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YoshitoKikuchi
08/10/17 1:38:30 PM
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EzRhzM4
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Dont be ridiculous. I think FIVE evil steps ahead
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K181
08/10/17 1:39:23 PM
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Why do you think he had so little ammo? He used most of it up trying desperately to kill you.
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SSJGrimReaper
08/10/17 1:39:26 PM
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UrCa1988
08/10/17 1:41:43 PM
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http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2010-09-27-275-HyperBeam.jpg
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Manocheese
08/10/17 1:42:01 PM
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e6SbmCx
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()_() Hardcore - We'll probably be modded for this...
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MegaTech
08/10/17 1:44:14 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Q7SNBHQ

All of my rage but the game is still fun
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Verdekal
08/10/17 1:50:33 PM
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When you're on a moving platform and jump but you don't keep up with it.
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DevsBro
08/10/17 1:53:15 PM
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*runs into an enemy*
*takes damage*
*enemy is fine*
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MegaTech
08/10/17 1:54:04 PM
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Your car gets completely wrecked by some unstoppable shrubbery.
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DevsBro
08/10/17 1:57:38 PM
#10:


*kills a rat*
*$200 and a shield pop out of its corpse*
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-Unowninator-
08/10/17 1:58:23 PM
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https://www.gamefaqs.com/boards/573081-hellhole/62449853
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LordMarshal
08/10/17 2:00:51 PM
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SSJGrimReaper posted...
Q7SNBHQ


Been a while since i lol irl due to picture.
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DevsBro
08/10/17 2:01:57 PM
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*need to break into a locked door*
*can't pick up the crowbar*
*picks up a golf club*
*uses it to pry the door*
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-Unowninator-
08/10/17 2:04:05 PM
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DevsBro posted...
*need to break into a locked door*
*can't pick up the crowbar*
*picks up a golf club*
*uses it to pry the door*

What game is that?
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SSJGrimReaper
08/10/17 2:04:16 PM
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*Hero can decapitate enemies with their bare hands*
*Needs key to open a basic rickety looking door*
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bluezero
08/10/17 2:06:03 PM
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>Mauled within an inch of your life
>Drink a potion and you're fine and not bleeding
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DevsBro
08/10/17 2:07:22 PM
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What game is that?

Nothing in particular. Just a general thing I made up. But there are lots of games where you can't use a logical item for a logical purpose. If you want a specific example, you can't use the screwdriver to wind the audio casette in Hotel Dusk. You have to use the pencil.
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EbonTitanium
08/10/17 2:16:42 PM
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Thwarted by a wooden door and have to find a key, even though the weapon you have in your hands could easily remove the door from its hinges.
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SSJGrimReaper
08/10/17 2:18:29 PM
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Who the fuck built all of those elaborate traps and puzzles in the Resident Evil series
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DoGCyN
08/10/17 2:18:45 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Q7SNBHQ


Been a while since i lol irl due to picture.

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Rexdragon125
08/10/17 2:19:11 PM
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>Shotgun only works from 3 feet away
>Takes half an hour to reload 2 shots
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VectorChaos
08/10/17 2:25:38 PM
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>look, there's my objective, right behind a short, knee-high barrier
>better take the enemy infested route around it. Everyone knows RPG heroes have brittle legs, I might die trying to jump over it
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DevsBro
08/10/17 2:30:33 PM
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I was confused for a long time in Oblivion because I would try to pick something up and take it to the counter to buy it but the shopkeep would keep calling the guards, lol.
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Scorsese2002
08/10/17 2:33:58 PM
#25:


HdDr2mx
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Albel-Nox
08/10/17 2:39:55 PM
#26:


OTBJgdd
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lightwarrior78
08/10/17 2:42:29 PM
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I need a proper license before I'm capable of wearing a hat (FFXII)

Stores that never run out of stock and buy any and everything you want to sell.

A key takes up the same amount of space in my inventory as a rocket launcher, which I somehow know how to use despite being a civilian or beat cop.

Land on an enemy's head, you die.

Ancient tomb lost and untouched for centuries: full of mechanical devices for doors and platforms that all still work.

Forget the link pouch. I have thousands of gold coins, which neither take up space nor are particularly heavy.
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weapon_d00d816
08/10/17 2:47:02 PM
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7.62x51mm in an automatic weapon: "pew pew pew pew pew", 5 shot kill

7.62x51mm in a sniper rifle: "KA-BOOOOSH!", 1 shot kill
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SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG
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Rexdragon125
08/10/17 2:50:08 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
7.62x51mm in an automatic weapon: "pew pew pew pew pew", 5 shot kill

7.62x51mm in a sniper rifle: "KA-BOOOOSH!", 1 shot kill

I hate this one.

Any automatic weapon: shoots Fruity Pebbles

Semi automatic weapon: head popper
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weapon_d00d816
08/10/17 2:56:13 PM
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Rexdragon125 posted...
weapon_d00d816 posted...
7.62x51mm in an automatic weapon: "pew pew pew pew pew", 5 shot kill

7.62x51mm in a sniper rifle: "KA-BOOOOSH!", 1 shot kill

I hate this one.

Any automatic weapon: shoots Fruity Pebbles

Semi automatic weapon: head popper

I mean I still understand why it's done. If they wanted logical consistency then either the full-autos would be too good or the semi-autos would be useless.

I just hate it when they really stretch the believability, like in Battlefield where .50 caliber HMGs deal like 1/20th the damage a .50 caliber sniper rifle does.
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SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SIG SlG
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Rexdragon125
08/10/17 3:02:32 PM
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Difficulty in an ARPG: You die in 1-2 hits. If you fully upgrade your armor you get the privilege of dying in 2-3 hits for a while. What's the point of hit points again?
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Mr_Legendia
08/11/17 2:02:36 AM
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Albel-Nox posted...
OTBJgdd
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DevsBro
08/11/17 8:43:39 AM
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Also having more experience with a gun makes the bullets you shoot out of it do more damage.
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Ricemills
08/11/17 9:00:42 AM
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hitting a castle with sword will make it burn.
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stone
08/11/17 9:07:06 AM
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The less skin a female characters armor covers, the more defense and magic bonuses it gives.
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PONG WAS REAL? I thought that was just a story parents told kids to scare them
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VectorChaos
08/11/17 9:19:55 AM
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Freddie_Mercury
08/11/17 9:30:01 AM
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take this upvote fellow redditor :^)
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-Unowninator-
08/11/17 11:33:43 AM
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You have $37.50 and find a $100 bill on the floor. How much money do you have now?

$99, because that's all your wallet can carry.
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DevsBro
08/11/17 11:35:38 AM
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Or how about this one:

You have $37.50 and find a $100. You now have $37.50 because the hundred was a key item for some reason.
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-Unowninator-
08/11/17 11:37:39 AM
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DevsBro posted...
Or how about this one:

You have $37.50 and find a $100. You now have $37.50 because the hundred was a key item for some reason.

lol good one.
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GuyWhoGames
08/11/17 11:38:47 AM
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https://i.stack.imgur.com/uv3Wa.jpg
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DreadedWave
08/11/17 11:40:50 AM
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Need a specific state level to make something insanely simple.

The Escapists, want to put a bar of soap in a sock? Sorry you're just not smart enough.
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DevsBro
08/11/17 11:41:39 AM
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*has two full clips*
*shoots half a clip*
*reloads*
*shoots half a clip*
*reloads*
*has one full clip*
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Kazi1212
08/11/17 11:43:50 AM
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DoGCyN posted...
LordMarshal posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Q7SNBHQ


Been a while since i lol irl due to picture.


Rage inducing tbh
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Xelltrix
08/11/17 11:47:03 AM
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This classic:

https://i.stack.imgur.com/uv3Wa.jpg
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DevsBro
08/11/17 11:49:20 AM
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*falls 300 feet*
*no damage*
*touches spike*
*explodes into energy balls*
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DreadedWave
08/11/17 11:51:54 AM
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>Uses insanely improbable weapon
>All weapon shops carry a version of it even if it's something that's not even a weapon (Umbrella, Megaphone, Lengths of Cloth)
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Darkrobotisback
08/11/17 11:52:27 AM
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*Throws motolov on a building*
*fire disappears after 10 seconds*
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Aqui estoy junto a mi tesoro "Ella llego" Conoci aqui mi tesoro "Ye se quedo, es el destino que" Ella siempre me dice, Que pervertido...
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KainWind
08/11/17 11:55:33 AM
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Boss resides in dungeon that contains the one item in the world it is weak against.
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