How many people here have actually seen....an Uwe Boll film?

I watched House of the Dead.

I watched in the. Name of the king because I watch every Jason Statham movie

I've seen Doom and it was a dumb movie but fun to watch with friends.

The Final Storm, god was that awful. Luke Perry was in it.

I saw his hulk movie. It was understandably awful.

Bloodrayne, man

I haven't but upon checking IMDB to make sure I saw this:

Bluberella

an overweight woman whose footsteps cause explosions and whose dual swords are used against anyone who makes fun of her.

And now I want to.

Yaridovich posted...

I've seen Doom and it was a dumb movie but fun to watch with friends.

Pretty sure Uwe Boll didn't direct Doom.

I've seen Alone in the Dark, which was godawful and Rampage, which was surprisingly decent.

I saw HotD back in the day

I've seen several of his movies. most of them are horrible. but he did make a good non video game movie called Rampage. the sequel sucks though. and I think there is a Rampage 3 but I never saw it. Rampage is about a mass shooting, from the point of view of the shooter.

Postal was good ridiculous fun.

Saw Bloodrayne, about the only worthwhile thing about it is Kristanna Loken's boobs.

Yaridovich posted...

I've seen Doom and it was a dumb movie but fun to watch with friends.

That wasn't uwe boll.

UrCa1988 posted...

I saw his hulk movie. It was understandably awful.

I saw Bloodrayne 3. I heard he was becoming more decent as a director.

For my sins, I'll watch just about anything once, if not just so I can bitch about how bad it was.
Rampage: Capital Punishment-Not as fun as the first but noticeably better made
Rampage-Surprisingly entertaining, not a well made movie though
Far Cry-Just why? A couple of half decent actors reduced to grinding what I can only begrudgingly call a 'script'/
Postal-Shambles with moments of juvenile humour that almost work
BloodRayne-Simply awful in every way except for the eye candy
Alone in the Dark-I've no idea how he got 2 halfway famous actors, let alone christian slater with this utter waste of time and money
House of the Dead-Other than the eye candy and the halfhearted attempt to tie it to the vidya (with random bits of in game footage no less lol), a total waste of time other than maybe as a 'so bad it's good' candidate.
Basically he's actually seemed to improve slightly over the years, as long as he stays well clear of any vidya IPs.

He exists solely to ruin video games with abominable adaptations