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Y'all don't just buy lunch near work?
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I get a super discount at work. Most things are one dollar for me and what isn't is usually two dollars
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That's expensive as hell to be doing daily. Maybe like biweekly or something but definitely not daily. Also the heathier options always have longer lines.
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Xelltrix posted...

That's expensive as hell to be doing daily. Maybe like biweekly or something but definitely not daily. Also the heathier options always have longer lines.

Fair enough. I work directly in LA so I have more choice than I ever need so queue's are no issue.
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Looks like the new projection models have it curving up through the west side of Florida now.


Meh, whatever. These projections can't make up their mind.
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I eat out once a week usually. I save where I can and I'm not too picky with what I'll bring to work.

Question, you guys eat your pork chops with your hands or a fork? I'm talking plain ones. No gravy or sauce on em.
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Fork...
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What kind of fucking hambeast eats pork chops with their hands?
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Fork, though I may switch to hands depending on the texture.
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Knowing MT's cooking skills, they're dry as hell
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I've been eating pork chops with my hands my whole life >.> Even at family dinners. I did it in front of my co worker and he's like "Jesus dude, you can use a fork"

This is like that Seinfeld episode with the guy eating a Snickers bar with a fork.

AvlButtslam posted...

Knowing MT's cooking skills, they're dry as hell

Hey hey, I take them out on time and they're fine.
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like, wouldn't they be really hot?
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Well it's like chicken. You hold the bone/outer part
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_Near_ posted...

Fork, though I may switch to hands depending on the texture.

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Not even a matter of it being hot, just being messy and odd to do, lol. Fork and knife so I can get at it piece by piece.
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AvlButtslam posted...

I'm OK with the cooking, it's the cleaning I hate.

^this

love cooking, hate cleaning. i get my bf to do it
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I'd definitely be fine with cleaning if someone cooked for me.
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It's so time consuming, that's why I always cook in bulk and then just heat up food over the week.
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Smh.

Cook as you clean! Bunch of lazy gays...
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I clean and cook at the same time, I just don't like soing every day so I cook in bulk.
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I mean I cook and clean at the same time but it's just the washing up part that I absolutely hate

i've been spoiled by living in a flat with a dishwasher
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I always handwashed everything when I wasn't home even when we had a dishwasher.
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I have a dishwasher, but we like to pretend it doesn't work. I'm glad my mom has a dishwasher tbh.

I think it'd be smart if we started using the dishwasher to wash dishes instead of just storing them. Is it safe to rewash clean dishes in them? >_>
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We use our dishwasher. A lot of the time I feel like I don't always get everything off the dishes so it's there to make sure.
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oh if dishwashers are cowards, never mind then
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DP sir, are you high?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cykYmx9sh78
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DragonPick posted...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cykYmx9sh78

...lmao. I'll take that as a yes
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is DragonPick suffering from Buttslam withdrawal???
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Yes
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I want to be high
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WOW
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Parappa09 posted...

I want to be high

it's not exactly the most difficult deed to accomplish
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I'm high on life
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MegaTech posted...

I'm high on life

And babka
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babka
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I miss brothe.
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Holy crap I forgot about brothe
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damn brothe
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You know what to do with the next topic title, Avi.
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When your neckbeard is allergic to booty
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I am.
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I slam!
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