Poll of the Day > Yes I'd like a plain bean burrito please

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Mead
09/07/17 11:17:48 PM
#1:


Hold the tortilla
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Sarcasthma
09/08/17 12:28:31 AM
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Here is your plain bean, sir.
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helIy
09/08/17 12:44:00 AM
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can i get a cheeseburger, hold the condiments, the cheese, the hamburger, and the bun please.
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Mead
09/08/17 12:50:22 AM
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Hands helly a tomato and some pickles, then sprinkles some sesame seeds on top
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helIy
09/08/17 6:07:44 PM
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Mead posted...
Hands helly a tomato and some pickles, then sprinkles some sesame seeds on top

helIy posted...
hold the condiments

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OhhhJa
09/08/17 6:23:00 PM
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Can I get a pulled pork sandwich with a side of brisket chili and fried pickles
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MICHALECOLE
09/08/17 6:40:57 PM
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helIy posted...
Mead posted...
Hands helly a tomato and some pickles, then sprinkles some sesame seeds on top

helIy posted...
hold the condiments

Condiments are just the sauces brah
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SmokeMassTree
09/08/17 7:15:42 PM
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helIy posted...
Mead posted...
Hands helly a tomato and some pickles, then sprinkles some sesame seeds on top

helIy posted...
hold the condiments


That would be ketchup and mustard heliy
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Judgmenl
09/08/17 7:20:54 PM
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Can I get a number 12 extra crispy with a side of hot buns?
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helIy
09/08/17 8:02:04 PM
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no

condiments everything that isn't the bun, burger, or cheese
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wwinterj25
09/08/17 8:08:51 PM
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helIy posted...
no

condiments everything that isn't the bun, burger, or cheese


A condiment is a spice, sauce, or preparation that is added to food to impart a particular flavor, to enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish. The term originally described pickled or preserved foods, but has shifted meaning over time.
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MasterGakke
09/08/17 8:09:01 PM
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*hands helly a folded cheeseburger wrapper with a little salt inside*

You didn't say no seasonings!
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ss4parrothair
09/08/17 8:47:15 PM
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I want a cheese pizza. Did I do it right
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helIy
09/08/17 8:51:26 PM
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wwinterj25 posted...
helIy posted...
no

condiments everything that isn't the bun, burger, or cheese


A condiment is a spice, sauce, or preparation that is added to food to impart a particular flavor, to enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish. The term originally described pickled or preserved foods, but has shifted meaning over time.

there you go, I'm right
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SunWuKung420
09/08/17 9:05:12 PM
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Why not just order a side of beans?
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darcandkharg31
09/08/17 9:09:20 PM
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Fuck, I can't find it but there's a picture of a guy who went through an automated teller at McD's drive through and bought a burger but basically put hold everything and he paid like 75 cents for nothing.
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Mead
09/08/17 9:21:14 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Why not just order a side of beans?


Uh maybe because I want a burrito?

You really know bothing about mexican food
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SunWuKung420
09/08/17 9:25:27 PM
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Mead posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Why not just order a side of beans?


Uh maybe because I want a burrito?

You really know bothing about mexican food


But you got it plain, hold the tortilla. That's no longer a burrito, it's a side of beans.
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helIy
09/08/17 9:34:05 PM
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it's still a burrito dude
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wwinterj25
09/08/17 10:12:11 PM
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helIy posted...
there you go, I'm right


Exactly.
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SunWuKung420
09/08/17 10:16:16 PM
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helIy posted...
it's still a burrito dude


Not without a tortilla.

Mead posted...
Hold the tortilla


Wrong as always helly.
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TheWorstPoster
09/08/17 10:18:08 PM
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You mean a burrito bowl
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MICHALECOLE
09/09/17 12:12:13 AM
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Is a burrito a hot dog?
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Oddplume
09/09/17 12:22:06 AM
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Damn specialty orders. Just pick a number so I can slap it together and get on with my day!
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mooreandrew58
09/09/17 12:29:16 AM
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idk why but this reminds me of a post I saw on facebook which included pictures, where a guy ordered a taco but asked for the sour cream on the side. and they literally just smeared sour cream on one side of the outside of the taco shell.
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GhostGiblet
09/09/17 12:30:11 AM
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I think there was an Animorphs episode where they were pretending to be controlled by Yeerks, and snuck into a secret Yeerk lair in a burger joint uttering the secret phrase -- "I'd like a cheeseburger -- without the cheese."
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mooreandrew58
09/09/17 12:33:25 AM
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Oddplume posted...
Damn specialty orders. Just pick a number so I can slap it together and get on with my day!


I remember once in fast food I had to step around to see the special person that ordered a vegetarian burger add bacon. I was utterly confused as I couldn't picture anyone actually eating the things because they thought it tasted better than real meat.
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MICHALECOLE
09/09/17 2:14:46 AM
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mooreandrew58 posted...
Oddplume posted...
Damn specialty orders. Just pick a number so I can slap it together and get on with my day!


I remember once in fast food I had to step around to see the special person that ordered a vegetarian burger add bacon. I was utterly confused as I couldn't picture anyone actually eating the things because they thought it tasted better than real meat.

You'd be surprised how many garden and black bean burgers add bacon I have made in my restaurant life
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DocDelicious
09/09/17 2:55:30 AM
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GhostGiblet posted...
I think there was an Animorphs episode where they were pretending to be controlled by Yeerks, and snuck into a secret Yeerk lair in a burger joint uttering the secret phrase -- "I'd like a cheeseburger -- without the cheese."

It was "A Happy Meal with extra Happy".
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GhostGiblet
09/09/17 8:47:32 AM
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DocDelicious posted...
GhostGiblet posted...
I think there was an Animorphs episode where they were pretending to be controlled by Yeerks, and snuck into a secret Yeerk lair in a burger joint uttering the secret phrase -- "I'd like a cheeseburger -- without the cheese."

It was "A Happy Meal with extra Happy".

Oh wow. FUnny how our memories of this stuff can be so wrong.
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SomeUsername529
09/09/17 8:52:39 AM
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helIy posted...
wwinterj25 posted...
helIy posted...
no

condiments everything that isn't the bun, burger, or cheese


A condiment is a spice, sauce, or preparation that is added to food to impart a particular flavor, to enhance its flavor, or in some cultures, to complement the dish. The term originally described pickled or preserved foods, but has shifted meaning over time.

there you go, I'm right


Even accepting an archaic meaning you're still wrong. Tomatoes aren't pickles.
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helIy
09/09/17 9:13:49 AM
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but they are a preparation that is added to food to impart a particular flavor, or to enhance it's flavor.
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SomeUsername529
09/09/17 9:41:09 AM
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helIy posted...
but they are a preparation that is added to food to impart a particular flavor, or to enhance it's flavor.


No they aren't. A preparation is a mixture of ingredients. Tomatoes are one ingredient.
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helIy
09/09/17 3:22:21 PM
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SomeUsername529 posted...
No they aren't. A preparation is a mixture of ingredients. Tomatoes are one ingredient.

wrong.
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SomeUsername529
09/11/17 12:54:04 PM
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helIy posted...
SomeUsername529 posted...
No they aren't. A preparation is a mixture of ingredients. Tomatoes are one ingredient.

wrong.


I'd say look the word up but this conversation happened because you didn't bother to do that with another word and then deliberately misunderstood the words someone else posted when they did the work for you. You're beyond help.
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EvilMegas
09/11/17 1:08:46 PM
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Sarcasthma posted...
Here is your plain bean, sir.

Unhand me.

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Kimbos_Egg
09/11/17 10:08:24 PM
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not taking the bait
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helIy
09/11/17 10:21:18 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
Not without a tortilla.

except he ordered a burrito, hold the tortilla, so

he's getting a burrito, with no tortilla.
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SunWuKung420
09/14/17 11:56:03 AM
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helIy posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Not without a tortilla.

except he ordered a burrito, hold the tortilla, so

he's getting a burrito, with no tortilla.


Side of beans.
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