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Can store a rocket launcher in a tool kit.
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A boat that can hold 10 elephants at one time can also only hold 10 archers at one time.
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Hitting a wall or a garbage can gives you roasted chicken.
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An old platformer problem: no one's arms work. Seriously. grab the fucking ledge. Also can jump from having one foot on the ledge and the other in midair.

You can get oxygen underwater from air bubbles produced...somehow.

Also fun note, even notice there's no such thing as water pressure in these games. You're down 30feet or more you must feel something.

You're on a quest to save the world: here's a shitty sword and 100 gold. After that you're own your own.

Can travel all over town with no time passing but Make one lockpick or cup of coffee and the whole night's over (Persona 5 and thank you Yahtzee)
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Denzien_of_Sega posted...

Hitting a wall or a garbage can gives you roasted chicken.

You can find food randomly by destroying objects pretty much everywhere, signs, light poles, etc. Of course eating food that mysteriously popped out of a stop sign will not have any negative effects.
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DreadedWave posted...

Denzien_of_Sega posted...

Hitting a wall or a garbage can gives you roasted chicken.

You can find food randomly by destroying objects pretty much everywhere, signs, light poles, etc. Of course eating food that mysteriously popped out of a stop sign will not have any negative effects.

Floor ice cream gives you health.
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DreadedWave posted...

Denzien_of_Sega posted...

Hitting a wall or a garbage can gives you roasted chicken.

You can find food randomly by destroying objects pretty much everywhere, signs, light poles, etc. Of course eating food that mysteriously popped out of a stop sign will not have any negative effects.

I've always wondered how the food got there. How do you get chicken into stone bricks?
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DreadedWave posted...

Denzien_of_Sega posted...

Hitting a wall or a garbage can gives you roasted chicken.

You can find food randomly by destroying objects pretty much everywhere, signs, light poles, etc. Of course eating food that mysteriously popped out of a stop sign will not have any negative effects.

Are you saying I'm not supposed to eat stop sign food?
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VectorChaos posted...

CensorErik posted...

>shoot all but 1 bullet from gun, give to survivor, now infinite ammo, trade to get gun back, 1 bullet again

...I loved this beating Halo games on Legendary solo :p use up a power weapon, give it to a Marine with one shot left. Keep your Marines alive.

Really takes the pressure off you walking into the bigger firefights when you've got a small horde of Marines with infinite ammo Spartan Lasers, Rocket Launchers, and Fuel Rod Cannons :p

My favorite thing in Halo 3 campaign, although hard to pull off, was the flower of death. Get a troop transport Warthog and fill it with Marines with fuel rod cannons.
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spinning in place really fast can help you avoid all damage
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Gears of War really has the most ridiculous revive system despite some pretty crazy ones posted here.

*sniper round to the chest*
"I'm down! Someone help me!"

"GET UP PUSSY!"
*pats on back*

"Thanks man"
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Look down, can't see feet. Look up, can't see head

Unplayable.
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