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dragnmaninferno
09/04/17 6:11:26 PM
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Parappa09
09/04/17 6:14:52 PM
#357:


CoolBeansAvi posted...
He'd down like 2 shots then go in for the kill

Then probably run to the bathroom to throw up

you're a lightweight?
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Xelltrix
09/04/17 6:22:50 PM
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I feel like Jessica is pretty heavily underutilized in The Defenders so far.
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Xelltrix
09/04/17 6:32:08 PM
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lmao nevermind
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SSJGrimReaper
09/04/17 6:41:34 PM
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CoolBeansAvi posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Refer to the Book of Avi

Chapter 4 line 6 reads: "Smack his ass"

Wait why is this tip so far into the book

lmao
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AvlButtslam
09/04/17 6:52:43 PM
#361:


Parappa09 posted...
CoolBeansAvi posted...
He'd down like 2 shots then go in for the kill

Then probably run to the bathroom to throw up

you're a lightweight?

Obvs
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dragnmaninferno
09/04/17 7:36:34 PM
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AvlButtslam
09/04/17 7:47:48 PM
#363:


GL bb relax and have fun
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tizorres
09/04/17 7:51:50 PM
#364:


MegaTech posted...
Me, drag, Avi

A handsome bunch.
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CoolBeansAvl
09/04/17 11:59:39 PM
#365:


If drag remembered W.W.A.D. then his date should be balls deep in his bread bowl right now
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dragnmaninferno
09/05/17 2:45:20 AM
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Just got back home. He is so damn cute and sexy. I wanted to kiss him but he said he wants to wait until the second date. We kept touching each other after dinner all night. Nothing too sexual but it was obvious we both wanted to take it a bit further but agreed to hold off.

We are definitely going to see each other again.
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MegaTech
09/05/17 6:49:13 AM
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Yeaaa that's my boy!! Get it dragn!
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Parappa09
09/05/17 7:23:19 AM
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dragn gonna get his dick wet soon yeaaaaa
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dragnmaninferno
09/05/17 7:49:27 AM
#369:


It's going to be difficult finding the time to meet up. Thank goodness we do not live THAT far from each other.
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BatmanVonDoom
09/05/17 8:15:57 AM
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Dragn bout be deep in them alternative walls.
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BatmanVonDoom
09/05/17 8:21:22 AM
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Also that Twin Peaks finale was fucking bananas. Time travel and alternate dimension shenanigans.
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MegaTech
09/05/17 8:50:55 AM
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Twin peaks is science fiction?
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AvlButtslam
09/05/17 9:13:26 AM
#373:


I've been meaning to watch it, no spoilies
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BatmanVonDoom
09/05/17 9:17:56 AM
#374:


AvlButtslam posted...
I've been meaning to watch it, no spoilies

Just the finale or the entire thing?

If the latter you better buckle up ans hold onto your butt
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SSJGrimReaper
09/05/17 9:41:23 AM
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or hold on to MT's butt
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MegaTech
09/05/17 10:00:54 AM
#376:


This butt has restricted access. Currently trying my damn hardest to have this Brazilian girl ride it. Her English is decent at best but damn if she doesn't suck at responding.

If I could just have the convo move along so I can ask her out on a date naturally. Would wife!!!

1SXzSzQ
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dragnmaninferno
09/05/17 10:17:05 AM
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SSJGrimReaper
09/05/17 10:20:57 AM
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DragonPick
09/05/17 10:22:53 AM
#379:


MegaTech posted...
This butt has restricted access. Currently trying my damn hardest to have this Brazilian girl ride it. Her English is decent at best but damn if she doesn't suck at responding.

you want her to peg you?
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dragnmaninferno
09/05/17 10:23:51 AM
#380:


That's what I got from it.

MT is that neighbor guy from Broad City. I knew it all along.
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MegaTech
09/05/17 10:26:34 AM
#381:


DragonPick posted...
MegaTech posted...
This butt has restricted access. Currently trying my damn hardest to have this Brazilian girl ride it. Her English is decent at best but damn if she doesn't suck at responding.

you want her to peg you?

If that's what it took for her to be my gf. So be it. I'll be her black stallion.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ODC7SOrRihE

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DragonPick
09/05/17 10:32:00 AM
#382:


Hey brother, work that ass
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AvlButtslam
09/05/17 11:09:21 AM
#383:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
WOW

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Parappa09
09/05/17 11:56:01 AM
#384:


american men are so forward with hitting on women

i remember when i was in NYC there was this guy singing wiggle wiggle wiggle to a random woman on the subway

there were also a few times when guys would publicly hit on girls in the streets or whistle at them

american men are built of confidence
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AvlButtslam
09/05/17 11:57:51 AM
#385:


Did you sample any of the fine American man meats while you were here
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dragnmaninferno
09/05/17 12:13:30 PM
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BatmanVonDoom
09/05/17 12:17:45 PM
#387:


I've noticed american men are too forward and british are too shy.

I'm the perfect middlw ground specimen tbh.
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BatmanVonDoom
09/05/17 12:21:34 PM
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Parappa, you keeping up with nfl? My jags are actually not shitting the bed super hard now that Bradley is gone.

Jags v Texans at Houston this sunday gonna be sad as all hell though.
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Xelltrix
09/05/17 12:23:51 PM
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Just saved the team schedules to my home screen. Dolphins had so many injuries before the season even started though so... sigh.
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BatmanVonDoom
09/05/17 12:28:12 PM
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Xelltrix posted...
Just aaved the team schedule to my home screen. Dolphins had so lany injuries before the season even started though so... sigh.

Nothing will ever beat Dante Fowler getting drafted then tearing his acl first day of training and out for the season.

Fuck Jags and their shitluck.
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MegaTech
09/05/17 12:31:04 PM
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I just hope the skins aren't last in the division.
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BatmanVonDoom
09/05/17 12:36:20 PM
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MegaTech posted...
I just hope the skins aren't last in the division.

You bet your sweet ass they will be.
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Xelltrix
09/05/17 12:39:58 PM
#393:


I'm also annoyed with the Niners with how they handled Kaepernick so I'm not as interested in them this year. I'll still watch their games, I'm sure bur I won't be as bothered when they have a conflicting match time with the Dolphins.
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Coolppl Owns
09/05/17 12:43:30 PM
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hope everyone had a good weekend (y)
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dragnmaninferno
09/05/17 12:49:36 PM
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MegaTech
09/05/17 1:04:33 PM
#396:


BatmanVonDoom posted...
MegaTech posted...
I just hope the skins aren't last in the division.

You bet your sweet ass they will be.

Nooo not again! It wasnt pretty but getting to the playoffs last year felt great. For once they weren't lumped with the bottom of the barrel. Past couple years were on the upswing. Captain kirk will make it work. I don't expect to do better than NY, or Dallas but Philly could shit the bed.
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MegaTech
09/05/17 2:16:19 PM
#397:


Yo, these Facebook events memes have me dying. I doubt any of these are serious but the event to dress up like Shrek at the smash mouth concert is the best one so far.

https://www.facebook.com/events/485930615125162/?ti=as
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glitteringfairy
09/05/17 2:17:48 PM
#398:


It's deedin time boys
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dragnmaninferno
09/05/17 2:24:24 PM
#399:


MegaTech posted...
Yo, these Facebook events memes have me dying. I doubt any of these are serious but the event to dress up like Shrek at the smash mouth concert is the best one so far.

https://www.facebook.com/events/485930615125162/?ti=as

I'm not feeling this round of memes.
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MegaTech
09/05/17 2:46:21 PM
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Well a lot of them are anime-esque. Like the Naruto run through x area.

Or scream like Goku in x location
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_Near_
09/05/17 4:10:29 PM
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dragnmaninferno posted...
MegaTech posted...
Yo, these Facebook events memes have me dying. I doubt any of these are serious but the event to dress up like Shrek at the smash mouth concert is the best one so far.

https://www.facebook.com/events/485930615125162/?ti=as

I'm not feeling this round of memes.


https://www.facebook.com/events/147090049221225/?ti=cl
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MegaTech
09/05/17 4:14:20 PM
#402:


Lmao
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dragnmaninferno
09/05/17 4:16:57 PM
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SSJGrimReaper
09/05/17 4:47:29 PM
#404:


Is that Gotham tv show worth watching
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AvlButtslam
09/05/17 4:48:20 PM
#405:


SSJGrimReaper posted...
Is that Gotham tv show worth watching

I tried it when it started but it didn't hold my interest

Apparently it's gotten better but I'm not gonna try again
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