Current Events > If you were God, how would you have designed humans to look?

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YoshitoKikuchi
07/08/17 2:26:09 PM
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Think of all the possibilities...
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Hambo the Hog
07/08/17 2:27:23 PM
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In my image, of course. They'd all be ugly af.
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StarReaper13
07/08/17 2:29:32 PM
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Everybody would be attractive so nobody would be bitter and spiteful to others just because they feel insecure about their looks.
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Mal_Fet
07/08/17 2:35:34 PM
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First of all I'd make sure that the hole they eat through wasn't the same one they breathe through.
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WilliamPorygon
07/08/17 2:35:45 PM
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Men wouldn't have nipples
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gatorsPENSbucs
07/08/17 2:39:02 PM
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All with the same skin color so this racism shit wouldn't be talked about 24/7.
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Marmitecashews
07/08/17 2:39:46 PM
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They would be designed incompetently.
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12amMadman
07/08/17 2:40:15 PM
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Everyone would be humanoid versions of animals
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TheMarthKoopa
07/08/17 2:40:49 PM
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Everything would look like a Kyoto Animation production. More specifically, Sound Euphonium
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Tanoomba
07/08/17 2:41:55 PM
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If I were God, humans wouldn't be any more special to me than any other thing. So I wouldn't really care.
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/08/17 2:43:09 PM
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Tanoomba posted...
If I were God, humans wouldn't be any more special to me than any other thing. So I wouldn't really care.


So humans wouldn't be any smarter?
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stone
07/08/17 2:43:14 PM
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If I were God, humans wouldn't exist. Look at the state the planet is in because of humans.
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Blackstar110
07/08/17 2:43:54 PM
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eP7RK
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Tanoomba
07/08/17 2:44:50 PM
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...
Tanoomba posted...
If I were God, humans wouldn't be any more special to me than any other thing. So I wouldn't really care.


So humans wouldn't be any smarter?

They wouldn't be humans if they weren't what they are right now, they'd be some other thing.

stone posted...
If I were God, humans wouldn't exist. Look at the state the planet is in because of humans.

The universe is so big, and the earth is so pathetically small. There are trillions of galaxies/stars/planets. Earth probably isn't anything special.
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GOATSLAYER
07/08/17 2:48:46 PM
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OAT6hq2
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/08/17 6:58:06 PM
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bump
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Robert_T_Pooner
07/08/17 7:00:52 PM
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Well basically, I'd just copy the body we have now. Then, I'll add some fins to lower wind resistance. And a racing stripe would be pretty sharp.
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MetaSeraphim
07/08/17 7:05:02 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
Men wouldn't have nipples


That would look so weird.
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/08/17 7:08:18 PM
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Robert_T_Pooner posted...
Well basically, I'd just copy the body we have now. Then, I'll add some fins to lower wind resistance. And a racing stripe would be pretty sharp.


Classic line.
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ThanksUglyGod
07/08/17 7:08:26 PM
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With spikes and shit
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The Wheelman1
07/08/17 7:10:49 PM
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We would be able to fly, breath underwater, be immune to diseases, and never age (we will look 20 years old for the rest of our life).
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/08/17 8:08:00 PM
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The Wheelman1 posted...
We would be able to fly, breath underwater, be immune to diseases, and never age (we will look 20 years old for the rest of our life).


Overpopulation?
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KogaSteelfang
07/08/17 8:12:20 PM
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As shape shifters. There you go, you're born as a basic humanoid form, but the features grow are completely decided by you. Even if you choose a non humanoid form later. To combat being unidentifiable, people will have some sense able to identify individuals that they know.
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DragonPick
07/08/17 8:14:29 PM
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If I'm elected God, I'll make sure we don't jizz from where we piss and we'll have the ability to flip off more than two things at once.
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WilliamPorygon
07/08/17 8:23:09 PM
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MetaSeraphim posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
Men wouldn't have nipples


That would look so weird.


Well yeah, it would now that we've been used to it for however many millenia.
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MetaSeraphim
07/08/17 9:06:40 PM
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WilliamPorygon posted...
MetaSeraphim posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
Men wouldn't have nipples


That would look so weird.


Well yeah, it would now that we've been used to it for however many millenia.


It's not only that, it's the fact that females would still have nipples. There is no difference between male breasts and female breasts besides size, so the fact that one gender would have nipples on their breasts and the other wouldn't make any sense at all.
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WilliamPorygon
07/08/17 9:28:03 PM
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MetaSeraphim posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
MetaSeraphim posted...
WilliamPorygon posted...
Men wouldn't have nipples


That would look so weird.


Well yeah, it would now that we've been used to it for however many millenia.


It's not only that, it's the fact that females would still have nipples. There is no difference between male breasts and female breasts besides size, so the fact that one gender would have nipples on their breasts and the other wouldn't make any sense at all.


Okay then, I'll finish my thought: Women's nipples would be enclosed in small slits on each side of their vagina, like a dolphin's.
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awesome999
07/08/17 9:31:34 PM
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If I were God, I wouldn't exist
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/09/17 12:14:01 AM
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awesome999 posted...
If I were God, I wouldn't exist


Hmm
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Tmaster148
07/09/17 12:16:21 AM
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I would probably find it more entertaining to create the conditions for life to develop and sit back and watch it grow on it's own.
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MakoReizei
07/09/17 12:16:40 AM
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StarReaper13 posted...
Everybody would be attractive so nobody would be bitter and spiteful to others just because they feel insecure about their looks.

this but only for the women so every guy could get a 919.
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YoshitoKikuchi
07/09/17 6:13:15 PM
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Up
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