Current Events > I have small hands and I hate it

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NOM
08/12/17 8:17:51 PM
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I'm like the President except I'm not rich and orange :/
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Monday
08/12/17 8:18:33 PM
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NOM posted...
I'm like the President except I'm not rich and orange :/


You could probably change one of those things. Spray-tan it up.
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Doe
08/12/17 8:18:52 PM
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trappedunderice
08/12/17 8:18:56 PM
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What's wrong with having small hands
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legolas0008
08/12/17 8:19:18 PM
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I have large hands and I love it. I can do things with them that I never then imagined.
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SSJGrimReaper
08/12/17 8:19:19 PM
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trappedunderice posted...
What's wrong with having small hands

LOL
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NOM
08/12/17 8:20:25 PM
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Doe posted...
at least you're not Sean Murray

I don't know who that is.

trappedunderice posted...
What's wrong with having small hands

Lot less manly and women secretly judge you for it a lot.
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KINDERFELD
08/12/17 8:20:29 PM
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TC your hands are small compared to what?
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Burnt_Puke82
08/12/17 8:20:59 PM
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL2SX7-hxcs

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MJOLNRVII
08/12/17 8:21:35 PM
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How far can you reach into Pringles containers?
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ssj3vegeta
08/12/17 8:22:08 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
trappedunderice posted...
What's wrong with having small hands

LOL

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Raikuro
08/12/17 8:22:26 PM
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you could get a decent job in porn, they always need tiny hands to make the dongs look bigger
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NOM
08/12/17 8:23:17 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
TC your hands are small compared to what?

The average size of adult male hands in the USA.

MJOLNRVII posted...
How far can you reach into Pringles containers?

Not far before I have to start dumping them out. The containers are too thin.
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NOM
08/12/17 8:26:42 PM
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Raikuro posted...
you could get a decent job in porn, they always need tiny hands to make the dongs look bigger

My dong is small too :/

Why was I cursed with terrible genetics?
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Turbam
08/12/17 8:28:08 PM
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NOM posted...
Raikuro posted...
you could get a decent job in porn, they always need tiny hands to make the dongs look bigger

My dong is small too :/

Why was I cursed with terrible genetics?

You could handle other dongs.
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NOM
08/12/17 8:31:42 PM
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Turbam posted...
NOM posted...
Raikuro posted...
you could get a decent job in porn, they always need tiny hands to make the dongs look bigger

My dong is small too :/

Why was I cursed with terrible genetics?

You could handle other dongs.

I don't want to do that, though.

I guess I'll just live a sheltered life with my small hands and dong. Might as well stop trying to eat right and lose weight. I was doing good but what's the point?
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ItsYourFault
08/12/17 8:32:01 PM
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rip man hands
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hockeybub89
08/12/17 8:32:58 PM
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Doe posted...
at least you're not Sean Murray

Or Smash Mouth's Steve Harwell
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KINDERFELD
08/12/17 8:33:22 PM
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NOM posted...
Turbam posted...
NOM posted...
Raikuro posted...
you could get a decent job in porn, they always need tiny hands to make the dongs look bigger

My dong is small too :/

Why was I cursed with terrible genetics?

You could handle other dongs.

I don't want to do that, though.

I guess I'll just live a sheltered life with my small hands and dong. Might as well stop trying to eat right and lose weight. I was doing good but what's the point?


you can be the next bill gates.
use your time educating yourself so that you can startup some new billion dollar company and have all the money in the world so you can get any woman you want, small hands and peepee and all.
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NOM
08/12/17 8:35:03 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
NOM posted...
Turbam posted...
NOM posted...
Raikuro posted...
you could get a decent job in porn, they always need tiny hands to make the dongs look bigger

My dong is small too :/

Why was I cursed with terrible genetics?

You could handle other dongs.

I don't want to do that, though.

I guess I'll just live a sheltered life with my small hands and dong. Might as well stop trying to eat right and lose weight. I was doing good but what's the point?


you can be the next bill gates.
use your time educating yourself so that you can startup some new billion dollar company and have all the money in the world so you can get any woman you want, small hands and peepee and all.

Nah I'm not smart enough. On top of all my other shortcomings, I'm an idiot as well.
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KINDERFELD
08/12/17 8:36:44 PM
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NOM posted...
KINDERFELD posted...
NOM posted...
Turbam posted...
NOM posted...
Raikuro posted...
you could get a decent job in porn, they always need tiny hands to make the dongs look bigger

My dong is small too :/

Why was I cursed with terrible genetics?

You could handle other dongs.

I don't want to do that, though.

I guess I'll just live a sheltered life with my small hands and dong. Might as well stop trying to eat right and lose weight. I was doing good but what's the point?


you can be the next bill gates.
use your time educating yourself so that you can startup some new billion dollar company and have all the money in the world so you can get any woman you want, small hands and peepee and all.

Nah I'm not smart enough. On top of all my other shortcomings, I'm an idiot as well.


well you could always run for President.
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NOM
08/12/17 8:41:48 PM
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KINDERFELD posted...
NOM posted...
KINDERFELD posted...
NOM posted...
Turbam posted...
NOM posted...
Raikuro posted...
you could get a decent job in porn, they always need tiny hands to make the dongs look bigger

My dong is small too :/

Why was I cursed with terrible genetics?

You could handle other dongs.

I don't want to do that, though.

I guess I'll just live a sheltered life with my small hands and dong. Might as well stop trying to eat right and lose weight. I was doing good but what's the point?


you can be the next bill gates.
use your time educating yourself so that you can startup some new billion dollar company and have all the money in the world so you can get any woman you want, small hands and peepee and all.

Nah I'm not smart enough. On top of all my other shortcomings, I'm an idiot as well.


well you could always run for President.

Jokes and trolling are all nice and good, but it's seriously amazing how some small things(lol) can literally ruin your life and they're completely out of your control.

It sucks.
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