a girl (or anyone else) over fucking words.

Get your head examined and work on your shit personality. Maybe the reason no girl will fuck you has to do with the fact that you're utterly repellant to all 5 human senses.

My voice is high. I wish it was deeper.
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Can you sing high doe?

If you can sing like Jeff Buckley that's hot af. If you sing like Geddy Lee.... Not so much.

USANumber1 posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

USANumber1 posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

At least I'm not a fat bitch.

Neither am I. :] Great comeback though.

Choke on that red pill you fucking neckbearded turbo virgin.

Bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

You're right, because I bet a fucking troglodite wizard such as yourself would have no problem hitting a girl (or anyone else) over fucking words.

Get your head examined and work on your shit personality. Maybe the reason no girl will fuck you has to do with the fact that you're utterly repellant to all 5 human senses.

That's fine. I've long since given up on finding a decent woman anyway.
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Parappa09 posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

USANumber1 posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

At least I'm not a fat bitch.

Neither am I. :] Great comeback though.

Choke on that red pill you fucking neckbearded turbo virgin.

Bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

so much sexual tension between you both

get a room and fuck already

The only sexual tension here is taking place in the elastic of the panty hose Goggalator is using to auto-erotically asphyxiate himself.

Unless you count the tension his shirt buttons are under but that's not sexual as much as it's him not taking care of himself.

USANumber1 posted...

Parappa09 posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

USANumber1 posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

At least I'm not a fat bitch.

Neither am I. :] Great comeback though.

Choke on that red pill you fucking neckbearded turbo virgin.

Bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

so much sexual tension between you both

get a room and fuck already

The only sexual tension here is taking place in the elastic of the panty hose Goggalator is using to auto-erotically asphyxiate himself.

Unless you count the tension his shirt buttons are under but that's not sexual as much as it's him not taking care of himself.

I'm the last person to be fat or lazy. I train to maim and kill 4 days a week. Gives me a lot of fun things to do to people like choke them, break their bones.
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_Goggalor_ posted...

USANumber1 posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

USANumber1 posted...

_Goggalor_ posted...

At least I'm not a fat bitch.

Neither am I. :] Great comeback though.

Choke on that red pill you fucking neckbearded turbo virgin.

Bet you wouldn't say that to my face.

You're right, because I bet a fucking troglodite wizard such as yourself would have no problem hitting a girl (or anyone else) over fucking words.

Get your head examined and work on your shit personality. Maybe the reason no girl will fuck you has to do with the fact that you're utterly repellant to all 5 human senses.

That's fine. I've long since given up on finding a decent woman anyway.

Yeah, no woman is good enough for you. That's the problem. What's these bitches problem, man? I mean, who wouldn't want to fuck an insect who hates your guts?

Think about this. For hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of generations--your bloodline has continued. That is, until you were born. Every single one of your ancestors from the lowliest lung fish to your australopithecus forebears had enough groove to get his dick wet at least once in order to procreate.

You're such a fucking failure that you put an end to a cycle that's been going on since the dawn of life itself.

But you know, bitches. M I rite?

USANumber1 posted...

Think about this. For hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of generations--your bloodline has continued. That is, until you were born. Every single one of your ancestors from the lowliest lung fish to your australopithecus forebear had enough groove to get his dick wet at least once in order to procreate.

You're such a fucking failure that you put a cycle that's been going on since the dawn of life itself.

But you know, bitches. M I rite?

Careful. People have been hurt for much less.
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Can I say my brain?
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also what the fuck guys come on quit arguing so much. it's not good for you. especially you goggalor, don't you have anger problems? come on guys quit being so hostile.
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_Goggalor_ posted...

USANumber1 posted...

Think about this. For hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of generations--your bloodline has continued. That is, until you were born. Every single one of your ancestors from the lowliest lung fish to your australopithecus forebear had enough groove to get his dick wet at least once in order to procreate.

You're such a fucking failure that you put a cycle that's been going on since the dawn of life itself.

But you know, bitches. M I rite?

Careful. People have been hurt for much less.

You can tell I'm scared. It takes a real hard dude to try to physically intimidate a girl who probably weighs half as much as you.

My lungs are pathetic. I spent two years on inhaled steroids and it's gotten better, but they still suck.
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let's see... besides the effects of aging, I have a short list:

1) I sometimes am like George Costanza when getting out of the pool... but, don't worry, it's gonna work properly in the right situation.

2) I used to be pretty slim, but lately... yeah, I know - gotta work out.

3) I'm 5' 11 1/2" which is still not tall enough, but I at least found a good wife who says I'm really tall (she's around 5' 4")

4) I have attractive thumbs, but my pinkies are slightly crooked.

5) There has never been good beard growth to the right and left of my chin... don't know why.

6) eyes are a bit too squinty... but again, my wife comes through with frequent comments about how awesome my eyes are, so that makes up for it.
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

also what the fuck guys come on quit arguing so much. it's not good for you. especially you goggalor, don't you have anger problems?

Probably sexual frustration. He really needs to go out and get laid already LOL

My eyes, was in an accident as a teenager and needed an operation to fix my right eye, operation was successful but years later got a cyst on my right iris and it messed my eye up even more.

It changed colour, left eye is green, right is brown and gray (cyst) amoungst other issues. Hate people looking at them and asking questions but thankfully I am quite tall so not many people can look me directly in the eyes.
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USANumber1 posted...

Think about this. For hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of generations--your bloodline has continued. That is, until you were born. Every single one of your ancestors from the lowliest lung fish to your australopithecus forebears had enough groove to get his dick wet at least once in order to procreate.

You're such a fucking failure that you put an end to a cycle that's been going on since the dawn of life itself.

But you know, bitches. M I rite?

God damn. You're like torturer finding the most pain sensitive spot and hitting it with a hammer as hard as you can and then poking the remains with a needle.

I know this insult wasn't directed at me, but my fragile mind still got hurt from that. Remember that there are many people here who have either given up, or at least close of giving up on ever having a gf/wife, and your insult here could as well been directed to all of them.
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My digestive system.

IBS sucks so much.
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USANumber1 posted...

orebears had enough groove to get his dick wet

USANumber1 posted...

Maybe the reason no girl will fuck you

USANumber1 posted...

mean, who wouldn't want to fuck an insect

...I'm noticing a pattern here. Why is everything always so sexual with you? This is... ...odd.
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My nose has a hump and I hate it. Pretty sure it's not natural either. I plan on having surgery in a year or two to correct it.

Sami1000 posted...

USANumber1 posted...

Think about this. For hundreds of thousands, possibly millions of generations--your bloodline has continued. That is, until you were born. Every single one of your ancestors from the lowliest lung fish to your australopithecus forebears had enough groove to get his dick wet at least once in order to procreate.

You're such a fucking failure that you put an end to a cycle that's been going on since the dawn of life itself.

But you know, bitches. M I rite?

God damn. You're like torturer finding the most pain sensitive spot and hitting it with a hammer as hard as you can and then poking the remains with a needle.

I know this insult wasn't directed at me, but my fragile mind still got hurt from that. Remember that there are many people here who have either given up, or at least close of giving up on ever having a gf/wife, and your insult here could as well been directed to all of them.

Nah, because I'm sure lots of them are just kind of socially awkward. Not bitter, hateful, spineless misogynists. There's hope if you haven't swallowed the red pill. There are plenty of awkward dudes I'd gladly be buds with and try to help get girls.

It's people who blame us for their own social inadequacy that I have a problem with. People who feel they're entitled to be with the hottest girls and that they're just bitches for not giving them the time of day. That attitude doesn't fly with me. You need to have SOMETHING going on to make someone want you.

Being a good person, with a good nature, and socially fun and pleasant to be around goes a looooooooong looooooooong way. Having depth of character. There are girls that are hot and are bitches and will end up with hot asshole dudes (or just asshole dudes in general). There's also cute af, fun, hot normal girls who are a lot more open to different types as long as the guys baseline personality isn't dog shit.

I'm starting to get a gut and my skin is prone to breakouts

Overall I am satisfied with how I look.
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Al_the_darkman posted...

My eyes, was in an accident as a teenager and needed an operation to fix my right eye, operation was successful but years later got a cyst on my right iris and it messed my eye up even more.

It changed colour, left eye is green, right is brown and gray (cyst) amoungst other issues. Hate people looking at them and asking questions but thankfully I am quite tall so not many people can look me directly in the eyes.

I imagine David Bowie and that's nothing to be ashamed of.

voldothegr8 posted...

My gut that I can't shake off because I love carbs and beer too much.

So much fucking this.
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It's the only level that I'm not a wolf.

Receding hairline
Pale skintone
atm some sudden acne on my forehead
My body

Acne will go away at some point, I hope my detox month will help me with that. I'll probably lower my body fat % too at the same time. I can self tan. So basically the only thing I can't change is getting bald which sucks at such young age
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I have this oddly shaped chest from a side view imo. It's really deep so it makes my arms look even skinnier. I think it comes from having asthma as a child and needing to take bigger breaths.
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weapon_d00d816 posted...

I have this oddly shaped chest from a side view imo. It's really deep so it makes my arms look even skinnier. I think it comes from having asthma as a child and needing to take bigger breaths.

I'm not sure if I understood this correctly but is it like pectus somethingsomething?
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NeoBowser posted...

Receding hairline
Pale skintone
atm some sudden acne on my forehead
My body

Acne will go away at some point, I hope my detox month will help me with that. I'll probably lower my body fat % too at the same time. I can self tan. So basically the only thing I can't change is getting bald which sucks at such young age

fuck off neo otherwise imma post your pic from yesterday of you killing it
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Boners, literally random ass boners

I could be sitting in class, then I hear "class is over" during that sentence I've popped a stiffy and cant get up for a minute or two
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Parappa09 posted...

NeoBowser posted...

Receding hairline
Pale skintone
atm some sudden acne on my forehead
My body

Acne will go away at some point, I hope my detox month will help me with that. I'll probably lower my body fat % too at the same time. I can self tan. So basically the only thing I can't change is getting bald which sucks at such young age

fuck off neo otherwise imma post your pic from yesterday of you killing it

You're the best at exaggerating lmfao
Anyways it still sucks though. Makes me feel insecure thus I'm always hiding it under a snapback
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My height. I'm 5'6". I live in Tokyo though so it's not much of an issue.

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Probably my giant testicles, it's uncomfortable to sit on hard surfaces

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My propensity for sunburn. I feel like it's already damaged my skin pretty badly, so I use moisturizer + sunblock every day now.
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kkTheKiller42 posted...

Boners, literally random ass boners

I could be sitting in class, then I hear "class is over" during that sentence I've popped a stiffy and cant get up for a minute or two

Pretty sure that's something every boy deals with tbh. I did in school.

My teeth or my ass tbh.
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I can't smile. I was always a smug little git when I was younger, always smirking at others and acting all high and mighty. I suppose my punishment for this was preventing me from smiling sweetly, as my smile resembles that of a psychopath whose about to eviscerate something.
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weird voice and I'm short
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Center_Right posted...

weird voice and I'm short

https://vocaroo.com
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My face is asymmetrical, I'm very short, and probably done growing.
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My face without a beard. And my excess skin from previously being around 20 stone.
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Im short (5'4")
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VandorLee posted...

My voice, its not sexy low, its mumbling asshole low. If i speak louder it sounds like im just yelling at people.

Same. So sick of people going "Huh what, I can't hear you, can you speak up!?!?"
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My voice is kind of squeaky :(
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Superlinkbro posted...

VandorLee posted...

My voice, its not sexy low, its mumbling asshole low. If i speak louder it sounds like im just yelling at people.

Same. So sick of people going "Huh what, I can't hear you, can you speak up!?!?"

I have this voice too. It sounds "muffled" in a way.
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Generic northern accent and lack of ass.

It's almost concave.
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BatmanVonDoom posted...

Generic northern accent and lack of ass.

It's almost concave.

your accent will surely wear off?
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My butt chin but that's what facial hair is for.
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