Current Events > what goes wrong in a man's life for him to become a weeb/get a waifu

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FrenchCrunch
07/08/17 9:45:56 PM
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like a good half of this board. i guess marth is the best example, but it's almost ubiquitous. like, you see waifu topics all the time.

what went wrong in those peoples' lives? yea yea inb4nothingwentwrongstoplikingwhatidontlike

yea yea

but this is a legit question. what is the trigger event

also i am inside an airplane
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MakoReizei
07/08/17 9:46:54 PM
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I have Asperger's Syndrome
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Turbam
07/08/17 9:47:03 PM
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Did you mean to type "right" instead of "wrong"?
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FrenchCrunch
07/08/17 9:48:21 PM
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Turbam posted...
Did you mean to type "right" instead of "wrong"?

see like this shit, it aint funny. why even type that
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Zack_Attackv1
07/08/17 9:50:36 PM
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Itachi157
07/08/17 9:51:10 PM
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nothingwentwrongstoplikingwhatidontlike
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FightingGames
07/08/17 9:51:10 PM
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having an anti-social personality in school is generally the most prominent cause of becoming a weeb. Subsequently, they discover waifus that can compensate for their lacking interaction with real girls
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Tadamoto15
07/08/17 9:51:58 PM
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Usually because real girls have completely shunned, ignored, treated badly, and rejected us.
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Offworlder1
07/08/17 9:52:25 PM
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I still have no idea what a "waifu" is suppose to be.
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Tmaster148
07/08/17 9:54:50 PM
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Some people are just into different things. Plus it technically helps out other guys, because it means less competition in the pool(theoretically), so it's kinda weird to see guys complain about other guy's life choices that can provide a benefit to them.
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FrenchCrunch
07/08/17 9:58:34 PM
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Th3HonestTruth posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
Turbam posted...
Did you mean to type "right" instead of "wrong"?

see like this shit, it aint funny. why even type that

Sounds like you're just a bitter individual with no sense of humor

nah, that just wasnt funny. i dont have to laugh at every two bit comedian in order to have a sense of humor
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FrenchCrunch
07/08/17 10:00:19 PM
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Tadamoto15 posted...
Usually because real girls have completely shunned, ignored, treated badly, and rejected us.

okay

why does this translate to talking to/about an anime character that is 90% tits and pretending it's your gf

Tmaster148 posted...
Some people are just into different things. Plus it technically helps out other guys, because it means less competition in the pool(theoretically), so it's kinda weird to see guys complain about other guy's life choices that can provide a benefit to them.

i can 100% unequivocally say that weebs existing has never benefited anybody's dating game
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Tmaster148
07/08/17 10:02:11 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Some people are just into different things. Plus it technically helps out other guys, because it means less competition in the pool(theoretically), so it's kinda weird to see guys complain about other guy's life choices that can provide a benefit to them.

i can 100% unequivocally say that weebs existing has never benefited anybody's dating game


There's no negative effect these people are having on your life that you really need to care about their life choice to begin with.
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FrenchCrunch
07/08/17 10:03:10 PM
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Th3HonestTruth posted...
Not having a sense of humor isn't about finding things not funny it's about you getting butthurt over nothing

i am neither annoyed nor upset

Tmaster148 posted...
FrenchCrunch posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Some people are just into different things. Plus it technically helps out other guys, because it means less competition in the pool(theoretically), so it's kinda weird to see guys complain about other guy's life choices that can provide a benefit to them.

i can 100% unequivocally say that weebs existing has never benefited anybody's dating game


There's no negative effect these people are having on your life that you really need to care about their life choice to begin with.

im only asking why
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FrenchCrunch
07/08/17 10:09:45 PM
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bump
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TheMarthKoopa
07/08/17 11:13:41 PM
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I love my waifu
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MetaSeraphim
07/08/17 11:16:16 PM
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You have no laifu until you get a waifu.
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Life Sympathy
07/08/17 11:20:31 PM
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Gorbachev
07/08/17 11:23:21 PM
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how can a real woman(with sagging, wrinkles, and baggy as shit eyes) compete with her?

bThNFKc
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Back_Stabbath
07/08/17 11:23:33 PM
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liking anime girls is safe. they can't break your heart.
real girls can crush and destroy you.
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Gorbachev
07/08/17 11:25:04 PM
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anime girls:
dont have stds
cant get pregnant
cant back talk you
aren't expensive
don't age
aren't selfish

etc
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ManSpread
07/08/17 11:25:32 PM
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Schwarber
07/08/17 11:27:13 PM
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MakoReizei posted...
I have Asperger's Syndrome


This explains a lot
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Blastia
07/08/17 11:28:01 PM
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There is no laifu without my waifu
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DesuDeku
07/08/17 11:35:49 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
I still have no idea what a "waifu" is suppose to be.

Take mine for example.

r65i1AC

She's perfect in every way.
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The Catgirl Fondler
07/08/17 11:37:12 PM
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Tadamoto15 posted...
Usually because real girls have completely shunned, ignored, treated badly, and rejected us.


I was going to say, some (emphasis *some*) of the guys who get into this kind of thing are the sort who struck out with real women or never had a chance in the first place, so they opted for an alternative that ultimately harms no one so more power to them.

Personally I've never been one for the whole "waifu-ism" thing myself, despite being an otherwise "undesirable" male and therefore in the same boat as some of these other guys. Real or fictional, I find little appeal in affectionate attachment of this nature.
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Banana_Mana
07/08/17 11:39:54 PM
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Gorbachev posted...
anime girls:
dont have stds
cant get pregnant
cant back talk you
aren't expensive
don't age
aren't selfish

etc


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Solid Snake07
07/08/17 11:42:00 PM
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I would assume one of two things. The obvious one is that women pay zero attention to them. The other is that a girl completely crushed them at one point.
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ManSpread
07/08/17 11:42:42 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
I would assume one of two things. The obvious one is that women pay zero attention to them. The other is that a girl completely crushed them at one point.

Option C: We have transcended humanity and our love exceeds the physical plane.
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pikachupwnage
07/08/17 11:42:55 PM
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For a lot of people it's just their kind of porn or even just shitposting and memes.

The obsessive ones tend to have some mental disorder.
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Solid Snake07
07/08/17 11:43:07 PM
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Gorbachev posted...
anime girls:
dont have stds
cant get pregnant
cant back talk you
aren't expensive
don't age
aren't selfish

etc



They also aren't real. And why would you care about STDs if you aren't having sex anyway?
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Offworlder1
07/08/17 11:43:32 PM
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DesuDeku posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
I still have no idea what a "waifu" is suppose to be.

Take mine for example.

r65i1AC

She's perfect in every way.

............That is a Pokemon, are you into beastiality or something ?!
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MetaSeraphim
07/08/17 11:44:49 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...

............That is a Pokemon, are you into beastiality or something ?!


It is a flower, how is that bestiality?
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Gorbachev
07/08/17 11:45:11 PM
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Solid Snake07 posted...
They also aren't real. And why would you care about STDs if you aren't having sex anyway?

found the guy with herpes
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Banana_Mana
07/08/17 11:45:15 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
DesuDeku posted...
Offworlder1 posted...
I still have no idea what a "waifu" is suppose to be.

Take mine for example.

r65i1AC

She's perfect in every way.

............That is a Pokemon, are you into beastiality or something ?!


Looks like an onion. Why don't you stick a spring onion up your arse instead?
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meralonne
07/08/17 11:46:30 PM
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I get the impression that the sole purpose of this topic is to flush out the weebs so that the TC can tag all of them for some reason I cannot yet fathom.
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weapon_d00d816
07/08/17 11:46:43 PM
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Not every social outcast becomes a weeb with a waifu. It's the ones with developmental issues. Us regular socially anxious outcasts just deal with the loneliness instead of pretending fictitious characters are real.
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Offworlder1
07/08/17 11:47:48 PM
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Pokemon are pocket monsters, that means they are animals or sentient objects, I stand by what I said, and you are a very weird group.
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Axiom
07/08/17 11:50:02 PM
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Gorbachev posted...
anime girls:
dont have stds
cant get pregnant
cant back talk you
aren't expensive
don't age
aren't selfish

etc

Oh great another bitter loser gimmick alt. Like Tadamoto wasn't bad enough
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MakoReizei
07/08/17 11:51:02 PM
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weapon_d00d816 posted...
Not every social outcast becomes a weeb with a waifu. It's the ones with developmental issues. Us regular socially anxious outcasts just deal with the loneliness instead of pretending fictitious characters are real.

you'll find a waifu eventually.
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MetaSeraphim
07/08/17 11:51:21 PM
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Offworlder1 posted...
Pokemon are pocket monsters, that means they are animals or sentient objects, I stand by what I said, and you are a very weird group.


Monsters and/or sentient objects =/= animals therefore sleeping with one would not equate bestiality.

And all of that is beside the point he merely said that she was his waifu, he implied nothing of a sexual nature. Why is your mind in the gutter?
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/08/17 11:53:34 PM
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I actually read through this tapestry of shit and I can say @FrenchCrunch is on point here.

Don't let them bring ya down man, they're just all lonely from what I can tell, and they don't know how to interact with women. They're so socially awkward, we can't understand this shit in the slightest.
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MetaSeraphim
07/08/17 11:58:19 PM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I actually read through this tapestry of shit


No you haven't because otherwise you wouldn't have said this.

Don't let them bring ya down man


Your use of 'them' here is incorrect. There is nobody in this thread trying to bring the TC down, the only hostile one is Th3HonestTruth. The rest of the people in this thread are merely answering the TC's question.
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LinksLiege
07/08/17 11:59:50 PM
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FrenchCrunch posted...
nah, that just wasnt funny. i dont have to laugh at every two bit comedian in order to have a sense of humor

You're taking this to seriously breh
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MakoReizei
07/09/17 12:01:58 AM
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I actually read through this tapestry of shit and I can say @FrenchCrunch is on point here.

Don't let them bring ya down man, they're just all lonely from what I can tell, and they don't know how to interact with women. They're so socially awkward, we can't understand this shit in the slightest.

if anything he's trying to bring us lonely people down.
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Johnny_Nutcase
07/09/17 12:02:42 AM
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MakoReizei posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I actually read through this tapestry of shit and I can say @FrenchCrunch is on point here.

Don't let them bring ya down man, they're just all lonely from what I can tell, and they don't know how to interact with women. They're so socially awkward, we can't understand this shit in the slightest.

if anything he's trying to bring us lonely people down.


How much lower can you go, really?
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DarkwingDidi
07/09/17 12:29:07 AM
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MetaSeraphim posted...
Offworlder1 posted...

............That is a Pokemon, are you into beastiality or something ?!


It is a flower, how is that bestiality?

Floraliality.
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