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YoshitoKikuchi
06/03/17 9:13:20 PM
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What would you do with your new abilities?
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DoctorVader
06/03/17 9:14:04 PM
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Take over the planet.

Checkmate Avengers.
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CelestialVoices
06/03/17 9:14:33 PM
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MJ_Max
06/03/17 9:14:39 PM
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Cry
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Pastryarchy
06/03/17 9:17:29 PM
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I go to Burger King and order a 5 piece thing of chicken nuggets, BUT I COMMAND THEM TO GIVE ME 10!

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Zack_Attackv1
06/03/17 9:18:39 PM
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BillyKidd
06/03/17 9:19:35 PM
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acquire currency, disregard females
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Gamer99z
06/03/17 9:20:38 PM
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Literally whatever I want.
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TrollSlayer11
06/03/17 9:24:08 PM
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Gamer99z posted...
Literally whatever I want.


This. I wouldn't go overboard though I would just absolutely kill it at my sales job and make amazing paper and be the hero of my company. Maybe I would rob a few people or a bank. Would definitely abuse it to bang the hottest women.

But I wouldn't go full villain I'd still maintain a job and keep up appearances as best as I could. Only problem is I think his power is always "on" so every suggestion or question or command would result in people doing it. I'd have to totally change my speaking style.
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Back_Stabbath
06/03/17 9:25:23 PM
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TrollSlayer11 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Literally whatever I want.


This. I wouldn't go overboard though I would just absolutely kill it at my sales job and make amazing paper and be the hero of my company. Maybe I would rob a few people or a bank. Would definitely abuse it to bang the hottest women.

But I wouldn't go full villain I'd still maintain a job and keep up appearances as best as I could. Only problem is I think his power is always "on" so every suggestion or question or command would result in people doing it. I'd have to totally change my speaking style.

yeah no more telling people to go f*** themselves
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/03/17 9:52:04 PM
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Back_Stabbath posted...
TrollSlayer11 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Literally whatever I want.


This. I wouldn't go overboard though I would just absolutely kill it at my sales job and make amazing paper and be the hero of my company. Maybe I would rob a few people or a bank. Would definitely abuse it to bang the hottest women.

But I wouldn't go full villain I'd still maintain a job and keep up appearances as best as I could. Only problem is I think his power is always "on" so every suggestion or question or command would result in people doing it. I'd have to totally change my speaking style.

yeah no more telling people to go f*** themselves


Can you imagine!?
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cjsdowg
06/03/17 9:57:38 PM
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I would talk myself into a great job, then from there I wlll get all the ladies that I want. NOT due to the power of suggestion since that is a kind of creepy but due to the fact that I would be rich.
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KayfabeTactics
06/03/17 10:02:25 PM
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MorbidFaithless
06/03/17 10:06:36 PM
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If you're using the power to make someone have sex with you, that is rape. Remember that.
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06/03/17 10:19:52 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
If you're using the power to make someone have sex with you, that is rape. Remember that.

"Have sex with me, enjoy it, and then erase it from your memory afterwards"
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MorbidFaithless
06/03/17 10:20:53 PM
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-------------- posted...
MorbidFaithless posted...
If you're using the power to make someone have sex with you, that is rape. Remember that.

"Have sex with me, enjoy it, and then erase it from your memory afterwards"

That's even worse.
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ThyCorndog
06/03/17 10:24:17 PM
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Pastryarchy posted...
I go to Burger King and order a 5 piece thing of chicken nuggets, BUT I COMMAND THEM TO GIVE ME 10!

dJr01P9

Lol
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au_gold
06/03/17 10:24:36 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
If you're using the power to make someone have sex with you, that is rape. Remember that.

What if they're unsure about having sex with you and leaning towards a yes, so you just help make the decision easier for them?
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MorbidFaithless
06/03/17 10:27:42 PM
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au_gold posted...
What if they're unsure about having sex with you and leaning towards a yes, so you just help make the decision easier for them?

Sorry, no. People are already pressured into sex without the other person having mind control powers.
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TrollSlayer11
06/03/17 10:28:33 PM
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MorbidFaithless posted...
If you're using the power to make someone have sex with you, that is rape. Remember that.


Well when you're a demi-god you don't have to worry about morals or rules. Remember THAT.
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au_gold
06/03/17 10:29:55 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i dunno, i have no idea who Kilgrave is

The best live action Marvel villain.
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legolas0008
06/03/17 10:30:41 PM
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Convince Gaben to make Half Life 3
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DarthDemented
06/03/17 10:31:18 PM
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Make the world engage in the most epic farting contest ever.
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MorbidFaithless
06/03/17 10:37:43 PM
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TrollSlayer11 posted...
MorbidFaithless posted...
If you're using the power to make someone have sex with you, that is rape. Remember that.


Well when you're a demi-god you don't have to worry about morals or rules. Remember THAT.

Well I mean yeah there's also that. But like don't pretend you'd still be an ok guy if you're raping people.
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prince_leo
06/03/17 10:40:46 PM
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TrollSlayer11 posted...
wouldn't go full villain

TrollSlayer11 posted...
Would definitely abuse it to bang the hottest women.

hmmm
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The Deadpool
06/03/17 10:42:58 PM
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TrollSlayer11 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Literally whatever I want.


This. I wouldn't go overboard though I would just absolutely kill it at my sales job and make amazing paper and be the hero of my company. Maybe I would rob a few people or a bank. Would definitely abuse it to bang the hottest women.

But I wouldn't go full villain


No. Just a little theft and some rape. No big deal...
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Duncanwii
06/03/17 10:43:44 PM
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Why can't people call him by his supervillain name, The Purple Man?
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Back_Stabbath
06/03/17 10:44:05 PM
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DuranOfForcena posted...
i kill some graves

i dunno, i have no idea who Kilgrave is

he releases a pheromone pretty much 24/7 that makes anyone do exactly what he says.
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TrollSlayer11
06/03/17 10:49:13 PM
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The Deadpool posted...
TrollSlayer11 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Literally whatever I want.


This. I wouldn't go overboard though I would just absolutely kill it at my sales job and make amazing paper and be the hero of my company. Maybe I would rob a few people or a bank. Would definitely abuse it to bang the hottest women.

But I wouldn't go full villain


No. Just a little theft and some rape. No big deal...


Gotta live a little man. You only live once
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The Deadpool
06/03/17 10:51:07 PM
#31:


TrollSlayer11 posted...
The Deadpool posted...
TrollSlayer11 posted...
Gamer99z posted...
Literally whatever I want.


This. I wouldn't go overboard though I would just absolutely kill it at my sales job and make amazing paper and be the hero of my company. Maybe I would rob a few people or a bank. Would definitely abuse it to bang the hottest women.

But I wouldn't go full villain


No. Just a little theft and some rape. No big deal...


Gotta live a little man. You only live once



What does that have to do with admitting you'd be a villain?
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TrollSlayer11
06/03/17 10:52:44 PM
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The Deadpool posted...
What does that have to do with admitting you'd be a villain?


Hey I never claimed to be a good guy lol. In all honesty if I were given superpowers I probably would be a villain.

Me and my friends have even joked about the fact that if we had superpowers I would probably end up as a villain. Whatever bruh. Embrace your nature.
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GOATSLAYER
06/03/17 10:56:09 PM
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Find some way to get close to Trump during a rally or a White House tour or something and then get him to transfer half of his money into my bank account. Then I spend the rest of my life traveling, banging hot chicks and going on adventures like climbing mountains and scuba diving and visiting the international space station
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TrollSlayer11
06/03/17 11:00:34 PM
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GOATSLAYER posted...
Find some way to get close to Trump during a rally or a White House tour or something and then get him to transfer half of his money into my bank account.


Why not just pick any billionaire without a Secret Service detail, constant surveillance, and the powers of the most powerful military intelligence apparatus in human history at his disposal? Why make things difficult?
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GOATSLAYER
06/03/17 11:03:06 PM
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TrollSlayer11 posted...
GOATSLAYER posted...
Find some way to get close to Trump during a rally or a White House tour or something and then get him to transfer half of his money into my bank account.


Why not just pick any billionaire without a Secret Service detail, constant surveillance, and the powers of the most powerful military intelligence apparatus in human history at his disposal? Why make things difficult?

Everything in life will come easily to me, so I might as well try to do something semi challenging. Besides, all I'm trying to do is talk to him.
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Sada_Pop
06/03/17 11:19:01 PM
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I'd want nothing to do with those powers
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/04/17 6:15:18 PM
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bump
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G_G
06/04/17 6:16:54 PM
#38:


make anime real
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/04/17 6:28:12 PM
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G_G posted...
make anime real


How?
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G_G
06/04/17 6:28:39 PM
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convince everyone including myself using my telepathy that it is real
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Doom_Art
06/04/17 6:31:43 PM
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TrollSlayer11 posted...
Why not just pick any billionaire without a Secret Service detail, constant surveillance, and the powers of the most powerful military intelligence apparatus in human history at his disposal? Why make things difficult?

better question is why not pick someone who's actually a billionaire
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dirtycommunist
06/04/17 6:32:19 PM
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Tell someone to play tennis with me.
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YoshitoKikuchi
06/04/17 8:13:02 PM
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dirtycommunist posted...
Tell someone to play tennis with me.


Hmm, why?
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Pastryarchy
06/04/17 8:22:57 PM
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G_G posted...
convince everyone including myself using my telepathy that it is real

Killgrave's (Purple Man) powers are pheromone based. His body chemicals have to be inhaled or absorbed for him to have control over someone, which typically means room contact. He can't influence you over the phone or through an air tight window.

If the show did otherwise, they didn't bother with continuity then.

He's actually had his ass handed to him by actual telepaths in the comics because he had no enhanced mental resistance to telepathy. They just had to do it from a distance.
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Anarchy_Juiblex
06/04/17 8:27:30 PM
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Build a mega fortress under ground. Something akin to a Vault. Abduct anyone worth a damn, nuke the world.
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ReignFury
06/04/17 8:56:50 PM
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The first thing I would do is work on expanding my power, the end game would mobilising everyone on the planet towards genetic engineering, mind uploading and space exploration.
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G_G
06/04/17 9:50:23 PM
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Pastryarchy posted...
G_G posted...
convince everyone including myself using my telepathy that it is real

Killgrave's (Purple Man) powers are pheromone based. His body chemicals have to be inhaled or absorbed for him to have control over someone, which typically means room contact. He can't influence you over the phone or through an air tight window.

If the show did otherwise, they didn't bother with continuity then.

He's actually had his ass handed to him by actual telepaths in the comics because he had no enhanced mental resistance to telepathy. They just had to do it from a distance.

ok cool then id just mind control myself to make anime real idc
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