Board 8 > B8UCA Saturday Afternoon TOMBAT ft. LW Title, Tournaments, Jesterdom

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(THERE WILL BE AN EASY VOTE FORM IN EITHER THIS OR THE NEXT POST)

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Current main topic:
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MAIN EVENT

B8UCA Lightweight Championship: Champion XIII_rocks v. StifledSilence
The XIII Open rolls on, this week with somebody actively choosing to participate! Stifled was one of the top guys not too long ago- can he show us that level tonight?

UNDERCARD

Lethal Lottery Round 2: Mr. MitB david and GTM v. Apollo and Machete
After going to double overtime first blood, Apollo and Machete are thrust immediately back into the tournament due to weird accomodations we've had to make! The winners will be one match away from a title shot!

Boxing Match: Maniac64 v. edwardsdv
The first two people on the randomized roster who don't already have a Throwback Throwdown match or a match tonight face off in our first of two MM Tournament matches tonight!
(Rules: 12 2 hour rounds, you can vote each round, 3 consecutive votes is a knockdown, 5 knockdowns is a TKO, match decided by boxing score.)

Last Man Standing: DpObLiViOn v. WiggumFan267
Our last MM Tournament match of round 1! Boko and david are set to do battle on the Ruin side of the bracket, but who will join them?
(Rules: First one to go three hours without a vote loses. Ties broken by longest time without a vote.)

Lethal Lottery Round 1: Stevie and Boko v. Solio and Stifled
Not only do we have multiple rounds going on the same card, but Stifled is pulling double duty tonight! He could prove his relevance twice as fast! Either way, the winners are facing me and Chris on Ruin.

Jesterdom: IhatethisCPU v. Shaduln
As a consequence of (finally) losing to Machete's team (slash excuse for not redoing the whole bracket to take out the Jester), CPU and Shad must turn on each other, with the loser becoming the new Jester! .....Was this CPU's plan all along? Quite possibly.

Just a Match: Sir Chris v. B8UCA Tag Team Champion Emeraldegg
The only match on the card with no stakes....but I'm feeling good about our Lethal Lottery chances, so could this be a preview of the next tag title match?
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I DO LOVE TOURNAMENTS BUT THIS IS HURTING MY HEAD VOTE FORM

XIII v. Stifled
david/GTM v. Apollo/Machete
VOTE ONCE PER 2-HOUR ROUND: Maniac v. eddv
Dp v. Wigs
Stevie/Boko v. Solio/Stifled
CPU v. Shad
Chris v. Emerald
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@XIII_rocks
@StifledSilence
@davidponte
@GTM
@ImTheMacheteGuy
@muddersmilk
@Eddv
@DpObliVion
@WiggumFan267
@Stevie3V
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@MajinZidane
@Solioxrz362
@IhatethisCPU
@Shaduln
@DoomTheGyarados
@Emeraldegg
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Stifled
david/GTM
Maniac v. eddv
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Solio/Stifled
Shad
Chris
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This is how it began all those years ago. I walked into this company. I smacked a few people around. Then I got a LW Title shot. Once I won that bad boy, my rise to the top couldn't be stopped. I collected every title this place had to offer in under a year.

Tonight it all begins again, XIII. Thank you for this open challenge. I gladly accept. And when I win, I will be reborn into someone even better than I was!

Stifled
David/GTM
Maniac
Dp
Solio/Stifled
Emperor Shad
Emerald
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Stifled
Apollo/Machete
VOTE ONCE PER 2-HOUR ROUND: eddv
Dp
Solio/Stifled
CPU
Emerald

*Helps Apollo throw the pile of bones and mush known as Machete on the corner, and then takes place at ringside*
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http://images2.fanpop.com/image/photos/8900000/NiGHTS-Dear-God-nights-into-dreams-8958385-380-400.jpg
let this image explain my plan.


Stifled
Apollo/Machete
VOTE ONCE PER 2-HOUR ROUND: Maniac
Wigs
Solio/Stifled
Shad
Chris
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUDLMpeVlSQ
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XIII
david/GTM
Eddv
Solio/Stifled
CP
Emerald
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Stifled... a respectable champion indeed. I will be very happy to fight alongside him tonight! We will easily be victorious here. Such is the life of great champions. But that is not the question tonight. It is obvious that I, the greatest champion of all time, would win this match, especially with a partner like Stifled. The real question that everyone out in the crowd is asking themselves is... is David right? I see it in all your eyes. You heard David's words.

"Solio is a has-been."

"Eventually, his nostalgia pop will pass."

"The history he's made doesn't matter today."

And even if just for a split-second, you all thought he could be telling the truth. Maybe Solio's history doesn't matter, right? He's been gone for a while. He couldn't possibly be the same. And to that I say... just watch me.

*Tags in and follows a Scoop Slam by Stifled with a top rope leg drop*

Stifled
david/GTM
Dp
Solio/Stifled
CPU
Emerald
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XIII (looks like a quick final reign!)
david/GTM
VOTE ONCE PER 2-HOUR ROUND: Maniac
Dp
Stevie/Boko
Shad
Emerald
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Dp
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I am watching, Solio, and I'm waiting. No two eyes will be on you more, both today, and in the coming weeks.

See, as much as I preach about your past meaning nothing, of which you are correct in assuming I'm right about, it would go against everything that I'm about to cast you aside on that alone, as I've said before.

As much as steamrolling the competition does wonders for the ego, the challenge is where it's at, what I take pride in. I want nothing more than to put on meaningful matches, against meaningful opponents, people who've proven they belong, proven they can provide the challenge I crave.

Meaning.

Your words lack it. Keep calling yourself the greatest of all time. Keep coming out here, reciting the same promo using different words in an attempt to prove you matter.

Or do it in the ring. Show it with results. Your words mean nothing to me, your opponent, and at the end of the day, I'm the one you'll be facing in that ring.

I've proven I belong. Here. Now. Stick to your word and do the same.
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Last week, Strife said he wanted to get to know me, Zero Signal, better. Instead of shaking my hand like a man and accepting my challenge for Throwback, he responds by assaulting Nee, my former tag team partner and possibly even the true face of the UCA. Rest assured, Nee will be out of the hospital someday down the road, but his road to recovery is a long one.

Mark my words Strife; as one of the longest running members of the UCA, I will put the Throwback in Throwback when I lay my fist to your face, my boot to your ass, and toss you, the false king right off the throne!

Stifled
Apollo/Machete
VOTE ONCE PER 2-HOUR ROUND: Maniac
Dp
Solio/Stifled
CPU
Chris
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Hey what the hell
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XIII
David/GTM
Eddv
Dp
Solio/Stifled
CPU
Emerald
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