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Cotton_Eye_Joe
09/05/17 12:49:23 AM
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How many people here have actually seen....an Uwe Boll film?


I watched House of the Dead.
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KILBOTz
09/05/17 12:50:54 AM
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I watched in the. Name of the king because I watch every Jason Statham movie
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Yaridovich
09/05/17 12:51:30 AM
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I've seen Doom and it was a dumb movie but fun to watch with friends.
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Quorthon109
09/05/17 12:51:38 AM
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The Final Storm, god was that awful. Luke Perry was in it.
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UrCa1988
09/05/17 12:52:20 AM
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I saw his hulk movie. It was understandably awful.
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MutantJohn
09/05/17 12:53:41 AM
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Bloodrayne, man
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eggcorn
09/05/17 12:55:59 AM
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I haven't but upon checking IMDB to make sure I saw this:

Bluberella

an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her.


And now I want to.
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Nazanir
09/05/17 12:56:39 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
I've seen Doom and it was a dumb movie but fun to watch with friends.

Pretty sure Uwe Boll didn't direct Doom.

I've seen Alone in the Dark, which was godawful and Rampage, which was surprisingly decent.
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TheDarkCircle
09/05/17 12:57:21 AM
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I saw HotD back in the day
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Zikten
09/05/17 12:57:46 AM
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I've seen several of his movies. most of them are horrible. but he did make a good non video game movie called Rampage. the sequel sucks though. and I think there is a Rampage 3 but I never saw it. Rampage is about a mass shooting, from the point of view of the shooter.
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Shadow20201
09/05/17 1:09:10 AM
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Postal was good ridiculous fun.
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Shadowplay
09/05/17 1:09:28 AM
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Saw Bloodrayne, about the only worthwhile thing about it is Kristanna Loken's boobs.
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Syntheticon
09/05/17 1:20:39 AM
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Yaridovich posted...
I've seen Doom and it was a dumb movie but fun to watch with friends.

That wasn't uwe boll.
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MabusIncarnate
09/05/17 1:24:35 AM
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UrCa1988 posted...
I saw his hulk movie. It was understandably awful.

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SharpX68000
09/05/17 1:31:46 AM
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I saw Bloodrayne 3. I heard he was becoming more decent as a director.
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Syntheticon
09/05/17 1:32:41 AM
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For my sins, I'll watch just about anything once, if not just so I can bitch about how bad it was.
Rampage: Capital Punishment-Not as fun as the first but noticeably better made
Rampage-Surprisingly entertaining, not a well made movie though
Far Cry-Just why? A couple of half decent actors reduced to grinding what I can only begrudgingly call a 'script'/
Postal-Shambles with moments of juvenile humour that almost work
BloodRayne-Simply awful in every way except for the eye candy
Alone in the Dark-I've no idea how he got 2 halfway famous actors, let alone christian slater with this utter waste of time and money
House of the Dead-Other than the eye candy and the halfhearted attempt to tie it to the vidya (with random bits of in game footage no less lol), a total waste of time other than maybe as a 'so bad it's good' candidate.
Basically he's actually seemed to improve slightly over the years, as long as he stays well clear of any vidya IPs.
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Axiom
09/05/17 1:34:34 AM
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He exists solely to ruin video games with abominable adaptations
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