Poll of the Day > the police came to my house on sunday and monday >_>

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Jen0125
08/15/17 12:24:23 PM
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someone keeps calling in a child welfare check to my address even though we don't have any kids at my house

the cop last night said the woman who is calling must think she has the right address but obviously doesn't

sunday they said they got an anonymous tip a toddler was playing alone in our front yard. i told the cop we've been inside all day and don't have a toddler but the people across the street do so maybe their toddler made their way into our yard.

last night the cop said they got a call from a woman saying she wanted a welfare check for her grandchild that lives at our address because she had reason to believe the child was being abused/neglected. but we were like uh no child lives here.

they didn't actually check the home or anything though or check our IDs to verify we weren't the parents the woman was talking about so i hope they don't come back.
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RCtheWSBC
08/15/17 12:27:01 PM
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wew lass, that's awkward
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shadowsword87
08/15/17 12:27:14 PM
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Jen, what if you have a secret ghost child :O
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HelIWithoutSin
08/15/17 12:28:41 PM
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shadowsword87 posted...
Jen, what if you have a secret ghost child :O


That steals credit cards! :O
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Bligh_with_no_T
08/15/17 12:30:27 PM
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Feed me Jen-okaasan
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Jen0125
08/15/17 12:30:46 PM
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RCtheWSBC posted...
wew lass, that's awkward


i know right? sunday wasn't too bad because i just figured maybe the neighbor across the street was outside with their kid like always playing and the kid just wandered over.

but after last night i was like uh...

i hope nothing weird happens where mando and i end up getting in trouble for something we didn't do. i'm really worried about getting swatted or something. the cop didn't even check our IDs or take any notes or anything. i'm hoping he just radio'd into the station and they tell the lady to fuck off and get her facts right and don't bother us again.

i'm worried they'll tell her we have drugs or something and jump the gun. considering this is arizona and joe arpaio was a sheriff who pretty much did whatever i have very little confidence in the police here.
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MICHALECOLE
08/15/17 12:30:57 PM
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Everybody in your house is.. legal.. right?
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Jen0125
08/15/17 12:31:33 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Everybody in your house is.. legal.. right?


yes? my boyfriend was born in the us.

so was ernie as far as i know.
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RCtheWSBC
08/15/17 12:31:52 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Everybody in your house is.. legal.. right?

smh.
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TheCyborgNinja
08/15/17 12:41:41 PM
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That dumbass sounds like my wife's biological mother... She's the absolute worst (hence the adjective).
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green dragon
08/15/17 12:42:55 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Everybody in your house is.. legal.. right?

Lmao
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Action53
08/15/17 12:56:24 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
last night the cop said they got a call from a woman saying she wanted a welfare check for her grandchild that lives at our address because she had reason to believe the child was being abused/neglected.

Your mom's worried about Ernie, what have you been doing to him?
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Jen0125
08/15/17 1:01:13 PM
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Action53 posted...
Your mom's worried about Ernie, what have you been doing to him?


feeding him, clothing him and loving him!
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Ogurisama
08/15/17 1:01:38 PM
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helIy
08/15/17 1:05:31 PM
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...are you super sure the cop was a real cop?
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Jen0125
08/15/17 1:08:14 PM
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i mean he had the cop outfit on with a badge
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myghostisdead
08/15/17 1:28:12 PM
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Do you have some girl that is mad at you and just trying to cause trouble?
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Jen0125
08/15/17 1:28:36 PM
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not that i'm aware of
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Zareth
08/15/17 1:29:16 PM
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Hang signs up around your house that say "Go away Ghost Baby."
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Jen0125
08/15/17 1:37:33 PM
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i need to burn some sage
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WhiskeyDisk
08/15/17 1:39:25 PM
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The call was coming from inside the house!
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SunWuKung420
08/15/17 1:40:31 PM
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You might need a lawyer.
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ungubby
08/15/17 1:40:44 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
so was ernie as far as i know.


omg is Ernie and illegal ALIEN?!
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Ogurisama
08/15/17 1:40:53 PM
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WhiskeyDisk posted...
The call was coming from inside the house!

The ghost baby feels neglected
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thecolorgreen
08/15/17 1:41:19 PM
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Thsi has nothing to do with me
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Jen0125
08/15/17 1:53:34 PM
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ungubby posted...
Jen0125 posted...
so was ernie as far as i know.


omg is Ernie and illegal ALIEN?!


last i knew he was born in missouri but who knows what goes on there
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helIy
08/15/17 2:10:38 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
i mean he had the cop outfit on with a badge


XTx8BGa
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Melon_Master
08/15/17 4:50:35 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
Action53 posted...
Your mom's worried about Ernie, what have you been doing to him?


feeding him, clothing him and loving him!

Jen, we're going to need a pic with Ernie holding today's newspaper to be sure lol.
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Jen0125
08/15/17 4:52:05 PM
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but we don't get the newspaper ;_;
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Lil_Bit83
08/15/17 5:13:07 PM
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That's really weird. And if they've confirmed that you don't have any children whatsoever living with you, shouldn't they stop bothering you?

That one about the old lady sounds awfully specific, perhaps she's getting a bit senile, or just remembered the address to someone who lives you near you wrong?
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JOExHIGASHI
08/15/17 5:22:47 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Everybody in your house is.. legal.. right?


yes? my boyfriend was born in the us.

so was ernie as far as i know.


Funny how you didn't mention your own citizenship status. The jig is up. Tell us where you're from.
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SmokeMassTree
08/15/17 5:24:09 PM
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Jen is a dirty canadanian confirmed
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Melon_Master
08/15/17 5:37:22 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
but we don't get the newspaper ;_;

Our worst fears coming to light.. Ernie is PotD's, JonBenét Ramsey. ;(
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Jen0125
08/15/17 5:40:55 PM
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Lil_Bit83 posted...
That's really weird. And if they've confirmed that you don't have any children whatsoever living with you, shouldn't they stop bothering you?

That one about the old lady sounds awfully specific, perhaps she's getting a bit senile, or just remembered the address to someone who lives you near you wrong?


they didn't really physically confirm we don't have children but they don't have a search warrant for the home or really probable cause to think we're lying
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darcandkharg31
08/15/17 5:52:17 PM
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Action53 posted...
Your mom's worried about Ernie, what have you been doing to him?

dis abuse.

CwnWy9i

someones gotta save him!
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TES_Nut
08/15/17 5:54:48 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
MICHALECOLE posted...
Everybody in your house is.. legal.. right?


yes? my boyfriend was born in the us.

so was ernie as far as i know.


You think shit like the Constitution matters in Trump's America?
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SmokeMassTree
08/15/17 5:55:11 PM
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Doesn't even deny being an alien
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Jen0125
08/15/17 5:58:31 PM
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darcandkharg31 posted...
Action53 posted...
Your mom's worried about Ernie, what have you been doing to him?

dis abuse.

CwnWy9i

someones gotta save him!


look how comfy he is!
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dedbus
08/15/17 9:45:40 PM
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MICHALECOLE posted...
Everybody in your house is.. legal.. right?

Case closed.
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wwinterj25
08/15/17 9:52:46 PM
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If it's the same person it seems her meddling is going unnoticed. Sucks to be her.
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Melon_Master
08/15/17 10:23:09 PM
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So.. twenty-one years is too soon for an admittedly macabre, JonBenét Ramsey joke? :x
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Playsaver
08/15/17 10:43:13 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
i hope nothing weird happens where mando and i end up getting in trouble for something we didn't do. i'm really worried about getting swatted or something. the cop didn't even check our IDs or take any notes or anything. i'm hoping he just radio'd into the station and they tell the lady to fuck off and get her facts right and don't bother us again.i'm worried they'll tell her we have drugs or something and jump the gun. considering this is arizona and joe arpaio was a sheriff who pretty much did whatever i have very little confidence in the police here.

I wouldn't worry about getting swatted, since you already are getting swatted. You need to make a complaint to the police about these calls, before someone calls and says a violent crime is taking place at your home.
Someone in my area recently called the cops saying she was in someone's basement being held captive and that he has a gun then hung up. Then she called back saying things like he's coming and then screaming with the connection going dead.
The police arrived and ended up shooting the guy that lived there only to find no one else was in that house. The police said he had a knife and they even shot another cop in their rush to shoot this fellow.
So you need to not take this lightly. All this is at the very least a waste of your time and the police's time. At the very least the police, if they know this kind of thing is happening, might try to avoid killing you when and if someone calls saying a violent crime is happening where you live. The problem for you is someone can call without giving a name or number and say something bad is happening to your kids you don't have. It is a common practice to allow this to help abused kids. So you need to make a complaint to the police about these anonymous people using the police to Swat you. It is still a crime to report a false incident.
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helly
08/15/17 10:44:26 PM
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can i get a news article on that story there
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XlaxJynx007
08/15/17 11:06:36 PM
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Melon_Master posted...
So.. twenty-one years is too soon for an admittedly macabre, JonBenét Ramsey joke? :x

To be fair, most users on this board are probably too young to know about her.
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Mead
08/15/17 11:10:38 PM
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Jen0125 posted...
so was ernie as far as i know.


You should probably get some papers drawn up so they don't deport him
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Melon_Master
08/15/17 11:16:53 PM
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XlaxJynx007 posted...
Melon_Master posted...
So.. twenty-one years is too soon for an admittedly macabre, JonBenét Ramsey joke? :x

To be fair, most users on this board are probably too young to know about her.

I'm twenty-eight years old and I know about her. :/ Unless that's old for the internet..
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aDirtyShisno
08/15/17 11:36:17 PM
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Melon_Master posted...
XlaxJynx007 posted...
Melon_Master posted...
So.. twenty-one years is too soon for an admittedly macabre, JonBenét Ramsey joke? :x

To be fair, most users on this board are probably too young to know about her.

I'm twenty-eight years old and I know about her. :/ Unless that's old for the internet..
I've watched Law and Order, so I know about her
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helly
08/15/17 11:49:11 PM
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Melon_Master posted...
XlaxJynx007 posted...
Melon_Master posted...
So.. twenty-one years is too soon for an admittedly macabre, JonBenét Ramsey joke? :x

To be fair, most users on this board are probably too young to know about her.

I'm twenty-eight years old and I know about her. :/ Unless that's old for the internet..

i'm 26 and i know about her
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XlaxJynx007
08/15/17 11:51:25 PM
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Melon_Master posted...
XlaxJynx007 posted...
Melon_Master posted...
So.. twenty-one years is too soon for an admittedly macabre, JonBenét Ramsey joke? :x

To be fair, most users on this board are probably too young to know about her.

I'm twenty-eight years old and I know about her. :/ Unless that's old for the internet..

I'm 28 as well and I know about her, but I'm willing to bet we're older than the average POTDer
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ss4parrothair
08/15/17 11:55:02 PM
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Did you have a baby you don't about?
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