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Shadowplay
08/08/17 4:16:28 PM
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I know of course to avoid The Scarlet Letter, but what else?
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ThePrinceFish
08/08/17 4:17:19 PM
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The Great Gatsby was horrible and boring.
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s0nicfan
08/08/17 4:17:19 PM
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The Count of Monte Cristo
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YookaLaylee
08/08/17 4:18:19 PM
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Great Expectations. It's a piece of shit.
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Master_Bass
08/08/17 4:18:55 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
The Great Gatsby was horrible and boring.

Shadowplay posted...
I know of course to avoid The Scarlet Letter

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dr_marble
08/08/17 4:19:10 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Great Expectations. It's a piece of shit.

And Tale of Two Cities
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boxington
08/08/17 4:19:25 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
The Count of Monte Cristo

hey, come on, now
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Kazi1212
08/08/17 4:19:35 PM
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Moby Dick
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nativengine
08/08/17 4:19:46 PM
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Catcher in the Rye
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LordMarshal
08/08/17 4:19:49 PM
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ThePrinceFish posted...
The Great Gatsby was horrible and boring.


I disagree. I read it in one sitting. The teacher didnt believe me because i typically didnt do any work so i just started spoiling everything and was able to just not do anything in class for like a week.
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Romulox28
08/08/17 4:20:24 PM
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Pride & Prejudice
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YookaLaylee
08/08/17 4:22:02 PM
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nativengine posted...
Catcher in the Rye

I actually like that one. I find it really funny for some reason
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s0nicfan
08/08/17 4:23:00 PM
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boxington posted...
s0nicfan posted...
The Count of Monte Cristo

hey, come on, now


The unabridged version is around 1300 pages. It's like 400 pages too long for what it is and how it's written.
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AlisLandale
08/08/17 4:24:51 PM
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For as influential as it is, Treasure Island is really boring, except the beginning and end.

RLS does this great job of making the island seem like this really cool and mysterious place. And the Flint lore was fantastic. But everything from when Hawkins leaves the Hispaniola up until Silver's crew is about to turn on him just feels like its meandering nowhere.

Also it's crammed with a bunch of nautical jargon that will end up confusing anyone not familiar with sailing. >_>
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DevsBro
08/08/17 4:26:24 PM
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Scarlet Letter
Great Gatsby
Great Expectations
Of Human Bondage
A Day on the Life of Ivan Dennisovich
The Metamorphosis
Candide
A hundred others that I blocked out entirely.

The few high school books I liked:

A Separate Peace
Of Mice and Men
Catcher in the Rye
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Great Train Robbery

And two of those were actually for history instead of English, lol.
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LordMarshal
08/08/17 4:26:56 PM
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Lord of the Flies sounds good and is an interesting concept but actually reading the book is boring.

I like Animal Farm.
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The Nintendo Master
08/08/17 4:27:16 PM
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Don Quixote
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LordMarshal
08/08/17 4:27:56 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Scarlet Letter
Great Gatsby
Great Expectations
Of Human Bondage
A Day on the Life of Ivan Dennisovich
The Metamorphosis
Candide
A hundred others that I blocked out entirely.

The few high school books I liked:

A Separate Peace
Of Mice and Men
The Great Gatsby
All Quiet on the Western Front
The Great Train Robbery

And two of those were actually for history instead of English, lol.

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salandrews
08/08/17 4:28:20 PM
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Death of a Salesman

Though thats really a play.
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Freddie_Mercury
08/08/17 4:28:40 PM
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YookaLaylee posted...
Great Expectations

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DevsBro
08/08/17 4:29:24 PM
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lol must've been a typo. I can't remember what it was supposed to be now.

Catcher. That was it.
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DevsBro
08/08/17 4:32:42 PM
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Death of a Salesman

Oh good gracious this. Worst thing I've ever had to read. And what about Glass Menagerie?
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SmidgeIsntBack
08/08/17 4:33:42 PM
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I could never get into A Tale of Two Cities because of the coincidental twins.

Had to read Anthem for an English class. Not terrible but then the teacher handed out a few copies of Atlas Shrugged to read in our off time.
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ArcticLich
08/08/17 4:33:46 PM
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Anything John Steinbeck. Might be a personal thing but god his words flow like molasses, slow and boring.
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SuperNamekGod
08/08/17 4:34:30 PM
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Shadowplay
08/08/17 4:34:33 PM
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Is Catcher in the Rye really that bad? I was under the impression that as long as you didn't approach it with some dumb pretentious "Holden Caulfield is a genius" mentality that it was ok.
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EternalDivide
08/08/17 4:35:35 PM
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The Great Gatsby
Pride & Prejudice
Leaves of Grass (All poetry can suck one as far as I'm concerned. It's all the literary equivalent of standing around doing nothing but having your thumb up your ass.)
And any and all Shakespeare.
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LordMarshal
08/08/17 4:36:19 PM
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Roll of Thunder, Hear My Cry was the first book I was suppose to read where i read a little and thought it sucked enough to not read and just fail all work related to it.
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Deadpool_18
08/08/17 4:37:46 PM
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s0nicfan posted...
The Count of Monte Cristo


Take that back.

A Light in August. Basically anything written by Faulkner.
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hollow_shrine
08/08/17 4:43:49 PM
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I'll defend Pride and Prejudice. Reading it as an adult with a better understanding on the place and time it was written and a better ear for the narrative sarcasm has me thinking it's probably widely responsible for the evolution of the novel as a critically rich self aware artform going into the next century.

Reading in in high school though was wasted on me. I'm defending the Count of Monte Cristo, too. What the fuck?

You can keep the Scarlet Letter though, and Great Expectations.
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GeneralZhao
08/08/17 4:48:16 PM
#33:


ThePrinceFish posted...
The Great Gatsby was horrible and boring.


This really can't be emphasized enough
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Master_Bass
08/08/17 4:51:22 PM
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DevsBro posted...
Death of a Salesman

Oh good gracious this. Worst thing I've ever had to read. And what about Glass Menagerie?

I forgot about this one. I couldn't even get through it.

Pride and Prejudice was also another one I didn't like too much. To be honest, I didn't like a lot of the books we had to read the last two years of high school.
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Zeeak4444
08/08/17 4:51:54 PM
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hollow_shrine posted...
I'll defend Pride and Prejudice. Reading it as an adult with a better understanding on the place and time it was written and a better ear for the narrative sarcasm has me thinking it's probably widely responsible for the evolution of the novel as a critically rich self aware artform going into the next century.

Reading in in high school though was wasted on me. I'm defending the Count of Monte Cristo, too. What the fuck?

You can keep the Scarlet Letter though, and Great Expectations.


Agreed.
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K181
08/08/17 4:55:04 PM
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I wouldn't say avoid it, but just keep in mind that Catcher in the Rye is an amazingly well-written book about an annoying douchebag.

And to bring up "modern classics," Primary Colors and Da Vinci Code are both legitimately poorly written and awful.
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ChromaticAngel
08/08/17 5:01:20 PM
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So, honestly...

Lord of the Flies has an appropriate name because the whole book is shit.
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LordMarshal
08/08/17 5:02:32 PM
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ChromaticAngel posted...
So, honestly...

Lord of the Flies has an appropriate name because the whole book is shit.


Great concept. Boring actual story.
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ManSpread
08/08/17 5:07:50 PM
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Shadowplay
08/08/17 5:16:21 PM
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ManSpread posted...
Atlas Shrugged

Let's hope not.
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ElatedVenusaur
08/08/17 5:19:50 PM
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ManSpread posted...
Frankenstein

Just because it's horribly depressing doesn't mean it's bad.

Also, The Scarlett Letter is really good.
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Deadpool_18
08/08/17 5:22:39 PM
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LordMarshal posted...
ChromaticAngel posted...
So, honestly...

Lord of the Flies has an appropriate name because the whole book is shit.


Great concept. Boring actual story.


LotF was one of the few books I actually enjoyed as a high schooler. It was easier to pick up on the theme, so it was a great intro to literature.
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