Current Events > As a king, I should be able to knight myself, right?

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Sir King Rial.
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king of poop

haha
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Sir Zurkon of Rightness.

SquantoZ is the new court Jester. >___<
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Nope. That's the Prime Minister's job.... <_<
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I want to be knighted
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You can't take a title that is less than yours, you Crusader King II noob.

pics of Queen Rial
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knight me daddy
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PikachuMaxwell the heretic!

Sir Uncle_Drew

Sir Kaname_Madoka

Dash_Harber the town drunk!
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*throws rocks at the throne*
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All hail the king.
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King Rial posted...

Dash_Harber the town drunk!

Hey I'm ... actually alright with this. Booze for everyone (on someone else, of course)!

Lord @StarReaper13, of the Celestial Sky!

Off with the head of @Lost_All_Senses.

Poor @Dash_Harber. Do you think this is a mere game? This the Kingdom of CE. This is real life!
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Can i get a second tria*head flies off*
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Can i have Lost_All_Senses head
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You COULD, but why would you want to? Knights have to go through training and defend the realm and all that shit. You really want that IN ADDITION to having to run the kingdom?
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we will knight you, as a martian knight.

it's martian law right now.
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King Rial posted...

Lord @StarReaper13, of the Celestial Sky!

I get to be a lord.

Cool.
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If we're just handing out titles I'll take one.
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All should show respect to @blahblahfatbomb, holder of Retched Head of @Lost_All_Senses. May i one day be reunited with the repentant one.

Arise, Sir @kingdrake2, Royal Magistrate of Mars, from Olympus Mons to Tharsis!
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Of course Your Highness.
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Not to ask to much my Lord. But what are planning on doing with his body.
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Well, I had planned on making it into a delightful suit, however...

Do you want the body as well?
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It would please your humble servant to have it.
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I will take one order of "Lord suhleepy" plz your majesy highness person

King Rial posted...

Poor @Dash_Harber. Do you think this is a mere game? This the Kingdom of CE. This is real life!

Back when I was king *hic*, the streets were paved with gold! And everyone was married to supermodels! And the otters! Oh my god,*hic* the otters!

I hereby bequeath the the now rotting body of @Lost_All_Senses to @blahblahfatbomb.

Arise, Lord @suhleepy of Ordering Shit.

Count @pikachupwnage, the wise.

Lord Har- What's this?!!!

harley2280 posted...

"Hail to the King Baby."

Either you foolishly mock your King, or you are in fact serving the Pale One! A servant cannot have two masters. You must choose!
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Dash_Harber posted...

King Rial posted...

Poor @Dash_Harber. Do you think this is a mere game? This the Kingdom of CE. This is real life!

Back when I was king *hic*, the streets were paved with gold! And everyone was married to supermodels! And the otters! Oh my god,*hic* the otters!

*joins the Dash_Harber for king faction*

Looks like @blahblahfatbomb has another juicy HEAD coming his way.

I'm now starting to wonder what he is doing with all of these body parts, I must say.
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I want to be SirCornMan
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*head rolls across the room towards body but stops as someone spots it*
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

I want to be SirCornMan

MY MASTER!
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ILoveCornMan posted...

DocileOrangeCup posted...

I want to be SirCornMan

MY MASTER!

ahh my noble servant. how nice to see you on such a fine day.
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Making a puppet show my Lord. After I defile them of course.

I may have said to much.

*Lost_All_Senses head falls off counter*

That was weird
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*whirls penis around*
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My Lord I think this is just a miss understanding. I'm telling people they should hail to you our rightful king.
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hi
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You should Knight Doge next
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

I want to be SirCornMan

Certainly, Most Docile Corn of Man. You and your boy should put on your nicest rags. I hear blahblah is putting on a very filthy puppet show!


KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...

*whirls penis around*

Baron @KLouD_KoNNeCteD!


Lord @chill02 needs our best scientists.
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sir king more like sucking lolololol
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Id like to be knighted but was born into a lowly pheasant family
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Lowly no more, Lord @Touch of Birds.

Also, off with the head of the foolish @DrizztLink. @blahblahfatbomb has so many heads, now.
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Am I worthy?
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But of course Koga of Chastity.
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i thought we were cool
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King Rial posted...

But of course Koga of Chastity.

What if I get laid?
Hey, it could happen...
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DrizztLink posted...

i thought we were cool

We were until you insulted the throne! But since @blahblahfatbomb has yet to collect your head, I shall grant you reprieve from your date. Note that you do not deserve this kindness, @DrizztLink, but the Sir King is most generous. And awfully fat and lazy.
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*sticks hand up a head*

*does ventriloquist*

Call me fatbomb my Lord
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I guess they were right.

When you play the game of thrones, you win or you cry.

;.;
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