Current Events > Your reaction: Your daughter just had her heart broken, got cheated on + dumped.

Topic List
Page List: 1, 2
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 1:48:22 PM
#1:


80/80

Your daughter comes home crying one day, and not usual teenage drama but serious tears of sorrow. She thought she had found the man of her dreams when she started dating Brad, the Captain of the high-school Basketball Team from the 3rd richest family in town.

He took her virginity and told her all sorts of things but really he was just a player, lying to her. Just using her in a long line of girls for sex and cheated on her for a much hotter girl with big breasts the moment he could.

When your daughter found out, Brad very publically dumped/insulted her outside Math class and then tweeted "What's the difference between [Your Daughter's Name] and a toilet? When you've finished using the toilet it doesnt cry like a bitch for hours."

aJkqYG6

Your daughter has shut herself in her room and won't stop crying.

How would you react dad?
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
BlueBoy675
09/03/17 1:49:34 PM
#2:


How does Wesley play into this?
---
Hope rides alone
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 1:50:16 PM
#3:


BlueBoy675 posted...
How does Wesley play into this?


He teaches the Math class.
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese
09/03/17 1:50:40 PM
#4:


a much hotter girl with big breasts


I would find this girl and sleep with her, thereby showing Brad who's boss.
---
()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this...
(o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery
... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426
09/03/17 1:50:49 PM
#5:


I watch TV and then have my dinner.
... Copied to Clipboard!
KlRBEH
09/03/17 1:51:01 PM
#6:


I'm either beating that kid's ass or his dad's ass
---
http://i.imgur.com/fUaBI.jpg
I NEEDUH MONSTA TA CLOBBA DAT DERE KIRBEH
... Copied to Clipboard!
hortanz
09/03/17 1:51:15 PM
#7:


I would fuck Brad
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
PK_Spam
09/03/17 1:51:27 PM
#8:


Me: "Lady, he's from the third richest family in town. You get pregnant with his baby and you trap the everloving shit out of him, or you're dead to me. I need that child support money to fulfill my dream of getting away from my children."
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 1:53:00 PM
#9:


Manocheese posted...
a much hotter girl with big breasts


I would find this girl and sleep with her, thereby showing Brad who's boss.

Dude she's a high-school student and you're old enough to have a daughter who is a high-school student.
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese
09/03/17 1:54:15 PM
#10:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Manocheese posted...
a much hotter girl with big breasts


I would find this girl and sleep with her, thereby showing Brad who's boss.

Dude she's a high-school student and you're old enough to have a daughter who is a high-school student.

That makes it even better.
---
()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this...
(o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 1:56:19 PM
#11:


Manocheese posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Manocheese posted...
a much hotter girl with big breasts


I would find this girl and sleep with her, thereby showing Brad who's boss.

Dude she's a high-school student and you're old enough to have a daughter who is a high-school student.

That makes it even better.

Don't be creepy.
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Duncanwii
09/03/17 1:57:11 PM
#12:


"Did you at least use protection?"
---
This is my year of Pokemon!
Pokemon games I'm playing: Black, Fire Red.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog
09/03/17 1:57:53 PM
#13:


hortanz posted...
I would fuck Brad

Fuck Brads Dad, then break up with him. Leaving his dad a wreck.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
littlebro07
09/03/17 2:02:03 PM
#14:


... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 2:02:48 PM
#15:


Funkydog posted...
hortanz posted...
I would fuck Brad

Fuck Brads Dad, then break up with him. Leaving his dad a wreck.

He's the 3rd richest man in town. I think he'll be fine
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
BewmHedshot
09/03/17 2:05:34 PM
#16:


I would build a time machine to go back 18 years to kill the person who stole my semen. Because kids aren't in the plans.
---
Cavaliers: ONCE
... Copied to Clipboard!
The Top Crusader
09/03/17 2:25:20 PM
#17:


Is Ladybird a factor?

I would seduce Brad, them dump him so he knows what it's like.
---
--
-
... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow
09/03/17 2:29:01 PM
#18:


I'd be too busy restraining her uncle, who'd be running out to get Brad with a baseball bat after hearing the news.
---
Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/75581177
... Copied to Clipboard!
#19
Post #19 was unavailable or deleted.
ssj3vegeta_
09/03/17 2:33:14 PM
#20:


Tell the new gf this guy has HIV or something and that's why he dumped your daughter or something iunno fuck dis
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Hicks233
09/03/17 2:35:12 PM
#21:


You're assuming I let my daughter out...
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 2:35:20 PM
#22:


Distant_Rainbow posted...
I'd be too busy restraining her uncle, who'd be running out to get Brad with a baseball bat after hearing the news.

Why does her uncle care more than you do?
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426
09/03/17 2:39:00 PM
#23:


UnfairRepresent posted...

Why does her uncle care more than you do?


Where did they claim that?
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 2:39:40 PM
#24:


JE19426 posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...

Why does her uncle care more than you do?


Where did they claim that?


I'd be too busy restraining her uncle, who'd be running out to get Brad with a baseball bat after hearing the news.

---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
JE19426
09/03/17 2:42:17 PM
#25:


UnfairRepresent posted...
I'd be too busy restraining her uncle, who'd be running out to get Brad with a baseball bat after hearing the news.


You must of copied and pasted the wrong part because that doesn't answer my question.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow
09/03/17 2:43:35 PM
#26:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Distant_Rainbow posted...
I'd be too busy restraining her uncle, who'd be running out to get Brad with a baseball bat after hearing the news.

Why does her uncle care more than you do?


Because I know that with his temper, Brad's dead if I don't stop him.

Consoling the kid can wait while I make sure my brother doesn't ruin his life from his rage.

Though to be honest if there was some way to guarantee we get out of this I'd be joining him with a 2x4 myself.
---
Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/75581177
... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine
09/03/17 2:46:08 PM
#27:


Take Brad on a trip to the reservation and let my cousins have their way with him.
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 2:48:26 PM
#28:


nativengine posted...
Take Brad on a trip to the reservation and let my cousins have their way with him.

Leatherface has a gamefaqs account?

Distant_Rainbow posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Distant_Rainbow posted...
I'd be too busy restraining her uncle, who'd be running out to get Brad with a baseball bat after hearing the news.

Why does her uncle care more than you do?


Because I know that with his temper, Brad's dead if I don't stop him.

Consoling the kid can wait while I make sure my brother doesn't ruin his life from his rage.

Though to be honest if there was some way to guarantee we get out of this I'd be joining him with a 2x4 myself.

Jeez your brother sounds kinda rough
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow
09/03/17 2:56:55 PM
#29:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Jeez your brother sounds kinda rough


Ever seen a straight-A honor student who looks like a complete quiet nerd(with matching glasses) get suspended for violence? I have.

You don't touch his berserk button ever. Which is ****ing with his family. Which is what Brad did in your little scenario.

This kid who insulted our mother in front of him left with two broken limbs and a messed up face because dear brother went completely ballistic and started beating him up with chairs and mops until teachers had to forcefully restrain him.

Now, ever since he's gotten into college many years ago, he's taken to weightlifting and bulking himself up to ridiculous levels(no steroids or anything like that though). If Brad's a high-school basketball player, I don't think he'd even need the bat, he'd easily kill him with his bare hands.
---
Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/75581177
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 3:00:32 PM
#30:


Distant_Rainbow posted...


Ever seen a straight-A honor student who looks like a complete quiet nerd(with matching glasses) get suspended for violence?

Yes

He smashed up some guy's legs with a pipe. Narrowly avoided prison.

Distant_Rainbow posted...

You don't touch his berserk button ever. Which is ****ing with his family. Which is what Brad did in your little scenario.

This kid who insulted our mother in front of him left with two broken limbs and a messed up face because dear brother went completely ballistic and started beating him up with chairs and mops until teachers had to forcefully restrain him.

Now, ever since he's gotten into college many years ago, he's taken to weightlifting and bulking himself up to ridiculous levels(no steroids or anything like that though). If Brad's a high-school basketball player, I don't think he'd even need the bat, he'd easily kill him with his bare hands.

Might be an odd question but why did he grab a mop after using the chair?

I think the chair would be enough
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Feline_Heart
09/03/17 3:02:22 PM
#31:


UnfairRepresent posted...
80/80

Your daughter comes home crying one day, and not usual teenage drama but serious tears of sorrow. She thought she had found the man of her dreams when she started dating Brad, the Captain of the high-school Basketball Team from the 3rd richest family in town.

He took her virginity and told her all sorts of things but really he was just a player, lying to her. Just using her in a long line of girls for sex and cheated on her for a much hotter girl with big breasts the moment he could.

When your daughter found out, Brad very publically dumped/insulted her outside Math class and then tweeted "What's the difference between [Your Daughter's Name] and a toilet? When you've finished using the toilet it doesnt cry like a bitch for hours."

aJkqYG6

Your daughter has shut herself in her room and won't stop crying.

How would you react dad?

Tell her that the other kid was just an idiot who doesn't know what he's missing out on. Then I drive her to his house and we egg & TP his house and drive away before the cops show up.
---
Stay woke.
... Copied to Clipboard!
Manocheese
09/03/17 3:07:33 PM
#32:


@Distant_Rainbow posted...
Though to be honest if there was some way to guarantee we get out of this I'd be joining him with a 2x4 myself.


@nativengine posted...
Take Brad on a trip to the reservation and let my cousins have their way with him.


Would you react the same way if your son's girlfriend cheated on him?
---
()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this...
(o.o) http://manocheese.googlepages.com/manocheesery
... Copied to Clipboard!
Distant_Rainbow
09/03/17 3:07:40 PM
#33:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Might be an odd question but why did he grab a mop after using the chair?

I think the chair would be enough


Didn't ask. Maybe the thing was too big or cumbersome or whatever for whichever kind of beatdown he wanted at the moment and the mop was more suitable. Maybe he started with the mop and then went for the chair. Who cares, honestly.
---
Link meets Fire Emblem in CYOA: Tales of Elibe! Come read, and find out what happens! Click below!
https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/468480-fire-emblem/75581177
... Copied to Clipboard!
MrPeppers
09/03/17 3:08:25 PM
#34:


Lol what inspired you to make this topic TC?
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 3:21:54 PM
#35:


Manocheese posted...
@Distant_Rainbow posted...
Though to be honest if there was some way to guarantee we get out of this I'd be joining him with a 2x4 myself.


@nativengine posted...
Take Brad on a trip to the reservation and let my cousins have their way with him.


Would you react the same way if your son's girlfriend cheated on him?

A lot of people don't view men and women as the same
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
nativengine
09/03/17 3:29:16 PM
#36:


Manocheese posted...
@Distant_Rainbow posted...
Though to be honest if there was some way to guarantee we get out of this I'd be joining him with a 2x4 myself.


@nativengine posted...
Take Brad on a trip to the reservation and let my cousins have their way with him.


Would you react the same way if your son's girlfriend cheated on him?


I don't have a son.
... Copied to Clipboard!
3khc
09/03/17 3:31:06 PM
#37:


UnfairRepresent posted...
cheated on her for a much hotter girl with big breasts

pics
---
----
-----
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 3:36:53 PM
#38:


3khc posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
cheated on her for a much hotter girl with big breasts

pics

0Up5nF7
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
charey
09/03/17 3:56:10 PM
#39:


Teach her Jujitsu so she can break him herself.
---
I won't have it! I'm not having anyone talk about me in
the past tense! ~Squall Leonhart
... Copied to Clipboard!
JimmyJumper6
09/03/17 4:08:43 PM
#40:


Leave Brad alone and try to explain to my daughter the game. You have to kiss a couple frogs before you kiss a prince ;D
... Copied to Clipboard!
Offworlder1
09/03/17 4:32:22 PM
#41:


Give her a taser and knife, tell her take a fertility pill, convince Brad to sleep with her again without a condom, get pregnant by him and have him pay for child support for the next 18 years. Should he refuse taser him, then use the knife to prevent him from having his way with other girls.
---
"Always two there are, a master and an apprentice"
... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick
09/03/17 4:36:55 PM
#42:


Manocheese posted...
@Distant_Rainbow posted...
Though to be honest if there was some way to guarantee we get out of this I'd be joining him with a 2x4 myself.


@nativengine posted...
Take Brad on a trip to the reservation and let my cousins have their way with him.


Would you react the same way if your son's girlfriend cheated on him?

I sure as fuck would.
---
The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 4:45:43 PM
#43:


dave_is_slick posted...
Manocheese posted...
@Distant_Rainbow posted...
Though to be honest if there was some way to guarantee we get out of this I'd be joining him with a 2x4 myself.


@nativengine posted...
Take Brad on a trip to the reservation and let my cousins have their way with him.


Would you react the same way if your son's girlfriend cheated on him?

I sure as fuck would.

Well yeah you would
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
dave_is_slick
09/03/17 4:49:04 PM
#44:


UnfairRepresent posted...
dave_is_slick posted...
Manocheese posted...
@Distant_Rainbow posted...
Though to be honest if there was some way to guarantee we get out of this I'd be joining him with a 2x4 myself.


@nativengine posted...
Take Brad on a trip to the reservation and let my cousins have their way with him.


Would you react the same way if your son's girlfriend cheated on him?

I sure as fuck would.

Well yeah you would

Hey, family is family, double standards be fucked.
---
The most relaxing version of Aquatic Ambiance I've ever heard:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bl61y1XM7sM
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/03/17 5:08:51 PM
#45:


dave_is_slick posted...

Hey, family is family, double standards be fucked.

:)
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/04/17 2:47:34 AM
#46:


KlRBEH posted...
I'm either beating that kid's ass or his dad's ass

What did his dad do?
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog
09/04/17 7:13:52 AM
#47:


UnfairRepresent posted...
Funkydog posted...
hortanz posted...
I would fuck Brad

Fuck Brads Dad, then break up with him. Leaving his dad a wreck.

He's the 3rd richest man in town. I think he'll be fine

True love doesn't care for money. A broken heart can only be hidden, not fixed.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
CIA_Agent
09/04/17 7:25:38 AM
#48:


I would hunt him down. I would find him.

and I would kill him.
---
Semper Fi.
... Copied to Clipboard!
UnfairRepresent
09/04/17 8:19:23 AM
#49:


Funkydog posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
Funkydog posted...
hortanz posted...
I would fuck Brad

Fuck Brads Dad, then break up with him. Leaving his dad a wreck.

He's the 3rd richest man in town. I think he'll be fine

True love doesn't care for money. A broken heart can only be hidden, not fixed.

I'm sure that really comforts your daughter
---
^ Hey now that's completely unfair.
https://imgtc.com/i/14JHfrt.jpg
... Copied to Clipboard!
Funkydog
09/04/17 11:16:36 AM
#50:


UnfairRepresent posted...
I'm sure that really comforts your daughter

Who knows my daughter better? You, or me?

I'm fairly sure my daughter in this case would be happy to know that Brad and his family are suffering like she is, thank you very much.
---
... Copied to Clipboard!
Topic List
Page List: 1, 2