Current Events > my girlfriend made me sign this contract

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kingdrake2 08/11/17 11:08:59 AM #51:	Burgess posted... Stolen topic! i don't like that :(. on topic, it's a dealbreaker if cant hang out with friends more than 2 times a week. --- Chapped ass sucks. Deliver me sweet release, Kaopectate-.Alucard188 <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:884584448] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Burgess posted...</cite> <quote>Stolen topic!</quote> i don't like that :(. on topic, it's a dealbreaker if cant hang out with friends more than 2 times a week.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TableFlip 08/11/17 11:11:08 AM #52:	Abandon ship --- I don't even know anymore. 3DS FC: 2320-6426-2982 \| Pokemon Sun IGN: Tab <cite>TableFlip posted [p:884584555] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Abandon ship</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
hollow_shrine 08/11/17 11:16:51 AM #53:	TC is a fraud. This has been circulating FB for most of this week. I also have no reason to believe TC is in a relationship. --- https://i.imgtc.com/72JF7CA.jpg (by mark2000) 15 Transwomen of color have been murdered since 1/1/2017 <cite>hollow_shrine posted [p:884584823] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>TC is a fraud. This has been circulating FB for most of this week. I also have no reason to believe TC is in a relationship.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
spanky1 08/11/17 11:28:10 AM #54:	congrats on the successful topic phil :) --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg <cite>spanky1 posted [p:884585400] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>congrats on the successful topic phil :)</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
nesplayer 08/11/17 11:58:51 AM #55:	run forest run --- This sig won't be changed until a certain pitcher with an alliterative name either gets DFAed, somehow traded because of a stupid gm, or blows out his elbow <cite>nesplayer posted [p:884587005] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>run forest run</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stone 08/11/17 12:01:24 PM #56:	hollow_shrine posted... TC is a fraud. This has been circulating FB for most of this week. I also have no reason to believe TC is in a relationship. It's Philoktetes. Of course he's not in a relationship. He makes these ridiculous relationship topics once in a while and people still bite. --- PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them <cite>stone posted [p:884587150] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>hollow_shrine posted...</cite> <quote>TC is a fraud. This has been circulating FB for most of this week. I also have no reason to believe TC is in a relationship.</quote> It's Philoktetes. Of course he's not in a relationship. He makes these ridiculous relationship topics once in a while and people still bite.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
paladin_man 08/11/17 12:05:14 PM #57:	I dated a girl like this for two years. It was almost impossible to breathe day-to-day. My life improved so much after dumping her. Overly-attached girlfriend is not worth it bro. --- Just a friendly reminder that Nintendo was founded in 1889. <cite>paladin_man posted [p:884587338] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>I dated a girl like this for two years. It was almost impossible to breathe day-to-day. My life improved so much after dumping her. Overly-attached girlfriend is not worth it bro.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Mr Sandbag 08/11/17 12:09:36 PM #58:	Sorry buster. --- got sand? The wall just got 10 feet higher <cite>Mr Sandbag posted [p:884587558] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Sorry buster.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
creativeme 08/11/17 12:09:54 PM #59:	lmao no way i'd date a chick like that. but if i girl sent something like that to me i'd change it around on her and be like i'm not signing it unless you sign mine first. do a lot of the similar stuff like she can't talk to guys(although i don't care if a girl has guy finds since i have plenty of chick friends which is why i'd never sign this). and be sure to put in that she has to give me head every time we hangout. hell i'll put in that she has to give me money whenever i ask too. oh and has to get a girl for a threesome at least once a month. basically just stuff to piss her off. <cite>creativeme posted [p:884587577] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>lmao no way i'd date a chick like that. but if i girl sent something like that to me i'd change it around on her and be like i'm not signing it unless you sign mine first. do a lot of the similar stuff like she can't talk to guys(although i don't care if a girl has guy finds since i have plenty of chick friends which is why i'd never sign this). and be sure to put in that she has to give me head every time we hangout. hell i'll put in that she has to give me money whenever i ask too. oh and has to get a girl for a threesome at least once a month. basically just stuff to piss her off.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
merc1231 08/11/17 12:34:15 PM #60:	she knows you are a beta <cite>merc1231 posted [p:884588909] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>she knows you are a beta</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 08/11/17 12:37:24 PM #61:	i know im a beta that's why im desperate for any girl and am willing to put up with her demands anyway, the fact that she is so jealous just shows how much she cares about me --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:884589108] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>i know im a beta that's why im desperate for any girl and am willing to put up with her demands anyway, the fact that she is so jealous just shows how much she cares about me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
electricbugs2 08/11/17 12:40:29 PM #62:	Shut up TC no one believes you --- "Cuz yung bucks be finnin n fruntin up a reap G know what it is"-Naysaspace <cite>electricbugs2 posted [p:884589266] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Shut up TC no one believes you</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ChaoticKnuckles 08/11/17 1:09:11 PM #63:	Run man. Run fast. --- You look EXTREMELY immature when you announce that you're about to ignore someone. No one cares, including the person about to be ignored. Just FYI. <cite>ChaoticKnuckles posted [p:884591023] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Run man. Run fast.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Hicks233 08/11/17 1:13:11 PM #64:	Ditch the bitch. --- http://s2.excoboard.com/exco/index.php?boardid=9458 So says Mr. Stewart. <cite>Hicks233 posted [p:884591277] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Ditch the bitch.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Go_Totodile 08/11/17 1:13:31 PM #65:	<cite>Go_Totodile posted [p:884591291] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Kid_Buu 08/11/17 1:14:22 PM #66:	never change CE --- I am Kaname_Madoka 3DS Friend Code: 4682-8964-8708 <cite>Kid_Buu posted [p:884591334] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>never change CE</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Philoktetes 08/11/17 1:16:48 PM #67:	Go_Totodile posted... don't dox me --- I don't think so, Tim. ~~ Pizza Crew ~~ <cite>Philoktetes posted [p:884591494] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Go_Totodile posted...</cite> <quote></quote> don't dox me</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
LittleRoyal 08/11/17 1:17:26 PM #68:	Wow. Whatever makes you happy... --- I-I really needed this~~ Time to stomp some faces!!! <cite>LittleRoyal posted [p:884591533] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Wow. Whatever makes you happy...</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
TaffmanG 08/11/17 1:38:18 PM #69:	Philoktetes posted... because it's better than being alone It doesn't seem better from where I'm sitting. Your life will be ruined and you'll turn into a paranoid nervous wreck if this is how she treats you. <cite>TaffmanG posted [p:884592705] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote>because it's better than being alone</quote> It doesn't seem better from where I'm sitting. Your life will be ruined and you'll turn into a paranoid nervous wreck if this is how she treats you.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Panthera 08/11/17 1:40:19 PM #70:	creativeme posted... lmao no way i'd date a chick like that. but if i girl sent something like that to me i'd change it around on her and be like i'm not signing it unless you sign mine first. do a lot of the similar stuff like she can't talk to guys(although i don't care if a girl has guy finds since i have plenty of chick friends which is why i'd never sign this). and be sure to put in that she has to give me head every time we hangout. hell i'll put in that she has to give me money whenever i ask too. oh and has to get a girl for a threesome at least once a month. basically just stuff to piss her off. So you'd reply with a list like... - You may NOT hang out with other men! - You may NOT request oral sex! - You MUST let me go ass to mouth on my birthday ? --- We clasped our hands, our hands in praise of a conquerors right to tyranny <cite>Panthera posted [p:884592822] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>creativeme posted...</cite> <quote>lmao no way i'd date a chick like that. but if i girl sent something like that to me i'd change it around on her and be like i'm not signing it unless you sign mine first. do a lot of the similar stuff like she can't talk to guys(although i don't care if a girl has guy finds since i have plenty of chick friends which is why i'd never sign this). and be sure to put in that she has to give me head every time we hangout. hell i'll put in that she has to give me money whenever i ask too. oh and has to get a girl for a threesome at least once a month. basically just stuff to piss her off.</quote> So you'd reply with a list like... - You may NOT hang out with other men! - You may NOT request oral sex! - You MUST let me go ass to mouth on my birthday ?</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
industrializeit 08/11/17 2:44:15 PM #71:	You definitely need to cheat on her. --- I personally like Link as a Rugged Shaman Swashbuckler more than Resourceful Gadget Boy. That's why Zelda II is one of my all time favorites, ...(see quote) <cite>industrializeit posted [p:884596451] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>You definitely need to cheat on her.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
ImTheMacheteGuy 08/11/17 2:58:55 PM #72:	Well at least one of them has a loophole. "Rarley" is not a word --- Place-holder sig because new phone and old sigs not saved :/ <cite>ImTheMacheteGuy posted [p:884597353] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote>Well at least one of them has a loophole. "Rarley" is not a word</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
kingdrake2 08/11/17 3:35:03 PM #73:	Philoktetes posted... Go_Totodile posted... don't dox me comes with serious consequences if do that, it isn't worth it lmao. --- Chapped ass sucks. Deliver me sweet release, Kaopectate-.Alucard188 <cite>kingdrake2 posted [p:884599300] in my girlfri... [t:75659716]...</cite> <quote><cite>Philoktetes posted...</cite> <quote><cite>Go_Totodile posted...</cite> <quote></quote> don't dox me</quote> comes with serious consequences if do that, it isn't worth it lmao.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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