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E32005
07/30/17 1:19:55 PM
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Chicken
07/30/17 1:21:29 PM
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Those things probably have drills on the front.
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NYmasajista
07/30/17 1:26:59 PM
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Larry Niven wrote about that in one of his short story collections a few decades ago. It was called 'Man of Steel Woman of Tissue Paper' iirc. His premise was that even if he didn't blow out a human woman's spine with the ejaculation the danger of carrying that baby (kicking etc) meant that the only being capable of not being killed by the process was his cousin.
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Chicken
07/30/17 1:27:54 PM
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NYmasajista posted...
Larry Niven wrote about that in one of his short story collections a few decades ago. It was called 'Man of Steel Woman of Tissue Paper' iirc. His premise was that even if he didn't blow out a human woman's spine with the ejaculation the danger of carrying that baby (kicking etc) meant that the only being capable of not being killed by the process was his cousin.


Ayy
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Vicious_Dios
07/30/17 1:29:23 PM
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NYmasajista posted...
Larry Niven wrote about that in one of his short story collections a few decades ago. It was called 'Man of Steel Woman of Tissue Paper' iirc. His premise was that even if he didn't blow out a human woman's spine with the ejaculation the danger of carrying that baby (kicking etc) meant that the only being capable of not being killed by the process was his cousin.


Lol
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NYmasajista
07/30/17 1:34:35 PM
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And of course Beneficent Lord Google found it for me: http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html

Damn this was written almost 50 years ago.
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Skye Reynolds
07/30/17 1:39:28 PM
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NYmasajista posted...
Larry Niven wrote about that in one of his short story collections a few decades ago. It was called 'Man of Steel Woman of Tissue Paper' iirc. His premise was that even if he didn't blow out a human woman's spine with the ejaculation the danger of carrying that baby (kicking etc) meant that the only being capable of not being killed by the process was his cousin.


For context, Niven was fired after two decades of illustrating Superman because the company was worried that his design would look too old fashioned. Shortly afterward, his wife of many years left him.


The scathing anger leaps from every page.

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Printerscape
07/30/17 1:40:32 PM
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NYmasajista posted...
Larry Niven wrote about that in one of his short story collections a few decades ago. It was called 'Man of Steel Woman of Tissue Paper' iirc. His premise was that even if he didn't blow out a human woman's spine with the ejaculation the danger of carrying that baby (kicking etc) meant that the only being capable of not being killed by the process was his cousin.

Doesn't superman get his super strength because of the sun and more nourishing atmosphere? So the baby will just be like a normal, weak, baby inside the womb.
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JE19426
07/30/17 1:41:08 PM
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NYmasajista posted...
His premise was that even if he didn't blow out a human woman's spine with the ejaculation the danger of carrying that baby (kicking etc) meant that the only being capable of not being killed by the process was his cousin.


Was this before his powers came from the Sun?
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E32005
07/30/17 2:03:54 PM
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Chicken posted...
NYmasajista posted...
Larry Niven wrote about that in one of his short story collections a few decades ago. It was called 'Man of Steel Woman of Tissue Paper' iirc. His premise was that even if he didn't blow out a human woman's spine with the ejaculation the danger of carrying that baby (kicking etc) meant that the only being capable of not being killed by the process was his cousin.


Ayy

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eston
07/30/17 2:08:27 PM
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Scorsese2002
07/30/17 2:09:41 PM
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Well, he is faster than a speeding bullet.
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Cocytus
07/30/17 2:15:49 PM
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I don't know.
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HBOSS
07/30/17 2:17:34 PM
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Rebirth has a Superman with Lois Lane as the mother of his child, the new Superboy.
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