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deupd_u 07/08/17 11:07:47 AM #1:	https://media.tenor.com/images/0b262ccac66a26019f18d1e58d15cc25/tenor.gif --- Snipers don't shoot at paper, they shoot watermelons. http://i.imgur.com/jo511lG.jpg <cite>deupd_u posted [p:882544746] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote>https://media.tenor.com/images/0b262ccac66a26019f18d1e58d15cc25/tenor.gif</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
awesome999 07/08/17 11:09:29 AM #2:	I've seen that before Never gets old --- When it's kids, it's "bullying" but if it were adults, it's stalking, harassment, assault, criminal threats and just general abuse. -Tmk <cite>awesome999 posted [p:882544806] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote>I've seen that before Never gets old</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GODTIER 07/08/17 11:10:36 AM #3:	welp im about to drive to petsmart later guyz --- #freesquader <cite>GODTIER posted [p:882544829] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote>welp im about to drive to petsmart later guyz</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
OrtegaTron 07/08/17 11:14:38 AM #4:	Translates to "of course I want to fuck, but my daddy didn't love me so you better!" --- The red flag is false hope <cite>OrtegaTron posted [p:882544982] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote>Translates to "of course I want to fuck, but my daddy didn't love me so you better!"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
langystar 07/08/17 11:16:47 AM #5:	"I swear I never do this" --- Blue Falcon Actual, Jimmy Amos <cite>langystar posted [p:882545057] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote>"I swear I never do this"</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
HypnoCoosh 07/08/17 11:23:23 AM #6:	GODTIER posted... welp im about to drive to petsmart later guyz shocker --- We make men without chests and expect from them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honor and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. - C.S. Lewis <cite>HypnoCoosh posted [p:882545295] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote><cite>GODTIER posted...</cite> <quote>welp im about to drive to petsmart later guyz</quote> shocker</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 07/08/17 11:40:38 AM #7:	I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night --- No one gets in the way of my frisbee games! NO ONE! <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:882545899] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote>I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
GODTIER 07/08/17 11:42:39 AM #8:	HypnoCoosh posted... GODTIER posted... welp im about to drive to petsmart later guyz shocker dont act like that shit didnt make you feel some type of way --- #freesquader <cite>GODTIER posted [p:882545962] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote><cite>HypnoCoosh posted...</cite> <quote><cite>GODTIER posted...</cite> <quote>welp im about to drive to petsmart later guyz</quote> shocker</quote> dont act like that shit didnt make you feel some type of way</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DarkChozoGhost 07/08/17 11:48:33 AM #9:	FrisbeeDude posted... I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night haha --- My sister's dog bit a hole in my Super Mario Land cartridge. It still works though - Skye Reynolds 3DS FC: 3239-5612-0115 <cite>DarkChozoGhost posted [p:882546184] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote>I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night</quote> haha</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
NightMarishPie 07/08/17 11:49:46 AM #10:	every damn time too --- "Who dares, wins" 3DS FC: 1521 3697 7272 <cite>NightMarishPie posted [p:882546220] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote>every damn time too</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
DrizztLink 07/08/17 11:49:59 AM #11:	FrisbeeDude posted... I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night --- http://guidesmedia.ign.com/guides/9846/images/slowpoke.gif <cite>DrizztLink posted [p:882546226] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote>I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night</quote> </quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blackstar110 07/08/17 12:09:56 PM #12:	FrisbeeDude posted... I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night damn I feel kind of bad for her/other women in that position. Like, I think MOST of us agree that casually hooking up in the 21st century is not really that big a deal. It's not something I was ever interested in, but I don't think people who do it are inherently scummier than I am. But the fact that the girl felt she was "supposed" to put that in her profile regardless of the truth (correctly so; everyone wants to have sex, but no one wants to have sex with a whore!!!!) compounded by the fact that she then considered herself a slut is kinda grim. --- -Shred <cite>Blackstar110 posted [p:882546996] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote>I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night</quote> damn I feel kind of bad for her/other women in that position. Like, I think MOST of us agree that casually hooking up in the 21st century is not really that big a deal. It's not something I was ever interested in, but I don't think people who do it are inherently scummier than I am. But the fact that the girl felt she was "supposed" to put that in her profile regardless of the truth (correctly so; everyone wants to have sex, but no one wants to have sex with a whore!!!!) compounded by the fact that she then considered herself a slut is kinda grim.</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
Blackstar110 07/08/17 12:10:12 PM #13:	GOAT reaction though --- -Shred <cite>Blackstar110 posted [p:882547012] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote><quote></quote> GOAT reaction though</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
stoltenberg11 07/08/17 12:21:52 PM #14:	FrisbeeDude posted... I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night this is a quality story --- You're such a boring characterless entity. Try getting laid once in a while and maybe you'll have friends and find out what a "joke" is. - derrate <cite>stoltenberg11 posted [p:882547503] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote>I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night</quote> this is a quality story</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
FrisbeeDude 07/08/17 12:25:46 PM #15:	I feel kind of bad for her/other women in that position. Like, I think MOST of us agree that casually hooking up in the 21st century is not really that big a deal. It's not something I was ever interested in, but I don't think people who do it are inherently scummier than I am. But the fact that the girl felt she was "supposed" to put that in her profile regardless of the truth (correctly so; everyone wants to have sex, but no one wants to have sex with a whore!!!!) compounded by the fact that she then considered herself a slut is kinda grim. I've never seen such introspection combined with a soul crushing commitment to conformity. It was weird as fuck --- No one gets in the way of my frisbee games! NO ONE! <cite>FrisbeeDude posted [p:882547635] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote>I feel kind of bad for her/other women in that position. Like, I think MOST of us agree that casually hooking up in the 21st century is not really that big a deal. It's not something I was ever interested in, but I don't think people who do it are inherently scummier than I am. But the fact that the girl felt she was "supposed" to put that in her profile regardless of the truth (correctly so; everyone wants to have sex, but no one wants to have sex with a whore!!!!) compounded by the fact that she then considered herself a slut is kinda grim. I've never seen such introspection combined with a soul crushing commitment to conformity. It was weird as fuck</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
chill02 07/08/17 1:11:34 PM #16:	stoltenberg11 posted... FrisbeeDude posted... I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night this is a quality story --- Ave, true to Caesar. <cite>chill02 posted [p:882549512] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote><cite>stoltenberg11 posted...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote>I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night</quote> this is a quality story</quote></quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
purplebelf 07/08/17 1:12:58 PM #17:	FrisbeeDude posted... I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night 10/10 --- don't call it a comeback, i've been here for years <cite>purplebelf posted [p:882549570] in "NOT ... [t:75543825]...</cite> <quote><cite>FrisbeeDude posted...</cite> <quote>I'll never forget the moment I was laying on an air mattress of a girl I just hooked up who had that exact line in her profile. We exchanged maybe 20 messages before I was at her place. I'm laying there, drunk off Canadian mist and other substances when i blurt out "why do you put on your profile that you aren't looking to fuck when you are?", to which she replies "I dunno. I guess that's just what you're supposed to put there" A few minutes of silence, filled by the episode of family guy that was playing on the DVD I brought ('Brian sings and swings' in case anyone was interested in the episode) go by when i work up the courage to ask... "Do you consider yourself a slut?" "Yeah...I think so" I can't remember ever again feeling so depressed and turned on at the same time. I stayed the night</quote> 10/10</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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