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Fam_Fam
09/07/17 2:57:47 PM
#1:


you can pick your ideal penis size, which will change magically


you can change penis size to whatever size you want, no surgery needed. You can change it when you want (for example, if you get into another relationship with someone with different preferences / body sizes)

if you take the money, your penis/ball size will be what it is now, and will change naturally as normal.
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12amMadman
09/07/17 2:58:37 PM
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1000$ a year? lol
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glitteringfairy
09/07/17 2:58:41 PM
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Money. Idc about the size of my penis
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im not 13
09/07/17 3:00:08 PM
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Assuming I live for another 50 years that's 50k...not even counting inflation

People would pay literally millions for that ability

Gonna have to go with long dick.
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myztikrice
09/07/17 3:00:53 PM
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what about ball size
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BlueBoy675
09/07/17 3:06:10 PM
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Does TC think $1000 a year is a lot?
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Fam_Fam
09/07/17 3:07:45 PM
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BlueBoy675 posted...
Does TC think $1000 a year is a lot?


no, it's not, but it was a good amount in order to get a fairly even poll thus far, which was my goal.

I was considering $10,000/year or something, but I thought mostly everyone would choose that. Same with $5000/year. I thought $1000/year would make it a tougher decision for more people.
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Fam_Fam
09/07/17 3:08:09 PM
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myztikrice posted...
what about ball size


they would be adjusted proportionally. You could make additional adjustment if you wanted though, I suppose.
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Vindris_SNH
09/07/17 3:08:46 PM
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If my penis stays the same as it is now, then I'll take the $1,000/yr for sure. Very happy with my penis size.
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Fam_Fam
09/07/17 3:09:11 PM
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Vindris_SNH posted...
If my penis stays the same as it is now, then I'll take the $1,000/yr for sure. Very happy with my penis size.


yes, if you take the money, your penis / balls would be the same as they are now.
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MorbidFaithless
09/07/17 3:09:12 PM
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Dick powers
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gguirao
09/07/17 6:00:08 PM
#12:


Money.
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FF_Redux
09/07/17 6:01:08 PM
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Mikablu
09/07/17 6:03:51 PM
#14:


Can I change its shape too or just size?
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Harpie
09/07/17 6:04:20 PM
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Money ez
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Tryhaptaward
09/07/17 6:06:43 PM
#16:


Dick powers, can just make it approach near infinite size

RIP UNIVERSE
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K181
09/07/17 6:09:21 PM
#17:


I'm perfectly happy with the size of my dick, but I'd take the ability to vastly fluctuate the size of any part of my body over a grand a year, and making it my dick makes it all the better.
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the_cajun88
09/07/17 6:09:44 PM
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I usually go money here, but 1k ain't shit. Give me the dick.
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Gafemage
09/07/17 6:10:05 PM
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FF_Redux posted...
Can I change my partner's dick size too?


I was gonna say I'd be more interested in changing the size of other people's dongs; I imagine going home with a 10/10 only to find out he's packing small would be quite disappointing.

Plus this way I could give all my enemies micropenises.
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the_cajun88
09/07/17 6:10:14 PM
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...I really need to read what I say before posting.

Damn.
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Zeus
09/07/17 6:11:14 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
you can change penis size to whatever size you want, no surgery needed. You can change it when you want (for example, if you get into another relationship with someone with different preferences / body sizes)


Eh, re-sizing it at will seems like a neat novelty but... meh.

BlueBoy675 posted...
Does TC think $1000 a year is a lot?


It's not like dick size is all that consequential either. At least in money's case, it can add up in the long-term if you just invest it.
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Hey
09/07/17 6:19:17 PM
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The man with a magic penis is worth more than 1000 dollars a year
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qyll3
09/07/17 6:39:11 PM
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Money. I already have 6.5 in, which is perfect.
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HBOSS
09/07/17 6:39:40 PM
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Everybodys got a price
Everybodys gonna pay
cause the thousand dollar man
ALWAYS has his way
hahahahaha
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DD Divine
09/07/17 6:52:56 PM
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Can I make it comically big to make freak show appearances? Then I could make money off it.
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Freakz19
09/07/17 6:56:35 PM
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Imagine changing it whilst having sex...
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DD Divine
09/07/17 6:58:56 PM
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Freakz19 posted...
Imagine changing it whilst having sex...


It's like I didn't mean to impale him/her officer
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King Rial
09/07/17 7:00:08 PM
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I and perfectly fine with my penis size. But I could make more money in an hour with a magically changing dick than I could over a lifetime of $1,000 a year.
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MabusIncarnate
09/07/17 7:01:31 PM
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Am I allowed to profit off of my penis size? Like if I make it 20 inches and can easily make more than $1000 a year in porn?
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joe_stalin518
09/07/17 7:28:28 PM
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MabusIncarnate posted...
Am I allowed to profit off of my penis size? Like if I make it 20 inches and can easily make more than $1000 a year in porn?

Exactly,you could go straight to the girls and not have to do gay stuff working your way up
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REMercsChamp
09/07/17 7:28:54 PM
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$1000 a year. This must be some poor people thing.
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Mikablu
09/07/17 7:42:55 PM
#33:


Mikablu posted...
Can I change its shape too or just size?
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Skye Reynolds
09/07/17 7:49:20 PM
#34:


You know a person could make money off of a size-changing penis, right?
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Yomi
09/07/17 7:52:53 PM
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I'll take the money. Knowing that if everything fails I would still gain money for doing absolutely nothing would ease my mind.
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Sami1000
09/07/17 7:57:02 PM
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Definitely the dick. I would spend vast majority of my days in coffee shops or bars, and poking people's backs and shoulders with my dick and dipping it on their drinks when they aren't looking.
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Fam_Fam
09/07/17 8:39:34 PM
#37:


pretty close poll. i think it was a good number to ask
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Fam_Fam
09/07/17 8:39:47 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Definitely the dick. I would spend vast majority of my days in coffee shops or bars, and poking people's backs and shoulders with my dick and dipping it on their drinks when they aren't looking.


and you would nd up in jail...
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Sami1000
09/07/17 8:41:24 PM
#39:


Fam_Fam posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Definitely the dick. I would spend vast majority of my days in coffee shops or bars, and poking people's backs and shoulders with my dick and dipping it on their drinks when they aren't looking.


and you would nd up in jail...


I would sitting far away from them. Who can prove it was me?
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Fam_Fam
09/07/17 8:44:38 PM
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Sami1000 posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Definitely the dick. I would spend vast majority of my days in coffee shops or bars, and poking people's backs and shoulders with my dick and dipping it on their drinks when they aren't looking.


and you would nd up in jail...


I would sitting far away from them. Who can prove it was me?


video cameras. witnesses.
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Manocheese
09/07/17 9:00:21 PM
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With the ability, you could give yourself a blowjob, then shrink your penis back to regular size. I don't know if that's worth $1000 a year, though.
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Sami1000
09/07/17 9:21:31 PM
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Fam_Fam posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Fam_Fam posted...
Sami1000 posted...
Definitely the dick. I would spend vast majority of my days in coffee shops or bars, and poking people's backs and shoulders with my dick and dipping it on their drinks when they aren't looking.


and you would nd up in jail...


I would sitting far away from them. Who can prove it was me?


video cameras. witnesses.


So, if they see me in videocamera it would give my name, and adress away how? There would be no witnesses because i would make sure no one sees my dick.
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Fam_Fam
09/08/17 7:17:27 AM
#43:


bump
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Guns_of_Verdun
09/08/17 7:18:38 AM
#44:


Harpie posted...
Money ez

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Dash_Harber
09/08/17 7:26:57 AM
#45:


Penis, hands down. I feel like even if it seems goofy, I could capitalize it for way more than $1,000 a year.
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Garioshi
09/08/17 7:28:22 AM
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12amMadman posted...
1000$ a year? lol

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Sayoria
09/08/17 7:34:34 AM
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Can I change it to "so small there isnt actually one there and it is a vagina"?
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Sayoria
09/08/17 7:37:16 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
Definitely the dick. I would spend vast majority of my days in coffee shops or bars, and poking people's backs and shoulders with my dick and dipping it on their drinks when they aren't looking.


Great idea
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slothica
09/08/17 7:41:40 AM
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Where exactly would the penis sprout if I choose penis? Like, out of the vagina, or above the clit or what? Does it come with balls too, and if so then where do those go? Do I lose the vagina and uterus and all that jazz? Or will everything fuse into some genital abomination?

You know what, I'll just pick the money.
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Garioshi
09/08/17 7:42:18 AM
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Sayoria posted...
Can I change it to "so small there isnt actually one there and it is a vagina"?

that's not how biology works
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