Current Events > Jesus killed a lot of people right?
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Slayerblade11 07/29/17 7:25:17 PM #1: |
Before they nailed him the cross he went down fighting and killed a shit ton of people with his powers right?
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TimePharaoh 07/29/17 7:26:27 PM #2: |
Yup, how do you think he really turned water red?
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Doe 07/29/17 7:26:29 PM #3: |
He actually ripped the cross out of the ground and used it to butcher the Romans using Matrix-esque flip attacks with the cross still nailed to him. He has a mini boss fight againsts Pilate where he rips the cross out of his wrists and uses it as a sword
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Nomadic View 07/29/17 7:26:32 PM #4: |
You're thinking of Muhammad.
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__aCEr__ 07/29/17 7:28:18 PM #5: |
He tried to turn the other cheek but they pushed him too far. So he went looking for cheeks to kick.
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E32005 07/29/17 7:28:54 PM #7: |
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Octaivian_Rex 07/29/17 7:29:47 PM #8: |
I feel like Jesus would be a pretty interesting fighting game character.
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Chicken 07/29/17 7:30:13 PM #9: |
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CapnMuffin 07/29/17 7:30:33 PM #11: |
He was a fisherman of men.
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ThePrinceFish 07/29/17 7:30:54 PM #12: |
Jesus killed the shit out of a fig tree for not giving him a fig.
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eston 07/29/17 7:31:03 PM #13: |
Chicken posted...
King of the Juice --- ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Doe 07/29/17 7:31:29 PM #14: |
Turn The Other Cheek would be a counter move where you get fucked during all of the active frames except where his cheek is turned in which case you do critical damage
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Tryhaptaward 07/29/17 7:32:47 PM #15: |
Chicken posted...
Beowulf, what a boss ... Copied to Clipboard!
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masterpug53 07/29/17 9:05:46 PM #16: |
Chicken posted...
Well, considering his feet are still nailed in, the following few seconds aren't going to look quite this epic. --- Simple questions deserve long-winded answers that no one will bother to read. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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Etherealfare 07/29/17 9:20:43 PM #17: |
Think of Pyramid Head, but instead of dragging the sword he dragged the Cross.
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Sativa_Rose 07/29/17 9:22:20 PM #18: |
masterpug53 posted...
Well, considering his feet are still nailed in, the following few seconds aren't going to look quite this epic. Legs are stronger than arms! He'll break free there too --- I may not go down in history, but I will go down on your sister. ... Copied to Clipboard!
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JE19426 07/29/17 9:26:50 PM #19: |
Everyone who has ever died is Jesus's fault.
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