Current Events > If I take these pills do you think it'll make my dick a TRex sized dick?

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USANumber1
09/02/17 11:49:16 AM
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MU8yEE4

They say grow tablets and they have dinosaurs on the box. I want a big bulbous TRex pecker to use to fuck all the lady trexes. That's my fantasy. Think these pills can make that happen for me?
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SSJGrimReaper
09/02/17 11:58:46 AM
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You need to chill out, Don Cheadle.
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apolloooo
09/02/17 12:01:26 PM
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They will probably just make your dick fall off and make your balls inflate thrice the size
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USANumber1
09/02/17 3:18:08 PM
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I want a big thick penis a big thick dinosaur load.
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Questionmarktarius
09/02/17 3:22:29 PM
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Did T-Rex even have a penis, or was it just hot cloaca-on-cloaca action?
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NES4EVER
09/02/17 3:23:54 PM
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If it's anything like their arms I dont think you'll be happy with the results.
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UT1999
09/02/17 3:24:57 PM
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how do you know t-rex had a big dick? Some people don't believe the dinsosaurs even existed
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Butterfiles
09/02/17 3:33:47 PM
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trex dicks had feathers
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SSJGrimReaper
09/02/17 6:50:42 PM
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Butterfiles posted...
trex dicks had feathers

a nice feminine penis?
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CarlGrimes
09/02/17 7:07:53 PM
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Questionmarktarius posted...
Did T-Rex even have a penis, or was it just hot cloaca-on-cloaca action?

The latter.
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KiwiTerraRizing
09/02/17 7:12:44 PM
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Absolutely swallow those pills
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USANumber1
09/02/17 9:05:55 PM
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Today I learned what a cloaca was. Also, I learned that it's possible for people to be born with persistent cloaca which is the stuff of nightmares.
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DocileOrangeCup
09/02/17 9:06:33 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
09/02/17 9:07:42 PM
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I know right

TC is literally Don Cheadle
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ShinobiNinjaX
09/02/17 9:08:58 PM
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USANumber1 posted...
big thick dinosaur load.

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USANumber1
09/02/17 9:09:00 PM
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Shhhhhh shut the fuck up. I'm studying for a role.
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LordRazziel
09/02/17 9:09:01 PM
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I think the real question is, how does tc know how big a T-rex dick is.

TC blows dinos
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USANumber1
09/02/17 9:11:37 PM
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LordRazziel posted...
I think the real question is, how does tc know how big a T-rex dick is.

TC blows dinos

Naw fam I just asked your grandma.

She was a P.A. on the set of Jurassic Park.
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LordRazziel
09/02/17 9:12:41 PM
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PA?
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USANumber1
09/02/17 9:16:44 PM
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Production assistant. The joke was to imply your gramma fucks dinos but actually follow up with a statement that negates the implication. Now it's ruined.

I took the pills and will report if a thick TRex dong sprouts from my blood hole.
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Guy_Fieri
09/02/17 9:17:51 PM
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Oh Yeah!!!

NbtxCCU
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LordRazziel
09/02/17 9:18:56 PM
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Sir! My grandma would never fuck a dinosaur!!!
she just blew them
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lilJoe457
09/02/17 9:39:32 PM
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USANumber1 posted...
I want a big thick penis a big thick dinosaur load.


I actually threw up laughing.
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USANumber1
09/02/17 9:47:50 PM
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I don't want to be gross or anything but I hope these pills give me the vascular TRex dick I've always dreamed of. I'm can't wait to take pictures it oozing iridescent Dino precum where I'll post them on Instagram with all kinds of artistic filters. And send them unsolicited to people I know.
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UT1999
09/02/17 9:48:48 PM
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c'mon tc no one really knows how t-rex dick was. You should have used elephant or rhinocerus
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Turbam
09/02/17 9:49:02 PM
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Wait a second I thought you were a grill!
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USANumber1
09/02/17 9:51:18 PM
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I'm a TRex with a two litre bottle of Orange Crush sized chode trapped in a grills body. I don't look on the outside how I feel on the inside.
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USANumber1
09/02/17 9:52:11 PM
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UT1999 posted...
c'mon tc no one really knows how t-rex dick was. You should have used elephant or rhinocerus

I don't have rhino dick pills tho
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USANumber1
09/03/17 12:40:11 AM
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I want to spray Dino spunk all over a dozen eggs and start my own Jurassic Park.
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Lil_Bit83
09/03/17 12:41:58 AM
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NES4EVER posted...
If it's anything like their arms I dont think you'll be happy with the results.



LMAO!!!
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Sami1000
09/03/17 12:42:02 AM
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I would had never imagined that the most fucked up person here is actually a girl...
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Kaname_Madoka
09/03/17 12:44:02 AM
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like a dick the size of a t rex or a dick the size of a trex dick
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USANumber1
09/03/17 12:59:11 AM
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Sami1000 posted...
I would had never imagined that the most fucked up person here is actually a girl...


Did you just misgender me?!

I identify as a TRex with a magnum dong.
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USANumber1
09/03/17 3:32:53 AM
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If I had my own Jurassic Park I'd finally be happy. The pain would finally go away.
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KLouD_KoNNeCteD
09/03/17 3:44:22 AM
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How does a male t-rex polish the bishop??
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USANumber1
09/04/17 5:20:36 PM
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With yer mums
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LittleRoyal
09/04/17 5:26:34 PM
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*looks down at my tiny umm. Self*

Hmm. T. rex stuff sounds like the funnest way to go the hospital.
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USANumber1
09/04/17 5:27:37 PM
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ill fuck ya with my trex dick

c'mere bb
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LittleRoyal
09/04/17 5:28:59 PM
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K lol oooh my gosh
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Leight_Weight
09/04/17 5:29:59 PM
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@Fire_hydrant
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USANumber1
09/04/17 5:32:31 PM
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don't play coy with me ya turkey I'm a gurrrrrl too. Let's not beat eachothers dicks off here. You want this t rex peen and I got the t rex peen.
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CapnMuffin
09/04/17 5:38:45 PM
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LittleRoyal
09/04/17 9:56:45 PM
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USANumber1 posted...
don't play coy with me ya turkey I'm a gurrrrrl too. Let's not beat eachothers dicks off here. You want this t rex peen and I got the t rex peen.

I lost my virginity on CE now


(Jk)
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USANumber1
09/05/17 12:09:04 PM
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I really don't like vegimite
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