Current Events > i put money in my mouth and let a stripper dance on me on stage last night

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Parappa09
09/03/17 1:36:33 PM
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ssj3vegeta_
09/03/17 1:37:02 PM
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Mernardi
09/03/17 1:37:03 PM
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Congrats on the STDs
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Dustin1280
09/03/17 1:38:36 PM
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You got lupus, way to go TC
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SSJGrimReaper
09/03/17 1:38:49 PM
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Parappa is the straightest dude on CE
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BalanceLost
09/03/17 1:39:07 PM
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Wtf mate hand in your gay card.
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Parappa09
09/03/17 1:39:49 PM
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ssj3vegeta_ posted...
She's pregnant now

lol, she rubbed on my chest. actually on my shirt to be precise

Mernardi posted...
Congrats on the STDs

she was a classy bird, i made sure of that

SSJGrimReaper posted...
Parappa is the straightest dude on CE

only for this weekend
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Manocheese
09/03/17 1:48:25 PM
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That's not what people mean when they say, "put your money where your mouth is."
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Turtlebread
09/03/17 1:50:37 PM
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why didn't you take me to a strip club when i visited london huh
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Parappa09
09/03/17 2:25:21 PM
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BalanceLost posted...
Wtf mate hand in your gay card.

it was a close friends stag do, and everyone i'm with is straight. so i just went with the flow

Turtlebread posted...
why didn't you take me to a strip club when i visited london huh

next time (although i know none in london)

although strip clubs are expensive as hell and can be sleazy. just before we left, the shows we're getting weirder. some woman poured candle wax around her vagina. and then put some in her mouth and spat it out into the crowd
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Parappa09
09/03/17 7:02:54 PM
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Vamp_Aubrey
09/03/17 7:06:04 PM
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just walk around picadilly circus around midnight and you'll have countless ppl trying to lure you into strip clubs
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SSJGrimReaper
09/03/17 7:06:30 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
lol, she rubbed on my chest. actually on my shirt to be precise

damn my boy parappa got his nips tweaked by a stripper
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Sativa_Rose
09/03/17 7:07:06 PM
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Hell yeah grats! but did you enjoy a woman's company like that?
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EnragedSlith
09/03/17 7:07:58 PM
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That's disgusting. I don't need a stranger's dank ham wallet rubbed on my clothes. Vaginas smell, dude. Not bad, typically, but they have a pretty pronounced odor.
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Blue_Inigo
09/03/17 7:09:39 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
she also rubbed her vagina on me

My man
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Parappa09
09/04/17 1:43:03 PM
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Vamp_Aubrey posted...
just walk around picadilly circus around midnight and you'll have countless ppl trying to lure you into strip clubs

i've not walked around there at night before. but it makes sense since there's a huge casino at leicester square so they're taking advantage of the rich people

SSJGrimReaper posted...
Parappa09 posted...
lol, she rubbed on my chest. actually on my shirt to be precise

damn my boy parappa got his nips tweaked by a stripper

are you proud of me now?

Sativa_Rose posted...
Hell yeah grats! but did you enjoy a woman's company like that?

nah I didn't enjoy it in that way, but it was fun and wanted to make the most of being in a strip club

but, would you do the same if you had a best friend who was gay and went to a gay strip club for his bachelor party?

EnragedSlith posted...
That's disgusting. I don't need a stranger's dank ham wallet rubbed on my clothes. Vaginas smell, dude. Not bad, typically, but they have a pretty pronounced odor.

her vagina was less than a foot away from my face. and it smelt awesome.

she definitely had some pussy perfume up in there
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Virus731
09/04/17 1:45:55 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
but, would you do the same if you had a best friend who was gay and went to a gay strip club for his bachelor party?


no fucking way
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SSJGrimReaper
09/04/17 1:46:00 PM
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Parappa09 posted...

her vagina was less than a foot away from my face. and it smelt awesome.

she definitely had some pussy perfume up in there


This is the straightest post i've ever seen
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Parappa09
09/04/17 1:49:21 PM
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Virus731 posted...
Parappa09 posted...
but, would you do the same if you had a best friend who was gay and went to a gay strip club for his bachelor party?


no fucking way

why not?
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Virus731
09/04/17 1:51:08 PM
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Parappa09 posted...
why not?


I'd go to the club but I wouldn't let any dancing happen around me. I'm not homophobic by any means, often being the winner of "Gay chicken" contests (is that offensive? I don't actually know), but the idea of a dudes dick in my face is just nah.
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Romulox28
09/04/17 1:58:28 PM
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parappa is straight for pay
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Kineth
09/04/17 2:03:46 PM
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I thought Parappa was gay.

Well, whatever. His bro talk is off the chain in this topic.
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Sativa_Rose
09/05/17 2:55:43 AM
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Parappa09 posted...
but, would you do the same if you had a best friend who was gay and went to a gay strip club for his bachelor party?


Yes I'd go for my friend but I would be worried about being touched, lol. I would probably stay back at least a little from the stage to avoid being groped or having a man's crotch shoved in my face xD
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Parappa09
09/05/17 3:22:19 AM
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Romulox28 posted...
parappa is straight for pay

haha, well i wasn't going to be boring for my friends bachelor party. might as well go with it

Kineth posted...
I thought Parappa was gay.

Well, whatever. His bro talk is off the chain in this topic.

you're not wrong bro
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Parappa09
09/05/17 5:23:37 PM
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Offworlder1
09/05/17 5:40:18 PM
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Parappa09 posted...

but, would you do the same if you had a best friend who was gay and went to a gay strip club for his bachelor party?
No I would not as I have zero interest in a gay strip club, I also would not ask a gay friend to go to a regular strip club as I know he is not interested in women. Would wish the man well and to have a great time but I am not going.
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