Current Events > Goku vs The Flash in a race. Who wins?

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Both at their most powerful forms.
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Flash already beat instant transmission.
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Doesn't Goku have instant transmission?
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Tropicalwood posted...

Flash already beat instant transmission.

Hadoken92 posted...

Doesn't Goku have instant transmission?

Amazing post sequence.
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Well which flash are we talking about here?

Whoops didn't see the op, the flash.
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most powerful Flash would be Wally post crisis , unless I'm wrong here.
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Flash, like extremely easily
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Goku
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Flash is already at the finish line before Goku even finishes the thought of using instant transmission
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apocalyptic_4 posted...

Flash is already at the finish line before Goku even finishes the thought of using instant transmission

But Goku can instant transmission to another planet
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goku doesnt travel. he teleports anywhere in the universe

he can even teleport outside of hte universe

it really just boils down to whoever thinks about doing the action first

At his most powerful, Flash.
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Goku can beat Superman in a fight and he can beat The Flash in a race.
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Zurkon posted...

FighterStreet posted...

goku doesnt travel. he teleports anywhere in the universe

he can even teleport outside of hte universe

it really just boils down to whoever thinks about doing the action first

That would be the Flash then. He can perceive events in attoseconds.

is that why he was always so stupid in the cartoons
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Goku can teleport across the universe and move faster than time

The Flash still wins
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DifferentialEquation posted...

Goku can beat Superman in a fight and he can beat The Flash in a race.

lol
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FL81 posted...

Goku can teleport across the universe and move faster than time

The Flash still wins

Don't you mean light?

But yeah, prime flash wins
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How come ppl never mention dat flash was given power by everyone else when he beat dat teleporter lol



whis, berus, vegeta giving goku their power would rekt flash, not dat he needs it. goku always wins
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None of them can beat Batman with time to plan
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Lightsasori posted...

DifferentialEquation posted...

Goku can beat Superman in a fight and he can beat The Flash in a race.

lol

True conjunction False is False
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Flash not only beat instant teleportation, but he also ran to the literal end of time and outran death itself.

Goku doesn't have a chance.
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Solar_Crimson posted...

Flash not only beat instant teleportation, but he also ran to the literal end of time and outran death itself.

that sound stupid as fuck

these inane competitions between dbz and dc need to start having some handicaps imposed based on absurdity of the writing, since both are pretty absurd but dc seems to be in a league of its own in that regard.
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Isn't flash limited to the earth? So... Goku wins by default in any race from one planet to another.
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Prime Flash can run time in reverse and can pull people into the speedforce. Goku can't touch him, literally.
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K181 posted...

Isn't flash limited to the earth? So... Goku wins by default in any race from one planet to another.

Nope
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Flash saved the population of Chongin North Korea from a nuclear blast after the blast started. Within .00001 microseconds. By carrying them out one or two at a time to a safe distance. 616 some million people. This is something absurd, but grounded in the knowable.

Imagine how fast the Flash had to be traveling. Starting in a city that he'd never been in before. Having grabbing a person or two. Running a safe distance. Returning. Finding a few more. Repeat ~313 million times. So fast that the nuclear explosion would seem frozen. After all, it, and light itself, would only expand outward three meters (3.27 yards) while this is going on.

With each save it is harder to find people. So as he beats he nears the end he has to search the city. Go into each home, reach office, each room, to make sure he misses no one in a city twice the size of Pittsburgh.

It may not be his greatest feat, but it has to be in the top five. The day the Flash didn't outrun a nuke. He ran 313 million laps around it.

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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Flash saved the population of Chongin North Korea from a nuclear blast after the blast started. Within .00001 microseconds. By carrying them out one or two at a time to a safe distance. 616 some million people. This is something absurd, but grounded in the knowable.

Imagine how fast the Flash had to be traveling. Starting in a city that he'd never been in before. Having grabbing a person or two. Running a safe distance. Returning. Finding a few more. Repeat ~313 million times. So fast that the nuclear explosion would seem frozen. After all, it, and light itself, would only expand outward three meters (3.27 yards) while this is going on.

With each save it is harder to find people. So as he beats he nears the end he has to search the city. Go into each home, reach office, each room, to make sure he misses no one in a city twice the size of Pittsburgh.

It may not be his greatest feat, but it has to be in the top five. The day the Flash didn't outrun a nuke. He ran 313 million laps around it.

I would like to see this
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This must be why DC is so unpopular in general, so many of their superheroes have BS powers.
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Kelystic posted...

I would like to see this

I edited the panels into the post. The Flash is my GOAT superhero.
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GOAT

and that;s Barry right?
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FighterStreet posted...

goku doesnt travel. he teleports anywhere in the universe

he can even teleport outside of hte universe

it really just boils down to whoever thinks about doing the action first

Flash moves and thinks faster than thought (if that last part makes any sense)
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Kelystic posted...

GOAT

and that;s Barry right?

Not sure. Barry or Wally. Barry is the fastest speedster though. He created the Speedforce, at least that's what they're going with currently in the Button/Rbirth/Watchmen universe merger thing.

Another interesting thing that's going on is Reverse Flash remembers being killed by Thomas Wayne in Flashpoint.

Then in a recent detective comics he ran through time and encountered Doctor Manhattan and when he returned all he could say was "I saw...God..." Before his body disintigrated on the ground.
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How does he ever have any adversaries or challenges if he's that fast? What makes him an interesting character?
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Bloodychess posted...

FighterStreet posted...

goku doesnt travel. he teleports anywhere in the universe

he can even teleport outside of hte universe

it really just boils down to whoever thinks about doing the action first

Flash moves and thinks faster than thought (if that last part makes any sense)

Flash perceives events faster than an attosecond.

That's the amount of time it takes light to travel from one side of an atom all the way to the other.

Now, I don't know how many of you dogs of the scurviest sea read comics, but I do a big pile of comics. One thing that blows my mind is how completely insane the powers in the DC universe are. Look at Superman. This guy has more powers than French restaurants have ways to say "your taste in wine is atrocious". He has powers to do with every part of his body and then some. He forgets powers sometimes. He can shoot heat rays out of his eyes, frost breath from his mouth and red son radiation from his ass. He's that sort of crazy dude. All because he absorbs solar radiation.

Look at Batman. His power? The anti-power. Sure, he should be some tame, kung fun master of not much, but instead he's the hottest s*** to ever s*** on a plate. You got a power? He'll find your weakness and give you seizures or heart attacks. He'll light you on fire when you're sleeping or make you recharge your green lantern ring in the power outlet. Ten thousand volts of f*** you batman. That's Batman.

But the f***ing Flash, my god, my F***ING GOD, this man has the greatest powers of all. If Superman's powers are being sucked off by twin super models and batman coming home to discover your wife is not only bisexual but has two friends she wants you to 'get in on' then the Flash is an orgy with a thousand women who also want to pay your World of Warcraft billing. And click the mouse for you. This man is just that f***ing hot. They have to power him down in the comics half the time just to keep him from doing everyone else's job.

Ok first off, he can travel at lightspeed. Mother f***! Not only does he travel at lightspeed, but time slows down for him. So he feels like he's having a casual jog or reading the paper, meanwhile, his feet are moving so fast you can hear him coming from Montana while he's already gotten to Arizona. That's f***ing fast. But wait! The ability to move at Lightspeed just isn't f***ing enough!

I know! Christ this guy can punch you so many times in a second you've been hit five times in the c*** and two times everywhere else. You think you're about to fight the Flash and then it hits you, for the last split second he's beaned your beanbags with more blows than you had sperm. But no, there's more!

The Flash can also vibrate through walls. Now last I heard, you can not move so fast you can vibrate through walls, so what actually happens is the Flash is so fast he can pick and choose the movement of his individual molecules and move them through other solid objects, phasing through solid matter like it ain't no thing. I mean you think a guy who runs at lightspeed would run into s*** but no, the Flash just goes right through them. To top that with a cherry and some whipped cream (which the Flash made in like a millisecond, f***er) he can selectively choose to cause objects to be "okay" afterwards or F***ING EXPLODE. That's right. He can run through you and make you blow up by transfering kinetic energy into you. Like Jesus. IT's bad enough you can't hit this guy, but he doesn't even have to punch you. Now your testicles have exploded and you're thinking you're about to hit him. Jesus? Just give it up. He's the f***ing Flash.

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Now imagine that somehow there's someone who can get around the Flash blowing your balls up secret ninja technique. Ok. He can also control the flow of energy between objects. This power makes no sense but basically he can throw a rock at you, and you think it's going slow and then he's like WHOOHOOO WIZARDLY FLASH POWERS and bam it's going at lightspeed. So he can throw seven million rocks at you in a second then make them all goes different speeds thus striking your nads with seven million rocks one after the other.

But wait! There's more! He can also take energy from the very power of speed and make clothes out of it. Yes. Flash makes his pants out of GOES FAST. The man is so fast he can make Flash pants that GOES FAST go right into. I don't even start to understand the physics of that but basically SPEED == REALLY TIGHT UNDERWEAR AND COOL LIGHTNING THINGIES OVER THE EAR. You would think this is the end of it but ok let's say Flash is fighting Superman and s*** he's going to lose and F*** how is Superman THIS f***ing strong? I don't know he must be Superman fused with Batman into some sort of guy with tons of plans on how to punch you far harder than anyone else ok to end it off the Flash can GO BACK OR FORWARD IN TIME ON COMMAND.

How do you beat this dude? You're thinking you're hashing him good, laying down the beatdown, missing your balls and suddenly BAM YOUR MOM FELL DOWN THE STAIRS TWENTY YEARS AGO and there's a dent in your forehead and Superman not thunk so gud no more. Actually she didn't fall down the stairs the Flash put speed into them so they fell up her! F*** you Flash! You moved the stairs to Soviet f***ing russia! RUSH-A! B****.

Oh, and lastly his greatest power is he isn't fast in bed. He takes it slow and gets all the ladies with his superpowers then actually satisfies them in the sack. Who the Hell is this guy? You'd think he could AT LEAST be a premature ejaculator since his p***** is moving at lightspeed but NOOOO he's even good in bed.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is why Wolverine sucks c*** and should go die in a freak greasefire.

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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Flash saved the population of Chongin North Korea from a nuclear blast after the blast started. Within .00001 microseconds. By carrying them out one or two at a time to a safe distance. 616 some million people. This is something absurd, but grounded in the knowable.

Imagine how fast the Flash had to be traveling. Starting in a city that he'd never been in before. Having grabbing a person or two. Running a safe distance. Returning. Finding a few more. Repeat ~313 million times. So fast that the nuclear explosion would seem frozen. After all, it, and light itself, would only expand outward three meters (3.27 yards) while this is going on.

With each save it is harder to find people. So as he beats he nears the end he has to search the city. Go into each home, reach office, each room, to make sure he misses no one in a city twice the size of Pittsburgh.

It may not be his greatest feat, but it has to be in the top five. The day the Flash didn't outrun a nuke. He ran 313 million laps around it.

Wouldn't those people he saved died from the sudden acceleration and deceleration?
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Malfurion posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Flash saved the population of Chongin North Korea from a nuclear blast after the blast started. Within .00001 microseconds. By carrying them out one or two at a time to a safe distance. 616 some million people. This is something absurd, but grounded in the knowable.

Imagine how fast the Flash had to be traveling. Starting in a city that he'd never been in before. Having grabbing a person or two. Running a safe distance. Returning. Finding a few more. Repeat ~313 million times. So fast that the nuclear explosion would seem frozen. After all, it, and light itself, would only expand outward three meters (3.27 yards) while this is going on.

With each save it is harder to find people. So as he beats he nears the end he has to search the city. Go into each home, reach office, each room, to make sure he misses no one in a city twice the size of Pittsburgh.

It may not be his greatest feat, but it has to be in the top five. The day the Flash didn't outrun a nuke. He ran 313 million laps around it.

Wouldn't those people he saved died from the sudden acceleration and deceleration?

Speedforce brah
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YellowSUV posted...

This must be why DC is so unpopular in general, so many of their superheroes have BS powers.

"GOKU is the best he would beat Superman"

"explains why he wouldn't"

"Superman is way too powerful he's boring"
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Malfurion posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

Flash saved the population of Chongin North Korea from a nuclear blast after the blast started. Within .00001 microseconds. By carrying them out one or two at a time to a safe distance. 616 some million people. This is something absurd, but grounded in the knowable.

Imagine how fast the Flash had to be traveling. Starting in a city that he'd never been in before. Having grabbing a person or two. Running a safe distance. Returning. Finding a few more. Repeat ~313 million times. So fast that the nuclear explosion would seem frozen. After all, it, and light itself, would only expand outward three meters (3.27 yards) while this is going on.

With each save it is harder to find people. So as he beats he nears the end he has to search the city. Go into each home, reach office, each room, to make sure he misses no one in a city twice the size of Pittsburgh.

It may not be his greatest feat, but it has to be in the top five. The day the Flash didn't outrun a nuke. He ran 313 million laps around it.

Wouldn't those people he saved died from the sudden acceleration and deceleration?

Speedforce: the explanation for all shit that doesn't make sense and can't be explained with general physics.
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Tropicalwood posted...

Speedforce brah

Wuts dat brah
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Paper_Okami posted...

YellowSUV posted...

This must be why DC is so unpopular in general, so many of their superheroes have BS powers.

"GOKU is the best he would beat Superman"

"explains why he wouldn't"

"Superman is way too powerful he's boring"

It has been a huge complaint about DC before DBZ was ever popular in America and before Goku vs Superman was a thing.
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voldothegr8 posted...

Paper_Okami posted...

YellowSUV posted...

This must be why DC is so unpopular in general, so many of their superheroes have BS powers.

"GOKU is the best he would beat Superman"

"explains why he wouldn't"

"Superman is way too powerful he's boring"

It has been a huge complaint about DC before DBZ was ever popular in America and before Goku vs Superman was a thing.

Well there have been plenty of well written DC comics and one badly written DBZ.
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how ignorant does one have to be to think goku has a chance here
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Now that I think about it, Goku is weak sauce compared to a lot of the DC characters
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YellowSUV posted...

This must be why DC is so unpopular in general, so many of their superheroes have BS powers.

Marvel is just as guilty of this if you want to complain about Super Heroes having BS powers.
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BoyOfBattle posted...

how ignorant does one have to be to think goku has a chance here

Goku fanboys are straight-up delusional.
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lmao western comics is basically fanfic asspulls
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Lightsasori posted...

YellowSUV posted...

This must be why DC is so unpopular in general, so many of their superheroes have BS powers.

Marvel is just as guilty of this if you want to complain about Super Heroes having BS powers.

Difference being that DC has flagship heroes who are broken as hell while Marvels flagship heroes are more "human" so to speak, thus can play the underdog role better which in turn creates better tension.
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