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Veggeta X
05/26/17 2:22:43 PM
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"I'm laid back and love going on new adventures. I enjoy going out with friends but also appreciate a quiet evening at home watching netflix with some wine. My family is everything to me and I love to travel. I'm looking for a smart, responsible man to be my partner in crime who is looking for more than just a hookup."
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Teddytalks
05/26/17 2:30:16 PM
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Come on. It is more varied than that
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MacadamianNut3
05/26/17 2:30:31 PM
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....

This was more accurate than I was expecting to be

Good job fake Vegy
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Alexanaxela
05/26/17 2:31:55 PM
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then they always got those stupid as profile shots. All your pics are of you from the shoulder up

YOU AIN'T GODDAMN FOOLING NO ONE FATTY
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Chicken
05/26/17 2:32:36 PM
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Damn_Underscore
05/26/17 2:32:43 PM
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Lol
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Were_Wyrm
05/26/17 2:32:56 PM
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Does femail only arrive 77% of the time?
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iLikeMtnDew
05/26/17 2:33:42 PM
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Chicken posted...
femail

Lol.

This is very accurate though. Almost every profile says something about adventure
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Annihilated
05/26/17 2:35:41 PM
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"I'm fluent in sarcasm."

"Live, laugh, love"

"I'm 5'2" but I wear heels so you better be at least a foot taller."
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TrollSlayer11
05/26/17 2:39:29 PM
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Teddytalks posted...
Come on. It is more varied than that


No. It really isn't.

Love to travel and go out but also love to relax at home with some wine and Netflix,
Total foodie!
I may seem like a party girl but I'm totally a nerd I love game of thrones,
Not interested in a hookup so if you only want sex just keep swiping,
Love going on hikes and enjoying nature,
Looking for someone adventurous who can keep up with me <3

Extra points if you have a beard and over 6 feet ;)


99% of tinder profiles.
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Alexanaxela
05/26/17 2:40:46 PM
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TrollSlayer11 posted...
Teddytalks posted...
Come on. It is more varied than that


No. It really isn't.

Love to travel and go out but also love to relax at home with some wine and Netflix,
Total foodie!
I may seem like a party girl but I'm totally a nerd I love game of thrones,
Not interested in a hookup so if you only want sex just keep swiping,
Love going on hikes and enjoying nature,
Looking for someone adventurous who can keep up with me <3

Extra points if you have a beard and over 6 feet ;)


99% of tinder profiles.

you forgot the family and friends bullcrap
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ImTheMacheteGuy
05/26/17 2:43:53 PM
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Chicken posted...
femail

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Nomadic View
05/26/17 2:47:42 PM
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I'm not like other girls.
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DarthAragorn
05/26/17 2:48:56 PM
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Accurate

Nomadic View posted...
I'm not like other girls.

Also this
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Sexypwnstar
05/26/17 2:49:29 PM
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Real talk, I wouldn't really want someone that is super outgoing and likes to travel
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Raikuro
05/26/17 2:50:11 PM
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Highwind07 posted...
Pictures of herself with other girls and you're confused as to which one is the real one on the profile.

It's always the least attractive one lol
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Funkydog
05/26/17 2:50:31 PM
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Not like men's profiles are any better
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TrollSlayer11
05/26/17 2:51:28 PM
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Number39 posted...
i dunno
I live in NYC and the female tinder stereotypes really dont apply

Maybe girls in country areas really wanna get out and see the world?


I'm in LA and I disagree. Lemme try to do an LA specific one

Moved to LA from [insert flyover state here] to be in the city!
yoga, hikes, and pumpkin spice <3
love visiting the beach and going to art shows!
looking for a guy who appreciates and spoils me. brunch in hermosa??
I'm such a foodie! Also 420 friendly =D
Aspiring singer and actress. Love music!
Looking for a guy who can keep up with me and show me new things. Taking me shopping and buying me coffee in Santa Monica is a plus (hint hint)
If you don't speak sarcasm we can't relate
Different than the other girls.
I can party in Hollywood or Netflix and chill with my cat and some pinot grigio (I'm a wine snob tehehe)

NOT here for hook ups

Say Hi if you're 6' tall with a beard and blue eyes ;)

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Sexypwnstar
05/26/17 2:54:52 PM
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TrollSlayer11 posted...
Number39 posted...
i dunno
I live in NYC and the female tinder stereotypes really dont apply

Maybe girls in country areas really wanna get out and see the world?


I'm in LA and I disagree. Lemme try to do an LA specific one

Moved to LA from [insert flyover state here] to be in the city!
yoga, hikes, and pumpkin spice <3
love visiting the beach and going to art shows!
looking for a guy who appreciates and spoils me. brunch in hermosa??
I'm such a foodie! Also 420 friendly =D
Aspiring singer and actress. Love music!
Looking for a guy who can keep up with me and show me new things. Taking me shopping and buying me coffee in Santa Monica is a plus (hint hint)
If you don't speak sarcasm we can't relate
Different than the other girls.
I can party in Hollywood or Netflix and chill with my cat and some pinot grigio (I'm a wine snob tehehe)

NOT here for hook ups

Say Hi if you're 6' tall with a beard and blue eyes ;)


This sounds fucking awful
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DyingPancake
05/26/17 2:56:31 PM
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These are incredibly accurate from what I've seen
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