Current Events > Guys, I'm pretty sure i just screwed up

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Literally no one wants dick pics.
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@fenderbender321 posted...

Why don't women just fucking reply in these cases? All she has to say is "lol, no...I want nudes of you"

Sorry, but that's just so fucking disrespectful. I feel bad for TC. He just made a joke. Big fucking deal. Sick of women who do this type of shit to men. All you have to do is REPLY. Act like an actual fucking person, for fucks sakes.

Keep reading, dude.
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Lost_All_Senses posted...

teepan95 posted...

Weezy_Tha_Don posted...

teepan95 posted...

TheDarkCircle posted...

Have you ever met this girl in person?

A couple of times



Also, she read my snap asking if I'll get nudes back. No reply.

bruh what? not the way I would have approached that. like others said I simply would have said "you first", not "will I get nudes back". seems kinda... beta

I didn't phrase it like that, it was more "will I get something for my efforts?"

Translation issues and all that.

Plus, you know, I suck at this stuff

Be more confident man. That line was well used.

Lmao, thanks

German is a foreign language for me, so I'm naturally more hesitant in it.
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Chicken posted...

Literally no one wants dick pics.

I'm a dick picture, and I find this offensive.

Tauros posted...

Chicken posted...

Literally no one wants dick pics.

I'm a dick picture, and I find this offensive.

#yesalldickpics
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Never do dick pics. Never.

Do a shirtless pic with no head. Maybe one of your back.

If you are fit, awesome. She wants the bod.

If you aren't fit, shows confidence.

What does your body look like BTW?
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Really skinny, not muscular.

My legs are alright, but my arms are meh.
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I got a snap

Turned out to be someone else lmao

If she doesn't respond by tomorrow morning, maybe I'll send a shirtless pic and be like "your turn".
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Should have told her "wouldn't you prefer to see it in person"? And then made a date! You said you already met this girl.

Tauros posted...

Should have told her "wouldn't you prefer to see it in person"? And then made a date! You said you already met this girl.

Not in a date context. She's a friend of a friend. I've met her, not met up with her.
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DoomSwell posted...

teepan95 posted...

I should probably send a dick pic, right?

NO.
Start with your abs, maybe your butt if its cute.

Haha, is his something you found out the hard way? (No pun intended)
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--kresnik-- posted...

DoomSwell posted...

teepan95 posted...

I should probably send a dick pic, right?

NO.
Start with your abs, maybe your butt if its cute.

Haha, is his something you found out the hard way? (No pun intended)

Not really, it's just a well known fact that women are sick and tired of dick pictures. Women aren't even visual creatures; that's why they prefer "romance novels" instead of porn videos. Mystery might get them going though, like if you've got a nice V-shaped pelvis pointing to your dick without showing it...
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Imma send her a topless pic

With a towel <_<
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send her a pic of your fully erect penis and put in text "its mcrib season early this year"
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yemmy posted...

send her a pic of your fully erect penis and put in text "its mcrib season early this year"

Won't work, Germany has McRibs all year round
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oh you're german, i bet you have a 10 incher, fuckin packin bro

them german girls like to get peed on, so snap a video of you pissing in a bottle
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Don't do it

You will regret doing this srsly
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Damn_Underscore posted...

Don't do it

You will regret doing this srsly

I didn't send anything explicit.
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but you plan to
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Damn_Underscore posted...

but you plan to

Not straight away. To clarify, I don't think I'll send a dick pic to anyone I don't know well and trust.


She opened it. That's it tbh. No reply or anything.
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It seems she doesn't seem to be interested in you TC from how she's leaving you on read. I could be wrong but I've always assumed women aren't interested when they do that.
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RNGenie posted...

It seems she doesn't seem to be interested in you TC from how she's leaving you on read. I could be wrong but I've always assumed women aren't interested when they do that.

I'd agree

But imo, you don't just ask for nudes from someone you're not interested in.
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yemmy posted...

them german girls like to get peed on, so snap a video of you pissing in a bottle

lmao
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Still no answer

Guess she didn't like what she saw lmao
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u should just forget about her tbh

if she goes no contact on you then do the same to her
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damn, when she said "send nudez" you had two basic replies

(1) send a pic
(2) tell her you need one of her first to get you excited
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Are you German TC? I'd say in the future if this happens you should usually opt to the 'wouldn't you rather see it in person route' or the 'you first etc' route, use your best judgement, I wouldn't straight up send a nude because there's a high chance she'll screenshot it or take a pic with a second phone or w/e, and you obviously don't want that circulating. Just my 2 cents.
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FFS, guys, STOP sending women dick pics. They don't care. A stand alone dick isn't going to drive them wild.


What they want is BUTTHOLE pics. That's the stuff women start dripping over.
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Women would be far more into actual dick pics if guys weren't so willing to share them all the damn time with any girl they're interested, lol.

Tag
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Damn_Underscore posted...

u should just forget about her tbh

if she goes no contact on you then do the same to her

That's the plan. Talked to some friends irl about it, they told me to just be patient and that everything'll work out.

Even if nothing happens, I'm actually in a pretty good mood. Feel kinda validated, you know? People wanna see my dick lmao.
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Should've just sent the pic. But not of your dick. Lay down in bed or something, take a pic of yourself ending RIGHT BEFORE your dick, and send that. Make it look good. Everyone has favorable angles. Use em. Also, everything looks better in black and white. Everything. Ever. For all time. Forever.

If she shares it, that's a plus. It's MORE chicks seeing your nice ass bod. You should feel good about yourself and not give two shits about showing off what you've got.

Confidence man. You're you. Own that shit and go send nudes.
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I did send a topless pic. Towel wrapped around my waist, but pretty low.
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teepan95 posted...

Even if nothing happens, I'm actually in a pretty good mood. Feel kinda validated, you know? People wanna see my dick lmao.

That's the best way to look at it. Once you put yourself out there a bit more and become a bit more comfortable with interacting with the opposite sex, everything will fall into place, even if nothing seems to go your way.
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Yeah, let's hope so.


24 hours and nothing from her. Idk man, time to cut my losses, I guess.
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lol
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She finally replied

Made a joke about jacking off to the nude

Good news, I guess?

HaVeNII7 posted...

Should've just sent the pic. But not of your dick. Lay down in bed or something, take a pic of yourself ending RIGHT BEFORE your dick, and send that. Make it look good. Everyone has favorable angles. Use em. Also, everything looks better in black and white. Everything. Ever. For all time. Forever.

If she shares it, that's a plus. It's MORE chicks seeing your nice ass bod. You should feel good about yourself and not give two shits about showing off what you've got.

Confidence man. You're you. Own that shit and go send nudes.

I may do this tonight tbh.
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to be fair you have nothing to lose since a lot of guys do this every day

just never give away face with nudes, unless you 100% trust the person
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